Grand Theft Auto 2/Yakuza jobs


 * The blue markers always point to the nearest Yakuza phone where jobs are made available for anyone with enough respect.
 * You want Yakuza respect you better start killing Zaibatsu. Simple. The reasons - you will learn!

Get Zitzaki!
West phone


 * Kosai! Johnny Zoo here. The Zaibatsu have discovered our experiments with Doctor ZitZaki. He needs help - and fast. Collect the marked car parked at City University.


 * Doctor ZitZaki is waiting in the District Hospital. Don't keep him waiting.


 * Doctor ZitZaki is wary of strangers, Kosai. Sound the horn so he knows it is safe.
 * Good. Bring Doctor ZitZaki directly to the new J-Lab.


 * Doctor ZitZaki is safe and Yakuza drug production can continue. Here is $20,000 for a job well done. Perhaps we can work together again, Kosai.

Bank Robbery!
East phone


 * Ah, Kosai! Johnny Zoo here. I am having money illegally transferred to my bank account and I need you to help my inside man, Hiroshi. Take the vehicle and firepower provided.

Enter the marked Shark and get a S-Uzi Machine Gun.


 * Hiroshi will have moved the money into my account by the time you reach the City Bank to pick him up.


 * Hiroshi will not come out until the two City Bank Guards are out of the way. What are you waiting for, Kosai?


 * You enjoyed killing those Guards, Kosai. This is the Yakuza way! Look - there's Hiroshi!


 * SHIT! Someone tipped off the Cops, Kosai! Your Cop Wanted Level has risen. Here's $5,000 so you can respray the car to throw the Cops off your trail.


 * Excellent, Kosai! Now bring the car back to the Safehouse.


 * Thank you for your efforts, Kosai. It is with gratitude I give you $20,000.

Happy Gas Smash!
West phone


 * Hi, Kosai, it's Johnny Zoo. The Loonies still owe me money for merchandise. Get some wheels, get to the City University and GET MY DOLLARS!


 * Sound your horn, Kosai, the Loonies are expecting you.


 * We ain't payin'! Die, Yakuza delivery boy!


 * Kill the crazies, Kosai!
 * The Loonies are crazy for Mary Jane's Ice Cream. Get an Ice-Cream Van so you can access the City Asylum - then we will teach this idiot gang a lesson.


 * You need $5,000 to rig the Ice-Cream Van with explosives.
 * Good, you have enough dollars to arm the Ice-Cream Van. Get to it!


 * Drive the Ice-Cream Van to the Loony Asylum. Once you get inside destroy their Happy Gas tanks.


 * Arm the Ice-Cream Van bomb then escape the Asylum - fast.
 * Super-fantastic, Kosai! The Loonies are lost without their Happy Gas. Have $40,000 for your hard work.

Get Gama Rei!
East phone


 * Hi, Kosai, it's Johnny Zoo. Gama Rei has to leave the City Hospital - fast. He's in plastic surgery so you need a Medicar.

Kill a few people and wait until a Medicar arrives. Steal it.


 * Excellent, Kosai. Now collect Gama Rei from the City Hospital.


 * Have patience, Kosai. Gama Rei only just got his new face.
 * Gama Rei must be taken to the Safehouse before the Loonies dispatch Assassins. Move it!
 * Gama Rei has stolen Loony secrets so they want him bad. Watch his ass, Kosai.


 * Gama Rei is important to us, Kosai. We are most pleased by your performance. Here - have $40,000.

Follow That Traitor!
Previous phone


 * Hi, Kosai, it's Johnny Zoo. I think my top man is selling information to the Zaibatsu. I want you to tail him.

Slowly follow the traitor and make sure he doesn't see you. Stay about one screen away from him.


 * Excellent, you found the traitor's hideout. He must suffer the Yakuza way. Make contact with the ancient torture master, Refried Noodle.


 * I am Refried Noodle. Here is a weapon - if you need it.


 * The traitor and his men must die! Kill them all, Kosai!

The three are armed with S-Uzi Machine Guns. They can be killed most easily by running them over at speed.


 * No one betrays the mighty Yakuza. Loyal assassins are the future, Kosai. As a reward I give you $40,000.

SWAT Van Swipe!

 * Hi, Kosai, it's Johnny Zoo. The authorities have impounded my favorite car and I want you to steal me a SWAT Van as compensation.

SWAT Vans are called at the fourth Wanted level.


 * Very cool, Kosai. Bring it to my garage.

Driving to the garage is easier if you have removed your Wanted level by driving a car through Max Paynt to respray or change license plates, or if you have found a Cop Bribe or created one by crushing a Cop Car. This may not be necessary if you start trouble as close as possible to the garage near the red phone.


 * You steal well, Kosai. The Yakuza will have many jobs for someone with your talents. For now, $60,000 should see you right.

Stop the Tank!

 * Kosai! Johnny Zoo here! Military top brass are pissed with me and sending a Tank and Ground Troops to trash my exotic cars. I need your help.

A Rocket Launcher will spawn on the pavement at the bottom of the ramp up to the red phone, which you should take. Follow the marker to the north in a fast car. The Tank is flanked by six escorts armed with S-Uzi Machine Guns. Run them over, then exit your car and use the Rocket Launcher to destroy the Tank (it should take four shots).


 * Fantastic, Kosai! You are my first call if the Military strike. Here's $60,000.

All Yakuza Jobs Done!

 * Excellent! You have completed all the Yakuza jobs!