World of Warcraft/Walkthrough

To survive in the epic land of the World of Warcraft, you must know your races well. If you don't, you'll probably die a lot.

Races

Night Elves

Night Elven women have extremely large breasts and their asses look excellent in thongs. Best yet, they're PURPLE. I, personally, would fuck the shit out of a female night elf if she was real. But they're not. Life is so harsh.

Gnomes

Gnomes have extremely small penises. They try to get pussy from the elves, but their dicks are too small and can't fit in their vaginas. Gnomes are freaks; they commonly wear large spikes on their dicks (as seen in the movie Se7en) and fuck gnome bitches mercilessly.

Dwarves

Dwarves are well known for having short, thick cocks. Dwarven women are known for having a lot of pubic hair. The only way to tell the difference between a dwarf woman and a dwarf male is the amount of pubic hair. Besides that, there really is no fucking difference.

Tauren

Don't fuck with a tauren. He'll skullfuck your ass and then hang you by your anal sac to be raped by Night Elf women. Actually, maybe that's not such a bad fate after all.

Orcs

Orcs are known for having the most putrid, slimy anal sex of all the races of Azeroth. Their women are manlier than the men. They are also known for some fucking nasty flatulance, which also contributes to their disgusting anal sex. So yeah, nobody likes orcs.

Trolls

Trolls are basically the niggers of World of Warcraft. They speak very niggardly and spend very niggardly. They are treated like complete shit by all other races. Maybe if they wanted to be treated better, they should stop talking like a bunch of Jamacian niggers.

Humans

Humans are famous for hacking into opengamefaqs and fucking with guides badly, such as this one. Their hacking skills are up to par with those of the gnomes, and they generally have larger cocks (with the exception of Napoleon). With these larger and more developed cocks, they frequently go on what are known as "cock raids," where they rally up the other races and jerk off into their ears. They are also fond of circle jerking into a sandwich and making the last one to cum eat said sandwich.

Undead

Undead are infamous for spreading the plague. This plague is a thick, green bile that hovers around the air and frequently forms into a solid. When it forms into a solid, it often shapes into the form of a penis. Once it finds a female target, it rapes her. It also makes males have involuntary orgasms, where they cum so much that it fucking hurts.