The Sims 2: Castaway/A Pirate's Guide to Retirement

Build a Durable Home
''Arrrr! By my seven beards, I have never met a woman as stubborn as my mother, the Dread Pirate Edith. We are now three years since she interrupted the preparations for my next voyage, and she has now commandeered my equipment and my men to build herself a country villa so that she may retire in peace. I curse her and her peanut butter cookies.''

Create a Resort
''I write this as the most wretched pirate in the history of avarice. My mother has officially taken command of my men, and I have been sent to bed without supper, on account of my unwillingness to shave my beards. Shave my beards? Is the woman mad? Alas, yes, she must be, for she has now decided to build a magnificent city of pirates in the mold of El Dorado or Shangri-La. Madness. We'll all be dead in a week.''