Grand Theft Auto 2/Zaibatsu jobs (Area 1)

COP CAR CRUSH!
North phone

WHEELER-DEALING!
South phone

LICK THOSE LOONIES!
West phone

YUTES MUST DIE!
East phone

Punch Lefty.

BIG BANK JOB!
Previous phone

{{GTA2/Dialog
 * Icon=Trey Welsh
 * Name=Trey Welsh
 * Dialog=Hey, Gecko, the Z-Men are expecting you. Sound your horn to get their attention.

{{GTA2/Dialog
 * Icon=Trey Welsh
 * Name=Trey Welsh
 * Dialog=The Bank is expecting this Van - so be careful with it, Gecko!}}

{{GTA2/Dialog
 * Icon=Neutral
 * Name=Bank
 * Dialog=CHECKING CLEARANCE... THIRD WORLD BANK... 0-01882A... CLEARANCE... OK. HAVE A NICE DAY.}}

{{GTA2/Dialog
 * Icon=Trey Welsh
 * Name=Trey Welsh
 * Dialog=Grab the briefcase and get the hell out of there!}}

{{GTA2/Dialog
 * Icon=Trey Welsh
 * Name=Trey Welsh
 * Dialog=Get the Bank Van and the clean cash back to the Safehouse - FAST!}}

Unsurprisingly, robbing a bank makes you Wanted.

{{GTA2/Dialog
 * Icon=Trey Welsh
 * Name=Trey Welsh
 * Dialog=Find Rollo Tomassi, life-long friend of the Zaibatsu. He can swap clean cash for the necessary Cop pay-off.}}

{{GTA2/Dialog
 * Icon=Trey Welsh
 * Name=Rollo Tomassi
 * Dialog=Give the package to the Cop - with our thanks!}}

{{GTA2/Dialog
 * Icon=Neutral
 * Name=Cop
 * Dialog=Give my regards to Trey Welsh. Remind him the price is going up.}}

The package turns out to be a bomb, which explodes when the Cop enters his car. As you'd expect, causing an explosion in the car park of a police station makes you Wanted.

{{GTA2/Dialog
 * Icon=Trey Welsh
 * Name=Trey Welsh
 * Dialog=His price just went down, Gecko. Get a vehicle and get to the Safehouse.}}

{{GTA2/Dialog
 * Icon=Trey Welsh
 * Name=Trey Welsh
 * Dialog=Impressive, Gecko! This display of force will remind the Cops not to bite the Zaibatsu hand that feeds them. Your fine performance is worthy of $40,000.}}

ARMORED CAR CLASH!
The two cars are invulnerable to weapons and can only be damaged and destroyed by cars. It is quickest and easiest to rig a car with dynamite at a Red Army Surplus, then set it to explode after using it to box in the Yakuza car, ideally at a red traffic light (with another car in front of it or behind it, and preferably to either side as well). If this fails, you can also try driving ahead of the car and setting the bomb so that it explodes as the Yakuza car approaches.