Grand Theft Auto 2/Russian jobs




 * Welcome, Comrade, to the Russian Mafia!


 * The Russian Mafia hate the Capitalist Zaibatsu! Kill the Zaibatsu and we will respect you.

Hot Dog Homicide!
West phone




 * Comrade! Jerkov here! A leading meat processing plant will make special hot dogs to feed my troops if I supply the meat. Steal a Bus and pick up people from Bus Stops.




 * What took you so long? I don't care where the meat comes from! Find yourself a Bus Stop and pick up passengers. I will let you know when you have enough.




 * Excellent, Comrade, a Bus full of food! My men await you at the meat processing plant.




 * Good work, Comrade! Supervise the mincing from the top of The Cage.




 * Please don't take me! I'm all saturated fat!


 * Please! No! I don't wanna be your hot dog!




 * Quickly, men! Stop them getting away!




 * This is an outrageous violation of Health And Safety Regulations!


 * What's that grinding noise? AAARRRGGGHH!




 * The miserable wretches are trying to escape! Shoot them, men! Comrade - stay put!


 * The Hot Dog Van is full. Mmm, drive to the Kovski Diner, Comrade.




 * Deliver the Hot Dog Van to the Kovski Diner across town!




 * You have helped to fill the starving Kovski belly! Here's $40,000. Eat hearty, Comrade!

Mmm, Russian Sailors!
East phone




 * Hey, Comrade, it's Jerkov! Zaibatsu Dealers are cutting in on our drug trade. Collect the Z-Type we have parked and help us redress the balance.




 * The first Z-Dealer is waiting at the Train Station in Bayano, Comrade.




 * Sound the horn to get the Z-Dealer's attention, Comrade.




 * Like, here it is and here you are, man. Far out!




 * Perfect, Comrade. Collect the second Z-Dealer at the Hospital in Bayano.




 * Is it that time already? Shit, I ain't even sold out yet. Oh well...




 * Two Z-Dealers to go, Comrade. You will find one at the Escobar Power Cores.




 * Hey, I was waitin' for my bitch! Well, business is business I guess...




 * Collect the final Z-Dealer from Sennora and once again we will have the edge in this area!




 * Hey! Looks like you got some kinda party going on in here!




 * I wonder how long these Z-Dealers can hold their breath? Let's find out... Take them to the Crane!




 * Get out, Comrade. Your role in this job is almost over.


 * I think next time we use them for hot dogs and save the motor car.




 * At last we are doing great street business - thanks to you, Comrade. We will work together again I am sure. For now, here is $40,000.

Officer Down!
North phone




 * Jerkov here, Comrade. Police protection is a big earner - and I want a slice of that pie. You have FIVE minutes to destroy TWO Cop Cars and disrupt the marketplace.




 * Nice, Comrade! Can you manage one more?


 * Health insurance just went up thanks to you, Comrade. Now I want to start getting serious... Destroy a SWAT Van!




 * You make this look easy, Comrade! Finally, we also intend to compete with the Government - so that means you need to destroy TWO Special Agent Cars!


 * It's heating up! Only one Special Agent car to destroy!




 * The City's Emergency Services are troubled thanks to you, Comrade. Take this $60,000 with our gratitude and drink to continued Kovski success!

Karma Assassins!
South phone




 * Hey, Comrade - it's Jerkov. The Karma Assassins are coming and all my good Kovski are drunk. You must protect me!




 * You took out a Karma Assassin, Comrade! Only SEVEN to go!


 * Another Krishna bites the dust, Comrade! Now there are SIX to kill!




 * That's one less to worry about, Comrade. But still FIVE remain!


 * Good work, Comrade. Now there are only FOUR Hitmen to hit!




 * Excellent! THREE to go, Comrade!


 * This is getting tense, Comrade! Only TWO Assassins remain!




 * One final Krishna Killer to kill, Comrade!


 * Outstanding, Comrade! You helped the Karma Assassins to meet their maker!




 * Top Karma Assassin Nova Bright lies in wait in an Armored Bus. Eradicate him, Comrade!


 * Simple weapons will not harm this spiritual Karma Bus, Comrade. Only a vehicle rigged with a bomb will do the job!




 * Send my regards to Krishna, Mr Bright. Good work, Comrade! Let me see... I think you deserve $60,000.

Tanks a Lot!
Previous phone




 * Comrade! It's me, Jerkov! Last night Zaibatsu Executives lost everything at my poker table and now they want revenge. THREE Tanks have been sent to crush my precious Kovski Cars.




 * The Tanks are cheap Western trash! Destroy them and protect my new Kovski Cars!


 * I knew you were up to the job, Comrade!




 * Two Zaibatsu Tanks on the scrap heap! Keep fighting, Comrade.


 * Excellent, Comrade! You are tough, you smell bad, but you work hard like a Russian! Here is $60,000. We can do business again.

Vedic Massacre!



 * Hey, Comrade, it's Jerkov. Krishna free love is bankrupting my bitch action. Find Ivan and his mercenary friends to spill some free blood.




 * I have THREE guerrilla soldiers. You will need a motor vehicle!




 * Okay, Comrade, drive to the Holy Vedic Temple. Jerkov wants us to spill much Krishna blood!




 * Okay, Comrade, we are at the Holy Vedic Temple. Get out and prove yourself a loyal Russian!


 * Stay on foot to kill the Krishna until I signal you to halt!




 * Zuper, Comrade! Mow down the love puppets!


 * Keep it up, Comrade! There is ammunition on the walkways!




 * Fantastic, Comrade! Make more Krishna Stew!


 * KILL! KILL! KILL! Overthrow the occultists, Comrade!




 * Fighting proud, Comrade! Survive TWO minutes inside the Vedic Temple and kill the Krishna.


 * They are not chanting any more, Comrade. One day you should drink with me and my lady friends! For now, accept my gratitude and $80,000.

Super Grass Rescue!



 * Comrade! It's Jerkov! Some of my special gangsters have information about an Informant but are trapped in the Zaibatsu Power Core. Free them - and their knowledge!




 * The doorway is locked, Comrade. Try bombing the Generators to release the sticky locks.




 * Excellent! One Generator destroyed!


 * Second Generator kaput!




 * Very professional, Comrade. Only one Generator functioning.


 * Fantastic, the doorway is open! Find my Kovski!




 * Protect my loyal Kovski - one of them has vital information! MOVE!


 * The Zaibatsu are on to you! Protect my men and I will arrange for the doorway to be opened from the outside.




 * Word is out, Comrade, and THREE Assassins are moving in. I will arrange for the doorway to be opened. You watch your back.




 * Good! You nailed the Corporate Killer!


 * Ha! Zaibatsu Assassins are a joke!




 * Very professional, Comrade. Bring my men to meet Uncle Vanka in the Russian zone. He is the only one I know who can interpret the gangster information.




 * Get out of the vehicle and Uncle Vanka will interpret.




 * Tell me - who is the Informant?


 * He says... "Some guy has some dirty... information about Jerkov's wife - and he's going to reveal all... to the Cops".




 * My son wants to deal with this Informant. Steal a Cop Car and I will relay to you further instructions.


 * Why, that Cop Uniform fits like a glove, Comrade! Find the Informant and pull up in front of his car. Don't forget to use the siren - he won't get out if it's not on!




 * Screw you, Cop! You won't ever take me alive!




 * Do not let the Informant escape, Comrade! And when you catch him, make sure you get him into a Cop Car!




 * OK, so you WILL take me alive... Don't hurt me! I'm sensitive!




 * My son is waiting with a few of my men at the Lubyanka Docks. Take the Informant to him.




 * Good to see you, Comrade. Now get out of the Cop Car and let me see the Informant's face!


 * So this is the Informant... Well done, Comrade. Now stand back - we have work to do. Soften him up, men!




 * Enough, men! Now it's my turn... Stand back!


 * Nobody spreads filth about my mother and lives... DIE!




 * A commendable performance, Comrade. I am well pleased with your work this day! Here is my appreciation - $80,000!

All Russian Jobs Done!



 * Fantastic, Comrade! You have completed ALL the Russian jobs!