WarioWare, Inc.: Mega Microgame$!/Wario

Microgames

 * Name: Wario
 * Genre: Anything Goes
 * Microgames per boss: 25
 * Score Screen: Desktop
 * Lives: Programs

Wario Bros.

 * Medal: 10 points
 * Help me get the coin! Try bumping the floor with my head to get it! Ouch! My melon!
 * Control(s):  Move,  Jump
 * Jump up to get the coin. Mario will attempt to interfere as the difficulty level increases, and the coin will fall over to his side if you don't stop him. Push back and get the coin for yourself to clear the game.
 * Level 1: The coin comes down with no obstructions.
 * Level 2: Mario also tries to get the coin.
 * Level 3: Mario pushes Wario for the coin.
 * Strategy: Don't worry about Mario. Get it from below. If you miss the jump, try to push Mario at the last second

Hot Dog Hog

 * Medal: 10 points
 * Eat the hot dog and don't leave any behind! Only losers leave the table early!
 * Control(s): Munch
 * Press A when the hot dog is in front of Wario's mouth to bite it. Eat it all to clear the game. Try to get as much as possible into one bite. Two bites is the goal; three bites won't be able to make it in time at a higher difficulty.
 * Level 1: The hot dog is short.
 * Level 2: The hot dog is longer.
 * Level 3: The hot dog is very long.
 * Strategy: Anticipate this microgame. Try to get that first bite in ASAP! Wario's mouth covers more to his right, so keep that in mind. Best to take in out in 2 bites (3 for Level 3. you'll be lucky to  get a 4th one in)

Shingle Smasher

 * Medal: 20 points
 * Break the tile with one big blow and make it snappy!
 * Control(s): Break
 * Time your strike according to the meter. Press A when the meter rises to the red bars at the top to break the tile successfully.
 * Level 1: There are three red bars.
 * Level 2: There are two red bars.
 * Level 3: There is one red bar.
 * Strategy: Dont rush, wait for the second bar pump. Other than that, it's ALL timing.

Produce Pandemonium

 * Medal: 10 points
 * Avoid the produce, but don't worry if the car gets hit! It'll be fine, trust me!
 * Control(s):  Move
 * You have a view of the front of Wario's car as he's driving. Produce will fall from the sky between the three lanes. Move from lane to lane to avoid the falling produce, or Wario will fall out of the car, resulting in a loss.
 * Level 1: Two objects will fall.
 * Level 2: Three objects will fall.
 * Level 3: Four objects will fall.
 * Strategy: Just tap the d-pad. Dodge too far and you'll be sure to swallow gravel!

Laser Vision

 * Medal: 15 points
 * Don't even think about putting that in my eye! I hate eye drops!
 * Control(s): Shoot laser/Drop
 * A variation of Dry Eye. Stop the bottle above the eye and the laser will do its work.
 * Level 1: The eye is wide open.
 * Level 2: The eye is open, but a bit smaller.
 * Level 3: The eye is squinting.
 * Strategy: Once again, all timing. Best to shoot for it when coming from the left.

Wario Windsock

 * Medal: 15 points
 * Turn the handle and raise the flag! That's all you gotta do!
 * Control(s): Raise
 * Press the buttons in clockwise succession to raise the flag.
 * Level 1: The pole is short.
 * Level 2: The pole is tall.
 * Level 3: The pole is even taller.
 * Strategy: Speaking from someone who owns a GBASP, Just twirl your thumb along the d-pad like in Mona's Spaghetti microgame. (Should work for emulators to I guess) One of the easier Microgames

High Treeson

 * Medal: 20 points
 * Shake this tree like it owes you money! Then collect all the goodies!
 * Control(s):  Shake
 * Rapidly move the left and right buttons in succession to shake everything off of the tree.
 * Level 1: Shake an apple tree.
 * Level 2: Shake a cherry tree.
 * Level 3: Shake a Christmas tree. The star at the top takes a bit more shaking to come down.
 * Strategy: Not much I can say but, shake that bad boy.

Rock Paper Scissors

 * Medal: 10 points
 * Defeat my nemesis, Mario, in a game of rock-paper-scissors. Make your decision late!
 * Control(s): Throw
 * The classic game of rock-paper-scissors. Wario's hand alternates quickly between the three options. Stop it depending on whether Mario is holding up a rock, paper, or scissors. Rock smashes scissors, scissors cuts paper, and paper covers rock.
 * Level 1: Mario never changes his mind.
 * Level 2: Mario changes his mind once.
 * Level 3: Mario occasionally changes his mind.
 * Strategy: Good luck lmao. The order is ALWAYS Rock-Scissors-Paper, so keep that in mind. This microgame is a run-ruiner. More than likely will cost you a life on level 3 at higher speeds

Wario Pinball

 * Medal: 10 points
 * Keep the balls that come out of my nose in play with the left and right flippers! Stop laughing!
 * Control(s): Left,  Right
 * The d-pad controls the left flipper and the A button controls the right. Keep the pinball(s) up, though don't hit too hard; if it bounces off of the nose with too much force, it will get a lot quicker.
 * Level 1: Keep up one pinball.
 * Level 2: Keep up two pinballs.
 * Level 3: Keep up three pinballs.
 * Strategy: Think of it as Juggling. Keep track of which booger are gonna bounce off the flipper ready for another lift.

Mix & Match

 * Medal: 20 points
 * Reconstruct my awesome face! There's only one right way, and it's stunning!
 * Control(s): Place parts
 * Keep pressing A until Wario's face is fully complete.
 * Level 1: Press the button six times.
 * Level 2: Press the button eight times.
 * Level 3: Press the button ten times.
 * Strategy: Make like K-Rool-Main and MASH!!!

Down & Outie

 * Medal: 20 points
 * Urp! I ate WAY too much! Look at this gut! Help me hide it...but don't rip my shirt!
 * Control(s): Hide gut
 * Hold the down button until Wario's shirt completely covers his belly. It'll keep coming up, so keep it down until time is up. Don't pull down too hard, or the shirt will tear.
 * Level 1: Wario's gut is large.
 * Level 2: Wario's gut is larger.
 * Level 3: Wario's gut is even larger.
 * Strategy: Watch that bomb! Wait until the countdown starts and then pull! Results in a last-second victory.

Thumb Wrestling
Strategy: Patience, young grasshopper. Wait for Mario to make his move, then take him DOWN! He waits until literally the last second at Level 3 so keep that in mind. But don't wait TOO long!
 * Medal: 10 points
 * Pinch his thumb under mine! I'm wearing the yellow glove, obviously!
 * Control(s): Hold thumb
 * Another classic game. As soon as the opponent presses down their thumb, strike.
 * Level 1: The opponent's thumb will press down and stay down, giving you a big opening to attack.
 * Level 2: The opponent's thumb will flinch in an attempt to trick you into pressing down your own thumb.
 * Level 3: The opponent's thumb will flinch and continue to flinch until finally pressing down.

Float Your Boat

 * Medal: 15 points
 * Land me on the float! I can't swim, so don't fail me...or I'll make you pay!
 * Control(s): Drop
 * Wario will fly across the screen. Press A when he's above the floatie to make him land on it.
 * Level 1: The float is large.
 * Level 2: The float is mid-sized.
 * Level 3: The float is small.

Vermin

 * Medal: 20 points
 * Smash the moles with both your hammers! Yeah! Smash! Get 'em!
 * Control(s):  Move
 * Move Wario next to a space where a mole comes up from so he can smash it with his hammer.
 * Level 1: Smash one mole.
 * Level 2: Smash two moles.
 * Level 3: Smash three moles.
 * Strategy: Stay in the middle and move quickly to kill those buggers!

Apple Shrapnel

 * Medal: 20 points
 * I can crush apples with my bare hands! Impressive? You know it!
 * Control(s): Crush
 * Press the A button rapidly until the apple is crushed.
 * Level 1: Crush a red apple.
 * Level 2: Crush a tougher green apple.
 * Level 3: Crush two red apples.

Unexcite Bike

 * Medal: 15 points
 * Drive my lane-hogging chopper, but steer clear of the obstacles!
 * Control(s):  Move
 * As obstacles come onto Wario's path, switch lanes accordingly.
 * Level 1: Avoid two obstacles.
 * Level 2: Avoid three obstacles.
 * Level 3: Avoid four obstacles.
 * Strategy: Incoming bikes will never enter a lane with potholes

Hasty Pastry

 * Medal: 10 points
 * Munch on this cake without getting plucked by the fingers! I love cake!
 * Control(s):  Move
 * You control a small Wario as he eats a cake. Walk around to avoid the fingers. Don't get plucked and you'll clear the game.
 * Level 1: There are three cakes for Wario to walk around on.
 * Level 2: There are two cakes.
 * Level 3: There is one cake.
 * Strategy: You'll slow down on the edges so be careful!

Wario Facial

 * Medal: 15 points
 * Put my face together! Oh, man, am I good-looking or what?
 * Control(s):  Select,  Enter
 * Scroll through the facial features until you find the one that fits Wario.
 * Level 1: Choose one facial feature.
 * Level 2: Choose two facial features.
 * Level 3: Choose three facial features.
 * Strategy: No matter which level, only ONE feature needs to be corrected

Grow Wario Grow

 * Medal: 10 points
 * Hit the question mark and get the mushroom! And don't let that bonehead get it!
 * Control(s):  Move Wario,  Jump
 * Jump up and hit the question mark to release the mushroom, then jump up to it before it can fall to Mario.
 * Level 1: No blocks are in Wario's way.
 * Level 2: Two blocks are in Wario's way.
 * Level 3: Three blocks are in Wario's way.
 * Strategy: It's difficult and may take some practice, but grab the mushroom from the opposite side. If you miss the jump, bounce on ol' M-Boy's noggin! Screw you Mario!

Loot Scoot

 * Medal: 15 points
 * Snatch the treasure! Use the Wario attack to bust through the walls!
 * Control(s): Wario Attack
 * Wario runs across the screen. Press the A button as soon as you see a wall for Wario to shoulder through it.
 * Level 1: Break through one wall.
 * Level 2: Break through two walls.
 * Level 3: Break through three walls.

Airpain

 * Medal: 10 points
 * Take the enemy planes out of the sky! Press the button quickly for rapid-fire!
 * Control(s): Move,  Shoot
 * Steer Wario in front of enemy planes and shoot them down. Use rapid-fire to make taking down multiple planes quicker.
 * Level 1: Shoot down one plane.
 * Level 2: Shoot down two planes.
 * Level 3: Shoot down three planes.

Wario Kendo

 * Medal: 10 points
 * Don't let this guy hit me, slippy!
 * Control(s): Catch
 * Press the button just as the weapon is brought down between Wario's hands to stop it from hitting his face.
 * Level 1: Catch a vegetable.
 * Level 2: Catch a sword.
 * Level 3: Catch a thrown vegetable.

Bug Birdie

 * Medal: 10 points
 * Ack! Now I'm a cockroach! Help me push the ball into the hole!
 * Control(s): Move
 * Move a backwards cockroach Wario against the golf ball to push it into the hole.
 * Level 1: Push the ball in a straight path.
 * Level 2: Push the ball in a diagonal path.
 * Level 3: Push the ball in a diagonal path. The hole is also smaller.
 * Strategy: Keep in mind that if positioned right, Wa-ckRoach can puch the ball diagonally. DO NOT TRAP THE BALL IN A CORNER!!

Sinking Feeling

 * Medal: 20 points
 * Grab the floating umbrella and sail to earth! Don't screw this up or I'm a goner!
 * Control(s): Grab
 * As Wario falls, he will pass by an umbrella. Stop him at the handle by making him grab it to clear the game.
 * Level 1: The umbrella handle is long.
 * Level 2: The umbrella handle is short.
 * Level 3: The umbrella handle is very short.
 * Strategy: It'll be a pinch, but make it a habit to grab the tip-top at all times

Boss: Wario's Adventure

 * Medal: 5 points
 * Don't let me crash into anything! There's treasure at the end of all this, and I want it! Use your head and avoid stuff!
 * Control(s): Move,  Jump, Smash, Throw
 * The game begins with Wario on a skateboard. Jump over and duck under the red bars. Depending on the level, these bars become more difficult to avoid. Get past this segment to move on to the next. Dodge the falling red blocks which first show themselves at the top of the screen. In the next segment, you will have to avoid both the falling blocks and the bars. Following this, you will be prompted to take the jetpack. Jump onto it to begin the next leg of Wario's adventure. Smash into the red blocks here with the A button, and pick up the green blocks to speed up the jetpack. After smashing through the last barrier, you will be faced with the final boss. Its attacks are simple, but all you have to fight it is a boomerang. The safest strategy here is to wait for it to descend and throw the boomerang right into it. Damage it enough times to obtain Wario's treasure, but the game isn't over yet. Rapidly press the A button to run away from the giant red boulder that proceeds to chase Wario. Escape it and you will finally clear the game.