World of Warcraft/Walkthrough

To survive in the epic land of the World of Warcraft, you must know your races well. If you don't, you'll probably die a lot.

Races

Night Elves

Night Elven women have extremely large breasts and their asses look excellent in thongs. Best yet, they're PURPLE. OMFG, I want to fuck a night elf all night long.

Gnomes

Gnomes have extremely small penises. They try to get pussy from the elves, but their dicks are too small and can't fit in their vaginas.

Dwarves

Dwarves are well known for having short, thick cocks. Dwarven women are known for having a lot of pubic hair.

Tauren

Don't fuck with a tauren. He'll skullfuck your ass and then hang you by your anal sac to be raped by Night Elf women. Actually, maybe that's not such a bad fate after all.

Orcs

Orcs are known for having the most putrid, slimy anal sex of all the races of Azeroth. Their women are manlier than the men. So yeah, nobody likes orcs.

Trolls

Trolls are basically the niggers of World of Warcraft. They speak very niggardly and spend very niggardly.

Humans

Humans are famous for hacking into opengamefaqs and fucking with guides badly, such as this one.