The Sims 2: Castaway/Shipwrecked by Lord R. Stickywyck

Chimps are out to get me
''This is the journal of Lord Reginald Wainscott Stickywyck von Dosenwald, 37th Earl of Biscuit and his documentation of the proceedings of the first expedition of the HMS Poodle under the command of Captain J. Artemis Mogg. As noted in an earlier journal, we have shipwrecked on an island and have established a small settlement, awaiting rescue. Today, we discovered we were not alone when we met a small furry man who had a shocking disregard for our lavatory.''

Home Life
''The crew of the HMS Poodle has created a small settlement near the shipwreck that I have christened Biscuit Town, in honor of me. I have instructed my manservant Haythornthwaite to immediately embroider a flag in my likeness after he finishes buffing my face powder collection. I have also instructed him to prepare my island quarters with the domestic refinements appropriate for one of my station.''

Reach the Other Island
''While chasing a small furry man from our camp, Haythornthwaite discovered a second island to the southeast of Biscuit Town (now called Fort Biscuit due to the daily incursions by the local tribe of furry men). My manservant believes he has also found the remnants of an ancient pier that we may be able to use to travel to the second island, if we decide to abandon Fort Biscuit to the tribe of furry men.''