Freshly-Picked Tingle's Rosy Rupeeland/Auros Ruins

Welcome to the home stretch,When The Tower Grows,uncle rupee will look suspicious and the great fairy will tell you to go to the great pool,go to fairy garden and talk to the great fairy,she will tell you that uncle rupee's rupeeland is in fact a world in which everyone will be turned into a tingle and will have to collect rupees for uncle rupee or he'll drain them......Do you still want to go?say NO. She will give you the rupee key to open a door in the auros ruins. NOW you can go to auros ruins,as soon as you arrive tingle will explain the area,you will find nostalgic statues of all bosses,as soon as you arrive the bodyguard salon is near you,hire a Largebodyguard,you'll need it,trust me,then go in the hut on the left,you will find 2 oinker wedding mates and a salona with a white snout if you accept to open the oinker headquarters. On your way you will be bombed by oinkers,continue but pass the gate and you will find the look-what-I-found kid dressed like tingle with a map for 10000 rupees. You'll also find a ladder leading to the final bridge,this one is almost TOO expensive,return after you have the map and map the death bug lord and stalfos statue as landmarks then Enter The Oinker. You will find the same old oinkers and magicians.when you beat then get ready for more of the same,when you beat those you'll find the real deal bad boys,the armor oinker.....same beating tactic except with A LOT more pounding power,When you pound'em the door opens. turn left and down to find the dora dora statue landmark and a digging spot with 3 WHOLE CHESTS,i repeat:nostalgic.. go straight up to find a kitchen and a pot with auros nampla inside,back on track..you'll find a broken orb that can't spit rupees but map it off,sorry..this part's a hard one,2 super oinkers throwing orbs with oinkers,throw a bomb at one enough times and he will launch a serious 1128 rupee attack but he will be stunned,so get with the rumblin' n' poundin',the other one will get more agressive and keep hitting you,repeat the same tactic and they'll be down,go through the door and get ready to fight the real deal oinker boss,this one has all kinds of attacks,he'll call troops,he'll use poison clouds and he'll use a devastating 3000 rupee blast,when he uses it that's your que to pound,repeat the tactic to have him beaten,get the tiara and mirror,give the tiara to the oinker lovers for 30000 rupees and they'll get married,the salona will ask for something flashy to finish the wedding like fireworks?!make some tingle fireworks and drop them in front of the salona for a rupee good,give the mirror to the great fairy and ask for 45000 rupees,wow,back to the oinker boss,turning right has a rupee good piggy bank on a landmark altar and to the left is a landmark statue in the middle is the rupee shrine,the rupee key will come in handy now,when you pass the door to the right is a rupee good door that needs all rupee goods for a great story achievment,to the left is a rupee good in a chest but the statues will come alive after you open it so beat em up to get out,to the middle is the 5 super rupee insertion zones,after you put them all a chest will appear with the master rupee inside,now throw the master rupee in the tower to go to uncle rupee,he will give you all the rupees in the tower and ask you to give them to him,give him NOTHING,he will hate you and fight you so get ready for a fight with....: UNCLE RUPEE The grand fairy will tell you to touch the screen to fire your rupees as pistol shots First uncle rupee will ring a bell and will randomly bring a bodyguard to shoot you with rupee bazookas,or he will bring food that will fire rupees,or he will tell his cat to shoot rupees at you,just keep gunning him,next his food will fire a bigger spread,his body guards will come to your screen and bring 2 bodyguards,both cats will be firing rupees,next there will be bigger food spread,bigger bodyguard groups,then he'll look like he's beaten but get ready for...: GRAND RUPEE You better still have a lot because this guy's tough,your rupee pistol is completely useless except for blocking,his most frequent attack is his rupee storm,rupee will keep firing from a cloud on the left or right or at 1/2 hp,from above,sometimes after the rupee storm he uses rupee spin,a cloud hitting everywhere in a clockwise spin,hit the rupees to stop them,after this he uses his signature rupee ray,this is an important attack,while he's charging stand in front of him and when he uses it keep firing at it and push it back to him to give him a serious1/3 total HP hit,repeat this to beat him and enter his last nameless form: MEGA RUPEE HEAD(i made that up): your rupee pistol is efficent again,keep firing,and to dodge,take a peek on his mustache,the side that shakes is where he is going to try to hit,hit him and keep dodging and he'll get a new color and attack:the rupee pound,when he looks like he's backing up,he's getting ready for a very strong hit,dodge to the left or right and keep firing until he blows up into 50000000 rupees,enjoy the ending