Grand Theft Auto 2/Loony jobs

RADIO ZA-ZA!
North phone

For the duration of this job, all pedestrians will punch you and even drag you from your car to do so if you get too close.

PIZZA CAKE!
South phone

Go to the city university. Enter it from the north but don't take the stairs (if you do, you'll end at token 48). Instead, go along the path to the south and take the explosives. Go out and to the southwest, following the marker.

Destroy the Van with whatever means you have at your disposal: even the S-Uzi Machine Gun you should have picked up by the green phones will do the job. Ideally, wait until the Van has stopped at traffic lights, or park a car in front of it.

WHO'S MAD?
West phone

DESTROY J-LAB!
East phone

After the mission, you can fill up your rocket launcher by following the way to two crates.

DIMENTIA TO GO!
(sic) Previous phone

Beware, he may drive over you if you're in the way. When they're away, use nearby stairs to get inside.

TAXI DRIVERS MUST DIE!
Kill all five of the gang.

GANG WAR A-GO-GO!
Be warned: If you leave the car or a victim can flee, you have failed.