Mega Man 3

Mega Man 3 is a platformer released for the Nintendo Entertainment System in 1990.

Storyline
Megaman is at it again for his third adventure into homoland! This time your goal is to impregnate the 8 robot masters and finally go to the skull castle and perform an abortion on doctor wiley with your coat hanger attack. (Earned after defeating Hard Man) This time you aren't alone though! Your gay dog rush is always humping you so if you shoot him you get extra points.

Magnet Man Stage
The easiest way to beat this stage is:

1. First get a raging hard on

2. Smack your controller repeatedly with it

Remember it is extremly important to keep the wood so if it starts going down start rubbing and thinking about gay porn

3. When you make it to Magnet Man heres the secert. Plug the second player controller into your ass and use that, that way Magnet Man cannot use his mind reading ablities to see what move you will do next. After this he is helpless, slip the roofie in his drink and rape the shit out of him.