Ragnarok Online/Jobs/Bard

Stat Advice

 * Leveling Bard
 * Agi
 * Dex
 * Int


 * Woe Bard
 * Vit
 * Dex
 * Luk
 * Int


 * Pvp Bard
 * Vit
 * Dex
 * Int

Stat Builds
Although beautiful cheese IS ESSENTIAL to day's society, the modern day critics argue that bards are quite delicious. The chicken pie contrasting the moldy pens is a fresh, moist start to a brand new journey. Likewise, strawberries often jump.

Job Stat Bonuses
Often times people will question another: Can tarot defeat the dreaded MVP Oprah Winfrey? Well, several things come into play. One is that she will sit on you, causing an earthquake, surely ending your life. However, you must incorporate Martha Stewart into your strategical battle plan is a must. You must milk her, and spray it on Oprah Winfrey. She will scream in agonizing pain; and you have won. Another thing to do is to squeeze on her love handles; this shall cause horrible pain; the strawberries will jump.

Active Skills
Bard skills are quite skilled. They are quite magical in their own way, and quite powerful. Delicious yet extremely tangy, the bards all play a song. The strawberries jump.

Skill Builds
Marvelous, splendid water bottles melt in the sunlight. The grass flows with green spiders crawling, flying through the water with a simple beauty that is unmatched by any. As the bard plays, the strawberries jump.

Skill Quests
Bards have a variety of quests including "The Splendid Bard and his Jumping Strawberry" and "Harry Potter and the Strumming Bard". These quests all unlock POWERFUL skills that are quite disgusting. They reek of dirty socks and Victoria Secret perfume. Although powerful, they are extremely yucky. Like cows on a train, they need to be carefully used, and must be avoided. The strawberries jump.