No More Heroes/Achievements and trophies

There are 50 achievements for the Xbox 360, including two secret ones, worth. There are 51 trophies for the PlayStation 3, including two secret ones, consisting of one, three , five and 42.

General

 * [[File:NMH Heroes' Paradise achievement You are recognized as Rank 10 on the UAA Ranking.jpg]] || You are recognized as Rank 10 on the UAA Ranking. || Defeated Rank 10: "Death Metal" || ||
 * [[File:NMH Heroes' Paradise achievement You are recognized as Rank 9 on the UAA Ranking.jpg]] || You are recognized as Rank 9 on the UAA Ranking. || Defeated Rank 9: "Dr. Peace" || ||
 * [[File:NMH Heroes' Paradise achievement You are recognized as Rank 8 on the UAA Ranking.jpg]] || You are recognized as Rank 8 on the UAA Ranking. || Defeated Rank 8: "Shinobu" || ||
 * [[File:NMH Heroes' Paradise achievement You are recognized as Rank 7 on the UAA Ranking.jpg]] || You are recognized as Rank 7 on the UAA Ranking. || Defeated Rank 7: "Destroy Man" || ||
 * [[File:NMH Heroes' Paradise achievement You are recognized as Rank 6 on the UAA Ranking.jpg]] || You are recognized as Rank 6 on the UAA Ranking. || Defeated Rank 6: "Holly Summers" || ||
 * [[File:NMH Heroes' Paradise achievement You are recognized as Rank 5 on the UAA Ranking.jpg]] || You are recognized as Rank 5 on the UAA Ranking. || Defeated Rank 5: "Letz Shake"? || ||
 * [[File:NMH Heroes' Paradise achievement You are recognized as Rank 4 on the UAA Ranking.jpg]] || You are recognized as Rank 4 on the UAA Ranking. || Defeated Rank 4: "Harvey Moseiwitsch Volodarskii" || ||
 * [[File:NMH Heroes' Paradise achievement You are recognized as Rank 3 on the UAA Ranking.jpg]] || You are recognized as Rank 3 on the UAA Ranking. || Defeated Rank 3: "Speed Buster" || ||
 * [[File:NMH Heroes' Paradise achievement You are recognized as Rank 2 on the UAA Ranking.jpg]] || You are recognized as Rank 2 on the UAA Ranking. || Defeated Rank 2: "Bad Girl" || ||
 * [[File:NMH Heroes' Paradise achievement You're working hard, rookie.jpg]] || You're working hard, rookie || Earned 1 Gold Medal on a part-time job || ||
 * [[File:NMH Heroes' Paradise achievement Not bad.jpg]] || Not bad || Earned 5 Gold Medals on part-time jobs || ||
 * [[File:NMH Heroes' Paradise achievement You've made it into the Hall of Fame of my heart.jpg]] || You've made it into the Hall of Fame of my heart! || Earned 14 Gold Medals on part-time jobs || ||
 * [[File:NMH Heroes' Paradise achievement You're not as wet behind the ears as you look.jpg]] || You're not as wet behind the ears as you look. || Earned 1 Gold Medal on an Assassination Mission || ||
 * [[File:NMH Heroes' Paradise achievement There's lots more where those came from.jpg]] || There's lots more where those came from || Earned 10 Gold Medals on Assassination Missions || ||
 * [[File:NMH Heroes' Paradise achievement Keep climbing those ranks.jpg]] || Keep climbing those ranks || Earned 25 Gold Medals on Assassination Missions || ||
 * [[File:NMH Heroes' Paradise achievement Looking for a thrill.jpg]] || Looking for a thrill? || Earned 1 Gold Medal on a Free Fight Mission || ||
 * [[File:NMH Heroes' Paradise achievement Remember to stay frosty.jpg]] || Remember to stay frosty! || Earned 5 Gold Medals on Free Fight Missions || ||
 * [[File:NMH Heroes' Paradise I knew you could do it.jpg]] || I knew you could do it || Earned 10 Gold Medals on Free Fight Missions || ||
 * [[File:NHM Heroes' Paradise achievement The S stands for Sylvia. Did you know that.jpg]] || The S stands for Sylvia. Did you know that? || Earned an S Rank on all Ranking Battles || ||
 * [[File:NMH Heroes' Paradise Looks like you're getting used to killing.jpg]] || Looks like you're getting used to killing || Used whatever means available to beat 51 regular enemies || ||
 * [[File:NMH Heroes' Paradise Keep slaughtering your way to the top.jpg]] || Keep slaughtering your way to the top! || Used whatever means available to beat 510 regular enemies || ||
 * [[File:NMH Heroes' Paradise What a massacre You're awesome, Travis.jpg]] || What a massacre! You're awesome, Travis! || Used whatever means available to beat 5100 regular enemies || ||
 * [[File:NMH Heroes' Paradise The association is getting damage claims, you know.jpg]] || The association is getting damage claims, you know? || Broke 51 destructible objects throughout Santa Destroy || ||
 * [[File:NMH Heroes' Paradise I'm deducting the compensation from your prize money.jpg]] || I'm deducting the compensation from your prize money || Broke 510 destructible objects throughout Santa Destroy || ||
 * [[File:NMH Heroes' Paradise achievement A new one Just wait for the next one, you big nerd.jpg]] || A new one!? Just wait for the next one, you big nerd! || Obtained all Beam Katanas and parts || ||
 * [[File:NMH Heroes' Paradise I'm closing up shop, bro.jpg]] || I'm closing up shop, bro || Purchased all of the merchandise at AREA 51 || ||
 * [[File:NMH Heroes' Paradise achievement A killer ensemble.jpg]] || A killer ensemble♪ || Collected half of all T-shirts || ||
 * [[File:NMH Heroes' Paradise achievement I wish I had all of this season's new items too.jpg]] || I wish I had all of this season's new items too... || Collected all T-shirts || ||
 * [[File:NMH Heroes' Paradise achievement Sylvia's cards are super rare, you know.jpg]] || Sylvia's cards are super rare, you know? || Collected half of all Trading Cards || ||
 * [[File:NMH Heroes' Paradise achievement Why do nerds always have to find EVERYTHING.jpg]] || Why do nerds always have to find EVERYTHING!? || Collected all Trading Cards || ||
 * [[File:NMH Heroes' Paradise achievement Travis Your throws are the best.jpg]] || Travis! Your throws are the best! || Learned all Wrestling Moves || ||
 * [[File:NMH Heroes' Paradise achievement That's the stuff You're a true Master now.jpg]] || That's the stuff! You're a true Master now! || Completed all Training Sessions || ||
 * [[File:NMH Heroes' Paradise achievement You are now fully initiated. Use your skills wisely.jpg]] || You are now fully initiated. Use your skills wisely! || Learned all of Lovikov's techniques || ||
 * [[File:NMH Heroes' Paradise achievement Sweeter than you thought Just like Sylvia.jpg]] || Sweeter than you thought? Just like Sylvia! || Completed the game on "BITTER" difficulty || ||
 * [[File:NMH Heroes' Paradise achievement You're blushing.jpg]] || You're blushing! || Admired all slightly saucy costumes || ||
 * [[File:NMH Heroes' Paradise achievement The Destroy Warriors are nominating you for first place.jpg]] || The Destroy Warriors are nominating you for first place || Reflected Dr. Peace's unblockable Quick Shot with your Beam Katana || ||
 * [[File:NMH Heroes' Paradise achievement You're ready for your Hollywood Debut.jpg]] || You're ready for your Hollywood Debut || Reflected Destroyman's Destroy Canon with your Beam Katana || ||
 * [[File:NMH Heroes' Paradise achievement So you like to play ball, huh.jpg]] || So you like to play ball, huh? || Reflected Bad Girl's human clones with your Beam Katana || ||
 * [[File:NMH Heroes' Paradise achievement Why don't you just start living in one.jpg]] || Why don't you just start living in one? || Used all toilets || ||
 * [[File:NMH Heroes' Paradise achievement You are recognized as Rank 51 on the UAA temporary Rankings.jpg]] || You are recognized as Rank 51 on the UAA temporary Rankings || Defeated "Skelter Helter" || ||
 * [[File:NMH Heroes' Paradise achievement You are recognized as Rank 50 on the UAA temporary Rankings.jpg]] || You are recognized as Rank 50 on the UAA temporary Rankings || Defeated "Nathan Copeland" || ||
 * [[File:NMH Heroes' Paradise achievement You are recognized as a protector of the UAA temporary Rankings.jpg]] || You are recognized as a protector of the UAA temporary Rankings || Defeated "Kimmy Howell" || ||
 * [[File:NMH Heroes' Paradise achievement You are recognized as Rank 24 on the UAA temporary Rankings.jpg]] || You are recognized as Rank 24 on the UAA temporary Rankings || Defeated "Matt Helms" || ||
 * [[File:NMH Heroes' Paradise achievement Very impressive.jpg]] || Very impressive || Defeated 30 enemies in a row without taking any damage || ||
 * [[File:NMH Heroes' Paradise achievement You are recognized as Rank 2 on the UAA temporary Rankings.jpg]] || You are recognized as Rank 2 on the UAA temporary Rankings || Defeated "Alice Twilight" || ||
 * [[File:NMH Heroes' Paradise achievement Reaching for the top here too.jpg]] || Reaching for the top here too? || Obtained a total score of 5,000,000 points in Score Attack || ||
 * [[File:NMH Heroes' Paradise achievement Don't you have some real work to do.jpg]] || Don't you have some real work to do? || Obtained a total score of 10,000,000 points in Score Attack || ||
 * [[File:NMH Heroes' Paradise achievement Did you find someone stronger than you.jpg]] || Did you find someone stronger than you? || Obtained a total score of 15,000,000 points in Score Attack || ||
 * [[File:NMH Heroes' Paradise trophy Welcome to the Garden of Madness.jpg]] || Welcome to the Garden of Madness || Obtained all Trophies || N/A ||
 * }
 * [[File:NMH Heroes' Paradise I'm closing up shop, bro.jpg]] || I'm closing up shop, bro || Purchased all of the merchandise at AREA 51 || ||
 * [[File:NMH Heroes' Paradise achievement A killer ensemble.jpg]] || A killer ensemble♪ || Collected half of all T-shirts || ||
 * [[File:NMH Heroes' Paradise achievement I wish I had all of this season's new items too.jpg]] || I wish I had all of this season's new items too... || Collected all T-shirts || ||
 * [[File:NMH Heroes' Paradise achievement Sylvia's cards are super rare, you know.jpg]] || Sylvia's cards are super rare, you know? || Collected half of all Trading Cards || ||
 * [[File:NMH Heroes' Paradise achievement Why do nerds always have to find EVERYTHING.jpg]] || Why do nerds always have to find EVERYTHING!? || Collected all Trading Cards || ||
 * [[File:NMH Heroes' Paradise achievement Travis Your throws are the best.jpg]] || Travis! Your throws are the best! || Learned all Wrestling Moves || ||
 * [[File:NMH Heroes' Paradise achievement That's the stuff You're a true Master now.jpg]] || That's the stuff! You're a true Master now! || Completed all Training Sessions || ||
 * [[File:NMH Heroes' Paradise achievement You are now fully initiated. Use your skills wisely.jpg]] || You are now fully initiated. Use your skills wisely! || Learned all of Lovikov's techniques || ||
 * [[File:NMH Heroes' Paradise achievement Sweeter than you thought Just like Sylvia.jpg]] || Sweeter than you thought? Just like Sylvia! || Completed the game on "BITTER" difficulty || ||
 * [[File:NMH Heroes' Paradise achievement You're blushing.jpg]] || You're blushing! || Admired all slightly saucy costumes || ||
 * [[File:NMH Heroes' Paradise achievement The Destroy Warriors are nominating you for first place.jpg]] || The Destroy Warriors are nominating you for first place || Reflected Dr. Peace's unblockable Quick Shot with your Beam Katana || ||
 * [[File:NMH Heroes' Paradise achievement You're ready for your Hollywood Debut.jpg]] || You're ready for your Hollywood Debut || Reflected Destroyman's Destroy Canon with your Beam Katana || ||
 * [[File:NMH Heroes' Paradise achievement So you like to play ball, huh.jpg]] || So you like to play ball, huh? || Reflected Bad Girl's human clones with your Beam Katana || ||
 * [[File:NMH Heroes' Paradise achievement Why don't you just start living in one.jpg]] || Why don't you just start living in one? || Used all toilets || ||
 * [[File:NMH Heroes' Paradise achievement You are recognized as Rank 51 on the UAA temporary Rankings.jpg]] || You are recognized as Rank 51 on the UAA temporary Rankings || Defeated "Skelter Helter" || ||
 * [[File:NMH Heroes' Paradise achievement You are recognized as Rank 50 on the UAA temporary Rankings.jpg]] || You are recognized as Rank 50 on the UAA temporary Rankings || Defeated "Nathan Copeland" || ||
 * [[File:NMH Heroes' Paradise achievement You are recognized as a protector of the UAA temporary Rankings.jpg]] || You are recognized as a protector of the UAA temporary Rankings || Defeated "Kimmy Howell" || ||
 * [[File:NMH Heroes' Paradise achievement You are recognized as Rank 24 on the UAA temporary Rankings.jpg]] || You are recognized as Rank 24 on the UAA temporary Rankings || Defeated "Matt Helms" || ||
 * [[File:NMH Heroes' Paradise achievement Very impressive.jpg]] || Very impressive || Defeated 30 enemies in a row without taking any damage || ||
 * [[File:NMH Heroes' Paradise achievement You are recognized as Rank 2 on the UAA temporary Rankings.jpg]] || You are recognized as Rank 2 on the UAA temporary Rankings || Defeated "Alice Twilight" || ||
 * [[File:NMH Heroes' Paradise achievement Reaching for the top here too.jpg]] || Reaching for the top here too? || Obtained a total score of 5,000,000 points in Score Attack || ||
 * [[File:NMH Heroes' Paradise achievement Don't you have some real work to do.jpg]] || Don't you have some real work to do? || Obtained a total score of 10,000,000 points in Score Attack || ||
 * [[File:NMH Heroes' Paradise achievement Did you find someone stronger than you.jpg]] || Did you find someone stronger than you? || Obtained a total score of 15,000,000 points in Score Attack || ||
 * [[File:NMH Heroes' Paradise trophy Welcome to the Garden of Madness.jpg]] || Welcome to the Garden of Madness || Obtained all Trophies || N/A ||
 * }
 * [[File:NMH Heroes' Paradise achievement Why don't you just start living in one.jpg]] || Why don't you just start living in one? || Used all toilets || ||
 * [[File:NMH Heroes' Paradise achievement You are recognized as Rank 51 on the UAA temporary Rankings.jpg]] || You are recognized as Rank 51 on the UAA temporary Rankings || Defeated "Skelter Helter" || ||
 * [[File:NMH Heroes' Paradise achievement You are recognized as Rank 50 on the UAA temporary Rankings.jpg]] || You are recognized as Rank 50 on the UAA temporary Rankings || Defeated "Nathan Copeland" || ||
 * [[File:NMH Heroes' Paradise achievement You are recognized as a protector of the UAA temporary Rankings.jpg]] || You are recognized as a protector of the UAA temporary Rankings || Defeated "Kimmy Howell" || ||
 * [[File:NMH Heroes' Paradise achievement You are recognized as Rank 24 on the UAA temporary Rankings.jpg]] || You are recognized as Rank 24 on the UAA temporary Rankings || Defeated "Matt Helms" || ||
 * [[File:NMH Heroes' Paradise achievement Very impressive.jpg]] || Very impressive || Defeated 30 enemies in a row without taking any damage || ||
 * [[File:NMH Heroes' Paradise achievement You are recognized as Rank 2 on the UAA temporary Rankings.jpg]] || You are recognized as Rank 2 on the UAA temporary Rankings || Defeated "Alice Twilight" || ||
 * [[File:NMH Heroes' Paradise achievement Reaching for the top here too.jpg]] || Reaching for the top here too? || Obtained a total score of 5,000,000 points in Score Attack || ||
 * [[File:NMH Heroes' Paradise achievement Don't you have some real work to do.jpg]] || Don't you have some real work to do? || Obtained a total score of 10,000,000 points in Score Attack || ||
 * [[File:NMH Heroes' Paradise achievement Did you find someone stronger than you.jpg]] || Did you find someone stronger than you? || Obtained a total score of 15,000,000 points in Score Attack || ||
 * [[File:NMH Heroes' Paradise trophy Welcome to the Garden of Madness.jpg]] || Welcome to the Garden of Madness || Obtained all Trophies || N/A ||
 * }
 * [[File:NMH Heroes' Paradise achievement You are recognized as Rank 2 on the UAA temporary Rankings.jpg]] || You are recognized as Rank 2 on the UAA temporary Rankings || Defeated "Alice Twilight" || ||
 * [[File:NMH Heroes' Paradise achievement Reaching for the top here too.jpg]] || Reaching for the top here too? || Obtained a total score of 5,000,000 points in Score Attack || ||
 * [[File:NMH Heroes' Paradise achievement Don't you have some real work to do.jpg]] || Don't you have some real work to do? || Obtained a total score of 10,000,000 points in Score Attack || ||
 * [[File:NMH Heroes' Paradise achievement Did you find someone stronger than you.jpg]] || Did you find someone stronger than you? || Obtained a total score of 15,000,000 points in Score Attack || ||
 * [[File:NMH Heroes' Paradise trophy Welcome to the Garden of Madness.jpg]] || Welcome to the Garden of Madness || Obtained all Trophies || N/A ||
 * }
 * [[File:NMH Heroes' Paradise achievement Did you find someone stronger than you.jpg]] || Did you find someone stronger than you? || Obtained a total score of 15,000,000 points in Score Attack || ||
 * [[File:NMH Heroes' Paradise trophy Welcome to the Garden of Madness.jpg]] || Welcome to the Garden of Madness || Obtained all Trophies || N/A ||
 * }
 * [[File:NMH Heroes' Paradise trophy Welcome to the Garden of Madness.jpg]] || Welcome to the Garden of Madness || Obtained all Trophies || N/A ||
 * }

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 * [[File:NMH Heroes' Paradise achievement You are recognized as Rank 1 on the UAA Ranking.jpg]] || You are recognized as Rank 1 on the UAA Ranking. ||Defeated "Jeane" || ||
 * [[File:NMH Heroes' Paradise achievement This is the Heroes' Paradise.jpg]] || This is the Heroes' Paradise! || Defeated "Henry" for the True Ending || ||
 * }
 * }