Grand Theft Auto 2/Redneck jobs




 * This here's the Rednecks, boy! You might be lookin' at some of us now - the fine-lookin' folk with gorgeous red hair.


 * You want our respect? You waste some of them smart-ass Scientists!

Double-Cross Crush!
North phone




 * Hey, Rooster! Billy Bob Bean here. I'm real pissed with the Zaibatsu and SRS troublin' us so I want you to make 'em trouble each other. Go steal a Zaibatsu Z-Type.




 * Right on! Drive over to the SRS area and start killin' Scientists!




 * Time fer killin', Rooster! Run down 50 Scientists with the Zaibatsu Z-Type.




 * You did it, Rooster! Now steal an SRS Meteor and drive into Zaibatsu Village.




 * Get on down to Zaibatsu Village and start killin' Zaibatsu!




 * Kill 50 of them there Zaibatsu with your SRS Meteor, Rooster!




 * Yee-ha! We got Zaibatsu killin' Scientists and Scientists killin' Zaibatsu... You sure are The Man, Rooster! Have $30,000 fer yer fine work.

Blow Job!
South phone




 * Hey, Rooster, it's Billy Bob Bean. Montana has wired some new explosives to the ass of a Pickup and I want you to collect it.




 * Fat Boy Jim has hauled his crusty ass out bowling. Park the rigged Pickup by his Trailer and we can test the explosives.




 * Arm the explosives with your trigger finger, Rooster, but don't hang around.




 * Well looky here, Rooster. Fat Boy Jim was home all along!


 * This is makin' progress, Rooster. Montana has another Pickup rigged to do some damage. Go 'n' get it.




 * The Zaibatsu have barricaded the key access point to their territory. Gettin' rid o' the barricade could be helpful in the future.




 * Arm the explosives with your trigger finger, Rooster!




 * Yee-ha! Them Zaibatsu don't know what hit 'em! Here's $30,000. Keep this up and you could end up one of the Good Ol' Boys. An' there's always plenty work for them, Rooster.

Benson Burner!
North phone




 * Hey, Rooster! Billy Bob Bean here. The Cop Chief is expecting a shiny new Benson but he's been givin' me shit so I want to surprise him. So steal me a Benson!




 * Montana's got the explosives ready at the Trailer Park but he needs $5,000. Now you kill for cash if you need to, Rooster!




 * Praise The Lord, Rooster! Take this here Benson to Buckwheat's Crane and await the SIGN!




 * Dwight T has a trailer. Find a Truck Cab, Rooster, and we got ourselves transportation fer the Benson.




 * That's what I call a Truck Cab, Rooster. Now go get Dwight T's Trailer.




 * Drive the Trailer over to Buckwheat's Crane, Rooster, and get that there Benson loaded!




 * Park the Trailer and let Buckwheat dump his load.




 * Deliver this Benson safe, Rooster, and I might just give you a shot at ma' Mary-Joe Bean.




 * Leave the Trailer near the Cop Crane!




 * Let's see Montana's fireworks roast this Pig! Squeal, little piggy!




 * Oh, baby! My new Benson! Rolling hills here we come! Here's $50,000.

Greatest Hits!
South phone




 * Hey, Rooster, it's Billy Bob Bean. I fancy killin' myself some Zaibatsu Hitmen but they found out and I'm a little slow on the draw. Can you start assassinatin' 'em fer me?




 * You got one, Rooster! Shoot, we got seven more comin'!




 * Hell, it's Hitman Season! Six to go!




 * What an UGLY son-of-a-bitch! Five to kill, Rooster!




 * You chewin' special jerky, Rooster? I make it four more to kill!




 * Hot damn, you are FAST! Three Zaibatsu Killers to go!




 * They are outta my league, Rooster! Two Assassins remainin'!




 * C'mon, Rooster - one killer to kill!




 * Jesus H Christ, Rooster! I seen some dumb-ass shit in my time but that beats all!


 * Hey! Zaibatsu Mercenary Flambo Cortez is in town! He's at the Grand Central Train Station Car Park and guarded well - but I KNOW you can handle him and his pussies.




 * Ha! I am Flambo Cortez and my mercenary machine is special Z-Construction!




 * This Flambo has some fancy protected vehicle, Rooster. You rig up a Car Bomb and park it beside him, just for fun.




 * You sure showed those soapy Zaibatsu who's boss! Here's $50,000.

Tanks-Giving!
Previous phone




 * Hey, Rooster, it's Billy Bob. I want to surprise Jungle Montana with a Tank fer his birthday. How about you drivin' over to the Army Base and stealin' me one?




 * They guard that Army Base real well, Rooster. You get what I mean!




 * Get your butt out of there quick, boy, and head for the Mobile RV - pronto!




 * That's fine work, Rooster. You take this $50,000 and you give me a call real soon, y' hear? There's always plenty work for the likes of you at Mobile RV.

Gang Car Bang!



 * Rooster! Billy Bob here! Me an' the boys are lookin' fer fun down SRS way. You bein' a Good Ol' Boy an' all you wanna join in the fun? First to destroy five Meteors is The King!




 * Here we are, Rooster! Start bustin' up them Meteors!




 * You sure got a taste for it, Rooster! C'mon, let's do the Zaibatsu. Head over to The Village. Yee-ha!




 * Look at them pretty Z-Types! First one to FIVE is The King.




 * We sure are BUZZIN' from the fun, son! Here - here's a $70,000 bonus. C'mon, Rooster, it's King Karaoke at RV and YOU are up first!

Penal Ties!



 * Hey, Rooster, it's Billy Bob. I had me some bad times with the Alma Mater Prison Guards some years ago and now it's time for payback. Only first we gotta get you inside...


 * You want to get inside Alma Mater, boy, you need to get arrested. The Cops have to think you are sellin' Beany Liquor.


 * Meet our Liquor-Man outside the Strip Club and the Cops will soon find you. We will make contact inside Alma Mater.




 * I heard you got some Beany Liquor for me?

Going Down!

Prison




 * Not bad, son, you made it inside. Now locate The Hump - he's got your instructions.




 * You made it! Hot DAMN! Take this here Emergency Keycard and get a Uniform and a S-Uzi Machine Gun from the Guard Room.




 * The Prisoners will start riotin' when you start shootin'. When the riot starts you kill all the guards.




 * SHIT! We got a RIOT on our hands!




 * Super shootin', Rooster. You need to use the Emergency Keycard on the locking mechanisms to blow open the prison gates.


 * The Emergency Keycard will overheat the locking mechanisms and the prison gates will open.




 * Hey, Rooster, the gates are open! Hot DAMN - the bridge is still up! You are gonna have to use a vehicle to cross that there gap.




 * The Cops are lookin' for you, Rooster. Get over to Disgracelands and change clothes.




 * Yee-ha! Them butt-slappin', shit-suckin' Guards are face down for the last time. Rooster, you really are a trouble-maker extraordinaire! Here - you take this $70,000.

Redneck Gang Complete!



 * Jesus H Christ, Rooster! You've passed all of the Redneck jobs.