Grand Theft Auto 2/Krishna jobs




 * Welcome to the Krishna!


 * The Krishna are ill at ease with the Russian Mafia. We respect those who dispose of the Russians.

Deconstruction Yard!
North phone




 * Grasshopper - it's Sunbeam. The Zaibatsu are building Shopping Malls on Holy Krishna land. Pay a visit to their Construction Yard and end the destruction.




 * They locked the Construction Yard Gateway, Grasshopper, and now only Leo The Locksmith can open it. You should find him doing a job on the Water Towers.




 * I ain't helpin' no friend of Sunbeam. I'm busy!


 * Jesus, I can't seem to hit the Goddamn Generator!


 * I can cut you a deal if you destroy this filthy Generator.




 * You destroyed the Generator, shorty! Okay, show me this Gateway.




 * Stand back, shorty, while I open this Gateway.


 * See ya! Mind the Krishna don't turn your brain to mush.




 * Get into the Construction Yard and kill the Zaibatsu Construction Manager.




 * It's a Krishna invasion! GUARDS! GUARDS!




 * We will chant for you, Grasshopper. Destroy a polluting Zaibatsu Truck.




 * It doesn't look good for you, Krishna!




 * Well done, Grasshopper, you halted construction! Your reward is $40,000. Join us in song - we have temples to build!

Cop Car Scrap!
South phone




 * Ah, Grasshopper, it's Sunbeam. The Krishna program of automotive clearance has been halted by the Cops. Steal me a Cop Car so we can resume our work!




 * Move swiftly, Grasshopper, and deliver the Cop Car to the Cranes!




 * The Crane will pick up the Cop Car - once you get out!




 * Good work, Grasshopper. Let us crush a few more Cop Cars to drive the message home.




 * Praise you, Grasshopper. Crush one more Cop Car and the Krishna will shower you with love.




 * Joy to you, Grasshopper! Here's $40,000. We will enjoy a full-on naked Krishna festival in your honor. Keep in touch.

Cossack Conversion!
West phone




 * Grasshopper! Sunbeam here. We need to convert strong Russian Workers. Steal a Truck from Lubyanka Warehouses and head for Mad Island Docks. Beware - the guards are vicious.




 * Drive to Mad Island Docks and collect Russian Workers for conversion.




 * Sound your horn to call the Workers to the Truck.


 * Be calm, Grasshopper - the Unconverted are coming! We are expecting FOUR groups, Grasshopper. Be sure you have them all!




 * Come immediately to the Conversion House, beside Krishna Krushers.




 * Thanks to you, Grasshopper, the Russian Workers are saved! Have $60,000 with our love.

Sunbeam Contract!
East phone




 * Grasshopper, it is Sunbeam. I have a wonderful opportunity for you. Meet my loyal Krishna helpers and I will tell you more.




 * The Russian Kovski have put out a contract on the Grand Master. Seek out and destroy the Russian Assassins!




 * You are in Russian territory, Grasshopper. Kill some Russians to draw out the Assassins.


 * Good work, Grasshopper. Now you have Russian Assassins on your tail.




 * Praise you, Grasshopper! But there are still more Russian Assassins in the woodwork. Kill some more Russians to draw them out!


 * You caused some trouble, Grasshopper. Now a second wave of Russian Killers are on to you.




 * More Russian Killers dead! Thank you, Grasshopper. But there are STILL more Russian Assassins at large! You better kill more Russians to attract attention.


 * You caused a riot, Grasshopper. Now top Russian Hitmen have a target on you.




 * With the Grand Master safe we have many nubile young converts awaiting your attention, Grasshopper. In the meantime, have $60,000.

Conversion Evasion!
Previous phone




 * Grasshopper! Sunbeam here. Loyal Krishna are being held as Zaibatsu Guinea Pigs. You must save them before Deconversion Drugs have their effect!




 * Meditate, Grasshopper - the Z-Lab Complex is heavily guarded!




 * Impressive, Grasshopper! You annihilated a Tank!




 * Another Tank disabled! Krishna is smiling, Grasshopper.




 * Praise you, Grasshopper, the defenses are destroyed! Now help the Krishna to escape.




 * Never send a Tank to do a man's work!




 * You are one tough bitch! Well BLESS THIS!




 * They are deeply feeble, Grasshopper! Get a Krishna Karma Bus!




 * Be calm, Grasshopper, and let them all board the Karma Bus!


 * Champion, Grasshopper! Now bring my Krishna to the Vedic Temple.




 * Our savior! Take us, please, to the Vedic Temple!




 * The Vedic Temple is teeming with converted brothers and sisters! For your hard work we give you $60,000. Why not stay and chant, Grasshopper? Hari Hari Hari Ha...

Rooftop Rescue!



 * Ah, Grasshopper - Sunbeam here. My Faithful Krishna are captive at the Zaibatsu Power Plant. Free them and Krishna will smile upon you.




 * My Faithful are held inside this Containment Block. Destroy the THREE Generators above to gain entry.




 * Joyful, Grasshopper, you decommissioned a Generator!




 * Praise you, Grasshopper - only one Generator to destroy!




 * You do well, young Grasshopper. Follow my Faithful free and protect them from harm.




 * Follow us, Grasshopper! We know where to find transportation.


 * Now that we have found transport, Grasshopper, you must lead us to the Safehouse. Use the other Limousine - we will follow.




 * It seems that our path is blocked by danger, Grasshopper. Only you can clear a way!




 * The Z-Guards have perished! Joy to the Grasshopper!




 * The way is clear, Grasshopper! Now you are free to take the other Limousine so we can follow you to the Safehouse.




 * Ah, relief! My Faithful Krishna and my Limousines are safe! At this moment I have much love for you, Grasshopper.


 * The Vedic Temple is humming with a Grasshopper Chant. We will work again, young one. Here's $80,000 - and may Krishna protect you.

Power Station!



 * Grasshopper, it is Sunbeam. I have a wonderful opportunity for you. Meet my loyal Krishna helpers and I will tell you more.




 * The Kovski Power Station runs on old tires and reactor cores and is polluting our city. It must be destroyed. Pay them a visit!




 * By placing FOUR bombs in special positions we can destroy the choking Kovski Power Station...




 * Fantastic, Grasshopper! Now plant a bomb where the dead guard was standing.


 * Keep moving, Grasshopper! You still have three bombs to plant.




 * Two bombs to go, Grasshopper!




 * These stupid Russian guards are no match for you, Grasshopper!


 * Three bombs planted! You make this job look easy, Grasshopper.




 * You are too much for these stupid Russian guards, Grasshopper!


 * Drop the bomb where the guard was standing - then get out of there!




 * All bombs are in position, Grasshopper. Now move to higher ground to watch the Kovski Power Station breathe its final, fetid breath!




 * I trust you will enjoy watching the results of your labor, Grasshopper.


 * That was a show to remember, Grasshopper! You more than deserve this $80,000.

All Krishna Jobs Done!



 * Well done, Grasshopper! You have completed ALL the Krishna jobs!