Grand Theft Auto 2/Zaibatsu jobs (Area 1)


 * The grey markers will always point to the nearest Zaibatsu phones where jobs may be found for those with sufficient respect. Tell your friends! The Zaibatsu Corporation is interested in offering contract work to anyone prepared to keep the Loony population to a minimum.

Cop Car Crush!
North phone


 * Hey, Gecko, it's Trey Welsh. An informer is selling Zaibatsu secrets to the Cops. There's a Cop Car parked down at the Cop Station in Zarelli. Steal it.


 * Good work, Gecko. Get your ass over to the Train Station in Avalon and meet Shady, the soon-to-be-dead snitch.


 * Use the horn, Gecko. He doesn't know it's you.
 * Take Shady to the Zaibatsu Car Crusher in North-East Zarelli.


 * Get out of the Cop Car, Gecko, and let the crane take over.
 * Keeping the Zaibatsu Way secure is a full-time job, Gecko. Here's $20,000 for a job well done.

Wheeler-Dealing!
South phone


 * Hey, Gecko! Trey Welsh here. The Yakuza are flooding the streets with cheap merchandise. I need you to supply my dealers - FAST. Collect the new shipment and get moving!


 * Move swiftly, Gecko, and watch the clock! You only have THREE minutes to get this shit on the street!


 * Faster, Gecko! Three to go and people need blow.


 * Tick tock goes the clock, two deals to go on this block.


 * Three down, one to go. Come on, Gecko - move it!


 * You drive like the wind, Gecko. I think we can make further use of your services. In the meantime take $20,000 for your trouble.

Lick Those Loonies!
West phone


 * Trey Welsh here. The Loonies have slipped narcotics in the water supply and hit my drugs business. Revenge will be simple. First, you need a special Loony Dementia.


 * OK, Gecko, here's the plan... Take the Dementia to the Bomb Shop and rig it with explosives. Then return the rigged Dementia to the Loony Garage and blow the Loons to the Moon.


 * The party's over in Crazy Town, Gecko. Dump the rigged Dementia in the Loony Garage and set the explosives.
 * Shit, Gecko, a group of crack Loonies are on their way. You need reinforcements - and fast. Take the Van and meet the Z-Men at North-West Zarelli.


 * The Z-Men will get in the Van when you blast the horn.
 * Excellent, Gecko, you got the Z-Men. Now head for the Loony Garage and nail that band of crazies!


 * I like your style, Gecko! Such professionalism in the face of adversity deserves to receive $40,000.

Yutes Must Die!
East phone


 * Trey Welsh here. The small-time Yute gang is getting cocky, crushing our new Zaibatsu cars for scrap. I want answers. There's a snitch called Lefty by the Casino. Find out what he knows.


 * That's Lefty! Beat the son-of-a-bitch until he tells us where his Boss is hiding. But don't kill him until he talks, Gecko!

Punch Lefty.


 * Settle down, tough guy! The bloke you need is relaxing at the Easy Rider Whore House.


 * Steal a Yute Car from the South Docks, Gecko - and don't take no shit.


 * Was that fun? Now move it to the Easy Rider Whore House!


 * Sound the horn, Gecko. The dumb Yute will think his driver has come to collect him.
 * Good work, Gecko - you got the Yute Boss! Now bring him and the Yute Car to Zaibatsu headquarters. And make sure they both stay in one piece.


 * It seems someone bigger is behind the car crushing, Gecko. Bring the Yute Boss to Zaibatsu HQ and we will use electrode therapy to find out what he knows.


 * Stay in the car, Gecko, while our friend gets out to talk.
 * We got what we wanted. Take our friend to the South Docks and show him how his Car Crusher works first-hand.


 * Get out of the car and let the crane do the work, Gecko. But don't go anywhere. Watch and learn how Zaibatsu recycle their waste.
 * Eradicating these childish threats is a constant problem, Gecko. But now you are richer by $40,000.

Big Bank Job!
Previous phone


 * Hey, Gecko, it's Trey Welsh. I need some clean cash for a Cop pay-off. There's a Third World Bank Van circling the city. Steal it.


 * Pick up the Z-Men Unit - then I will fill you in on the job.


 * Hey, Gecko, the Z-Men are expecting you. Sound your horn to get their attention.
 * The Bank is expecting this Van - so be careful with it, Gecko!


 * CHECKING CLEARANCE... THIRD WORLD BANK... 0-01882A... CLEARANCE... OK. HAVE A NICE DAY.


 * Grab the briefcase and get the hell out of there!
 * Get the Bank Van and the clean cash back to the Safehouse - FAST!

Unsurprisingly, robbing a bank makes you Wanted.


 * Find Rollo Tomassi, life-long friend of the Zaibatsu. He can swap clean cash for the necessary Cop pay-off.


 * Give the package to the Cop - with our thanks!


 * Give my regards to Trey Welsh. Remind him the price is going up.

The package turns out to be a bomb, which explodes when the Cop enters his car. As you'd expect, causing an explosion in the car park of a police station makes you Wanted.


 * His price just went down, Gecko. Get a vehicle and get to the Safehouse.


 * Impressive, Gecko! This display of force will remind the Cops not to bite the Zaibatsu hand that feeds them. Your fine performance is worthy of $40,000.

Armored Car Clash!

 * Hey, Gecko! Our Latin Biologist Doctor Cubana is being tortured for information in one of two Yakuza cars circling the city. Destroy the cars, before he squeals.

The two cars are invulnerable to weapons and can only be damaged and destroyed by cars. It is quickest and easiest to rig a car with dynamite at a Red Army Surplus, then set it to explode after using it to box in the Yakuza car, ideally at a red traffic light (with another car in front of it or behind it, and preferably to either side as well). If this fails, you can also try driving ahead of the car and setting the bomb so that it explodes as the Yakuza car approaches.


 * That was resourceful, Gecko, but one car's still at large!


 * People can always be replaced but secrets cannot. Excellent work, Gecko - well worth $60,000.

Bank Van Theft!

 * Hey, Gecko! Trey Welsh here. I need used bank notes for my contraband drug operation. Once the Guard makes his pick-up, steal the bank van, but don't get seen or the job's screwed.


 * Steal the Bank Van, Gecko, as soon as the Guard climbs on board.
 * Big problem, Gecko - you have Yakuza on your tail. Shake them before you reach the Safehouse.


 * I'm sick of Yakuza interference. Kill the tattooed scum!
 * Yes, Gecko! That's one less piece of Yakuza shit!


 * Well done, Gecko. I now have $60,000 for you and enough for me to visit the moon. See you when I get back.

All Zaibatsu Jobs Done!

 * Congratulations! You completed all the Zaibatsu jobs!