Mother 3/Chapter 8: All Things...

When Chapter 8 starts and when you arrive at New Pork City and get off the flying car, you need to go to the Arcade first, head to the arcade first, some time, Boney gets kidnapped, oh no! Go down to the New Pork City sewers, eventually, you’ll find him, look out! A incoming brutal boss battle is going to appear soon, so be prepared, but first talk to Leder who is a tall slender guy, he’ll tell you about the Nowhere Island’s Dark Dragon and the needles once again, after he’s finished talking, get out of sewers but before you do, Fassad appears out of the sewer water for the final time, when will this guy just leave us alone already? Finally final time, then he’s history? Ok if his 1st encounter with him didn’t stop you, but his 2nd encounter is more brutal than ever, has new attacks and tricks up his sleeve, actually it’s Miracle Fassad, when Miracle Fassad charges at you again for the final time. A battle begins. Prepare yourself!

{                                          Miracle Fassad                                  }

{Level: 62} {HP: 5489} {PP: 382} {Offense: 164} {Defense: 140} {IQ: 58} {Speed: 54} {EXP: 28636} {DP: 1540} {Vulnerable To: PK Flash, Bombs}

{Miracle Fassad has more horns, but that doesn’t mean he’s brutal this time around, watch out, he can the party cry, spew out bombs, also a new attack called the beam of light, if this one hits you, your dead in one shot, same strategy to beating as before, but he has more HP and more defense, so he’ll be harder to defeat this time, but his offense stays the same, thank goodness it didn’t increase or we wouldn’t beat him, Miracle Fassad is brutal, so good luck and don’t die and then he’ll eventually fall down.}

After Miracle Fassad is history and won’t ever exist ever again and bother us anymore, get outta here you cheap old bastard which even tortured Salsa in chapter 3 but be glad he’s gone forever, burn in hell where you belong, after, go out of the sewers because we don’t want to be down here, it’s gross. Then get out of the Arcade, you can fight a optional boss, but be warned, it has the highest HP in RPG history(note: unless you hack the game where it is possible to defeat it without the NYE bomb, but sometimes your game will crash if you do, don’t do this.), it’s called the King Porky Statue which looks like the Statue of Liberty which is from New York City, a Statue created by Master Porky himself, so in order to reduce it’s HP to 0 where the battle will be done in 1 minute, talk to this Pigmask, he’ll sell you dangerous stuff, buy the NYE bomb as long as you have enough DP with you...alright we understand now, once your done, interact with King Porky Statue 3 times, you must have killed Miracle Fassad in order to fight it, you’ll return it’s feelings to it a 3rd time, suddenly a huge earthquake occurs, then King Porky Statue comes to life and a battle begins.

{                                    King Porky Statue                            }

{Level: 99} {HP: 99,999,999} {Offense: 228} {Defense: 255} {IQ: 200} {Speed: 78} {EXP: 17586} {DP: 2400} {Vulnerable To: NYE Bomb, PSI Flash}

{Simple, easy and quick battle. Just pull out your NYE Bomb and throw it at the King Porky Statue, it’s HP will be reduced to 1, you can use PSI Flash on it as well, but a lot of times it’ll miss and it’ll cost you too much PP, then after 1 more shot, it’s dead, if you don’t buy the NYE Bomb and you rush in battle and fight it, it’s a never-ending battle, you can’t run away from it and your stuck in battle with it without a NYE Bomb that you completely forgot. If this happens, just let it kill you and get it next time, also did we mention it has a lot of Offense and Defense along with extremely high HP, that’s why you need it NYE Bomb or it’s impossible to defeat without it, ok next.}

After the King Porky Statue disappears and gets beaten, now head to the Empire Pork Building, if you’ve done everything down in the outside part, you can enter the elevator, on the 1st floor, you must watch the final DCMC concert in the game, after it’s over, just don’t look at the Pork Trooper on the right, go to the Elevator...this happens, you know what, pretend the Ultimate Chimera is gone out of existence and the awesome ring is collected next, Brawl?...never just never, good Funky Kong the most powerful characters in gaming ever, but not this pink huge Chimera, GET OUT OF HERE and that we wrote got deleted because of that because it was all bad stuff we were not supposed to write. Sorry, ok, uh...oh right, pretend we beated this room and the bathroom maze, once through those, you come in a room with small Porky Statues spewing water out of themselves, keep going upwards, you’ll find a guy where in order to see Master a Porky, you must play 3 games with a roboic Porky, 1st one is try not to make sure you don’t pop the balloon first, well some time, 2nd one is based off of whack in Mole and 3rd one is to make sure don’t fall in the water and get eaten by sharks, not really real sharks, just cardboard ones, it’s usually pretend play, after 3 games done, head north, you must save at the save frog because a near impossible boss fight is going to appear soon and destroy you if your unprepared, so save. after you saved, keep heading up the stairs, before the impossible boss battle, you run down a hallway as a remix of the Mother 1 title screen music plays, when you reach the 2nd room, hop on the boat to see stuff from Earthbound on the snes ranging from the submarine, Dungeon Man and the spider Mech where Pokey Minch time traveled from eagleland to the Nowhere Islands where here he’s called Porky Minch(Aka Master Porky Minch)where he is 10,000 years old now from time traveling and now sleeps in a giant dangerous Spider Mech for the rest of his life as a Pigmask army happens all around Tazmily Village, where it was once peaceful but then that changed all the suddenly and there was sadness....EVERYWHERE! The Pigmasks transformed the animals in cyborgs and even Claus into a Human Cyborg, Lucas’ Mother risked her life so she could protect her kids from getting killed by a once playful peaceful, harmless and gentle Mother Drago into a unstoppable killer Mecha one, then a Caribou turned Mecha and there was chaos everywhere else where in Tazmily Village, even a Thunder Tower appeared that almost destroyed half of the Nowhere Islands when 3 years pasted), ok after getting off the boat, head north, this is where the near impossible boss fight is, make sure you saved, if you didn’t, too late, you...well you can...just nevermind, when go farther north, you’ll see Master Porky’s toy: The Natural Killer Cyborg! once you interact with it and once Master Porky gets through talking about it, it comes to life and it attacks, this is the hardest boss fight in the game, when it does. A brutal battle begins. Be prepared!

{                                    Natural Killer Cyborg                            }

{Level: 64} {HP: 7548} {PP: 500} {Offense: 232} {Defense: 189} {IQ: 52} {Speed: 43} {EXP: 34381} {DP: 1600} {Vulnerable To: PK Ground, PK Thunder}

{The Natural Killer Cyborg will make you get killed easily, so be careful, it can use a counter device where attacks you throw get reflected back at you, but if you do attack it while has counter device, it will break but you’ll take damage in the process, use shield killer if possible to prevent the damage so don’t heal, it can also use it’s End of century beam, if the Natural Killer Cyborg hits you with this, it’ll hit all party members at once dealing massive damage and may kill you in one shot because that’s why it’s a brutal boss fight, not a easy one because of that attack, unless you use defense shields then it’ll decrease the damage, even with that, good luck, The Natural Killer Cyborg also has really high defense which makes ir live longer which makes this already brutal boss much more brutal and longer than it is, good luck! The Natural Killer Cyborg is Vulnerable To PK Ground and PK Thunder, they’ll do massive damage to overcome it’s defenses and do more damage it but with a cost of too much PP from Kumatora, they’ll do massive damage to the defenses, but if they miss sometimes and Kumatora runs out of PP when it’s about to die soon, but your about to die soon unless you use Lucas’ PP to recover everyone’s health so they don’t die, even with that good luck and even with high damage, good luck, then eventually, the Natural Killer Cyborg will be beaten, not function anymore, not attack you and explode, never to be seen again.}

After the Natural Killer Cyborg is taken down and explodes, run north and in the next room, a Mecha Porky will fall from the ceiling and will say”want to be friends?”, say no and it’ll explode on you and more will appear, you must fight and defeat all the Mecha Porkies to meet Master Porky, after a long hard battle and when the battle is about to end, the DCMC rush in and kill the rest of them so you don’t have to, after the battle and some time, Master Porky appears from ceiling just floating there in his spider mech bed where he’s resting, after a long speech, he’ll send you down below the purple cavern part of New Pork City, this is where the final needle is located, after talking, head east, but go north after running through a long purple stuff where the light goes on and off in 6 seconds, you meet Master Porky, but this time, he wants to fight you, we won’t put in thing below this time, since Master Porky can’t die, his HP will just be infinite. Ok, after another long and difficult fight, a Absolutely safe Capsule will appear from the top screen and Master Porky goes inside of it, if you damage you Master Porky while he’s inside it, he’ll take zero damage, let the battle end by it’s own without damaging him as it fades white and Dr Andounts will appear from Chapter 7, don’t worry we actually defeated that Ultimate Chimera out of existence for you, don’t warn us now if it dare comes back! Hope not. Anyways, after Dr Andounts is through talking to you, he tries to push Absolutely Safe Capsule where Master Porky is still in there and never come out of it again, but it’s far too heavy for him to push around, maybe later Dr Andounts, afterwards. The the final battle is up ahead. Save at the save frog, so you don’t start a long ways back and don’t fight Master Porky again, after you saved. Head east, go north and then you’ll see the Masked Man about to pull the final Needle. Not so fast! The Masked Man turns around and sees Lucas and friends, he uses his lightning from his thunder beam sword again, but it gets reflected back at him and takes 143 damage when battle starts, when the 2nd encounter against the Masked Man starts, you must survive to win, if you guard throughout, it’ll reduce the damage you take from the Masked Man because if you use a defense shield in this battle anyways, he’ll use a shield killer anyways, so your forced to reduce the damage you take from him,but if your HP gets too low or if you have those revive items(like what life shrooms do if Paper Mario faints in battle in the Paper Mario series but not to max HP like here, only 10)you got from the Magypsies, they’ll revive you if your HP hits zero, but you only have 6, then use healing items for real and you should be fine, but later, Flint appears and says”Look out Lucas!”, but survives that, but again, then Flint gets knocked unconscious to the ground for real, also throughout the this fight, Hinawa’s voice calls out to boys to stop fighting, but they don’t care and just do it until the end, then deep in the battle, the Masked Man’s Offense gets reduced Significantly, dealing less damage to Lucas, that means fight is near the end and after that, you’ve beaten Mother 3 and it’s end credits will roll, but after, the battle stops with the Masked Man turning around and again, then eventually he will take his helmet, actually it’s not Masked Man, it’s....Claus? Wait what? This entire time it was Claus, Lucas’ twin brother, but why is he wearing commander clothes? Huh...some time, he fires a intense bolt of lightning at his brother Lucas, but it gets reflected back at him with his Franklin Badge making himself die to the ground, after his final words before he goes in the gravestone just like his Mother, he closes his eyes and is dead while his helmet is to the ground as well, but Flint gets back up and tells Lucas to pull the final and 7th needle, pull the needle and say yes. Then a Apocalypse appears as the Nowhere Islands gets destroyed, the Dark Dragon wakes up, as the people don’t get their happy ending, but a bad ending, after the ending of Mother 3, congratulations! You beat Mother 3 for the Gameboy Advance and oh, in order to watch the end credits in this one, move around the credits screen, after everyone has talked to you, the game will end and the credits will roll, watch the long credits and you have beaten the game. Thanks for playing. But for the love of dirt, let’s hope that nasty Ultimate Chimera never comes back that was in this chapter as well, not in Brawl and not what are we going to do now, never...NEVER! Bye. Next game!