The Sims 2: Castaway/The Biscuit Isles by Lord R. Stickywyck

Explore 3rd Island
''I have arrived on the third island, the final survivor of the HMS Poodle, having paddled to safety on the back of my manservant Haythornthwaite. As for the others, their fate lies inscribed somewhere in the belly of a jungle boar, who ate my second journal as I fled for safety on Haythornthwaite's able back. Suffice it to say that the crew fell to the multiple miseries of a dozen mutinies, the unslaked hunger of ravenous boars, and an ill-advised journey across a span of devil quicksand, which I have named Biscuit-sand, in my honor.''

Study the Llama People
''I found further evidence today of a lost civilization who worshipped an animal with a most peculiar morphology, a shape similar to a mutant goat or bubonic horse. This strange creature appears to be a new species, so I have named it the Biscuit Goat-Horse, in honor of myself. Why did these people worship this Biscuit Goat-Horse? Perhaps more will be revealed when I make the arduous climb up the ancient staircase that wraps itself around the volcano. Pity Haythornthwaite isn't here...''

Enjoy the pleasure palace
''I sometimes wonder if my mind is not entirely my own. I have now lived on these islands for many, many months, and I find myself abandoning the amenities of a balanced mind. On the positive side, I found a crown and have declared myself King Biscuit I of the Biscuit Islands, named in my honor. Tonight, having used the crown in a most creative way to open a secret door to a magnificent palace, I will marry my longtime companion these many months, a petite and well-mannered coconut I have named Elizabeth. May we live long and happy lives. Good bye for ever.''