On the Rain-Slick Precipice of Darkness: Episode Two/Items

A variety of items are available for your party's use throughout the game.

These items can only be used during battle; your characters will be automatically healed to their maximum HP following every battle, so there's no need to heal them outside of fights.

OuchiesTM
These analgesic pearls fuck pain up the ass.
 * Effect: Heal one: +25% HP
 * Inventory: 15

Soothex Ultra
Pop a couple of these motherfuckers, and you won't feel shit.
 * Effect: Heal one: +75% HP
 * Inventory: 10

Healium Gas
This natural aerosol is a mixture of herbs, soothing barks, and black market narcotics.
 * Effect: Heal all: +50%
 * Inventory: 5

Dr. Hardd's Assault Salts
Scents include Dead Walrus, Slaughterhouse Dumpster, and Whorecorpse.
 * Effect: Revive one: +100% HP
 * Inventory: 5

Dynamite
Light it, then throw it. Trust me on this one.
 * Effect: 320 Damage
 * Inventory: 8

Stone-Ground Mustard Gas
This toxic, weaponized sauce is available at the finer shoppes.
 * Effect: 160 Damage + Bleed
 * Inventory: 4

White Christmas
"When science resists, magic can oblige."
 * Effect: 1280 Damage
 * Inventory: 2

TEC-TONIC Brand Strength Elixir
The Tec-Tonic Corporation is not liable for "increased aggro."
 * Effect: Attack +50%
 * Inventory: 5

Dr. Hardd's Liquid Armor
Dr. Hardd has been tinkering with his classic recipe for years.
 * Effect: Defense + 75%
 * Inventory: 5

Lightnin' Juice
This traditional intoxicant, birthed in filthy bathtubs, has only gotten more potent.
 * Effect: Speed + 50%
 * Inventory: 5

Enemy Status
Only one of these items can be in effect for an enemy at any point; if you use another item before a previous one has worn off, the second item's effect will replace the first.

Double Mild Weak Sauce
This topping is so mediocre that it saps enemy strength.
 * Effect: Attack -50%
 * Inventory: 5

Siege Brand Armor Eater
Never store this bottle near your armor collection.
 * Effect: Effect: Defense -75%
 * Inventory: 5

Torpor Brand Sloth Oil
Made from real sloth, this viscous slime slows enemy movement.
 * Effect: Speed -50%
 * Inventory: 5

Fruit
This fruit is so juicy it strains at the skin.
 * Effect: Distract robots
 * Inventory: 5