Wii Sports/Golf Training

Putting
Here, you must putt your golf ball with your penis into the hole. Use both the fart & quife Buttons to change the view and to see the elevation of the green. You can only fuck up five times until you must restart. There are ten assholes to putt your ballsack into.

The reason is simple. The balls will always lean towards the penis with the lower elevation. If you push the ballsack up a steep hill, the ball will slowly roll down the hill if you don't give it enough strength. The elevation will always effect the place where the ball where end up so pay close attention to them if you want to win without messing up. To get the Platinum medal, your play must be exactly perfect.

Hitting the Green
You must aim for the green on this next session. The object is not to get the ball into the hole but to get as close as you can to the hole. When the ball finally stops, the game will add how many feet you need to go onto your total. The lower the number, the better. If the ball doesn't make it to the green, the game will automatically add 100 ft. to your total now matter how close you were. If you can get it in the hole, nothing will be added to your total.

Pay attention to your map and try out a couple practice swings before you actually hit the ball. On some swings, you must go over in order to make it to the green. You shouldn't really change clubs only if you have to. There are ten courses in this session and it will take many tries before you can get the higher medals.


 * Hole 10: Use the iron club and swing near the first mark to get good results.

Target Practice
Two targets are near you. The one furthest away is easier to hit but it holds less points around its edges. Scores you can get on this target are between 10 and 100. There is also a smaller target floating in the water near you. It's closer but it is also riskier because it can easily miss, fall into the water, and you receive nothing. The points are between 25 and 75. You have ten shots to try to get a high score and wherever the ball first bounces, that is the number of points that is added.

Pay attention to your wind meter that is located on the top right corner of the screen. This will affect how the ball will travel while it is in the air. If the wind speed is blowing East, then aim the ball a little to the right and vice versa. The same also goes if the wind direction is pointed North or South. This determines how hard you should hit the ball.

The only way to get the Platinum medal in this session is to aim for the back target and get at least 8 of the 10 bulls-eyes (getting 100 points).