Total Carnage/Mission 3

Once Captain Carnage and Major Mayhem have reappeared on the screen, you'll have to walk down (while avoiding two land mines at the top-right and bottom-left of the screen) to collect an ID tag (which will always be present) to the left of a sixth flagpole (which has the text "CHECKPOINT #6" below it) with a larger US flag for an extra life; once you have done so, you shall have to walk back up and to the left to collect a key on the left side of the screen, then walk back down again as General Akhboob's chauffeur-driven car comes rolling past from the right side of the screen. You will then have to walk to the left as a total of fifty-four trucks (twenty-four jeeps one of which will leave another ID tag behind when destroyed, along with three eight-wheeled with SCUDs on their backs, and thirty-six six-wheeled with shot-firing turrets) come rolling towards you, from the left side of the screen (there's also ten more land mines to avoid walking onto, ten more keys and a third ID tag which shall again always be present to collect, a load of blue jewels arranged to spell the password for the mutant's cutscene "EATS" to collect, nine hostages to rescue and two parked green jeeps at the top of the screen to destroy) - and for each six-wheeled truck you fire enough shots at to set alight, a flaming green-trousered gunner shall jump out of it, so you'll have to fire a shot at him to kill him as well. Once you have fired enough shots at the final truck to set it alight (or it has gone), the text "DESTROYED: XX'" (XX being the number of trucks destroyed) shall appear under both players' HUDs; if you've managed to destroy all fifty-four, the text "ALL VEHICHLES DESTROYED! 25000 POINT BONUS AND FREE MAN AWARDED!" (the misspelling of "vehicles" is also, again, accurate) will appear on the screen, with the text "TRUCKS ESCAPED: 0" below it; however, if even one of them has escaped, the text "SCUD DESTRUCTION BONUS. X000 POINTS AWARDED!" (X000 again ranging from 1000 to 5000, and determined by the amount of trucks destroyed) shall appear on the screen instead, with the text "TRUCKS ESCAPED: XX (XX again being the number of trucks that escaped) below it. The text of "WAVE WINNER. BONUS: 2500" shall then appear under the HUD of the player who destroyed the most trucks as a load of jewels and American flags appears in the top-left of the screen - and once you've collected them all, the screen shall cut to the shot of the United States Military Headquarters as the text "UNITED NATIONS INCOMING TRANSMISSION" appears on it, then cuts to enormous magenta mutant creeping up behind a soldier and eating him alive as the text "COMING SOON FOR YOU" flashes up below it:

GREAT SCOTT!

SEND IN THE DOOMSDAY SQUAD!

The text "ENTER GENERAL AKHBOOB'S BIO-NUCLEAR FACILITY AND HUNT HIM DOWN LIKE A DOG!" shall now appear on the screen; the game shall now return to the battlefield, and you'll have to walk down and to the left to collect an eleventh key (which will once again always be present) and a third map of Kookistan. Once you have done so, the full view of the map (which now has a top view of this mission to its right) shall come into view from the right side of the screen once again, as the following text (which now contains hidden messages from the programmers) appears in the box to its left:

ENTER AKHBOOB'S TOP SECRET FACILITY AND DESTROY HIS CAPABILITY TO CREATE MUTANT ''LIFE FORMS. YOU'' MUST THEN FIGHT AND CAPTURE HIM.

ENTER SECRET PATH FOR BIG KEY BONUS

EAT AT BROWNS

BULLS RULE NOW

PISTONS WILL RULE THE NBA AGAIN.

MIDWAY RULES

The texts "SNEAK PREVIEW HIDDEN HERE" and "THE ROAD LEADS HERE" shall also flash up at the top and bottom of the mission's top view, along with "PRESS START TO CONTINUE" at the bottom of the screen; once you have pressed either Start Button to continue, you shall have to walk back to the right and up as a troop of red-suited axe-wielders comes running down towards you from the top of the screen (an electric land mine will also appear on top of a twelfth regular one on its left side). Once you have fired a shot at each of them to kill them, you will have to walk to the right to collect a fourth ID tag (that shall yet again always be present) to the left of a seventh flagpole (which has the text "CHECKPOINT #7" below it) with a larger US flag for a third extra life - and once you have done so, you will have to walk up and to the right to collect a twelfth key (which will for a fifth time always be present), hidden in the bushes on the right side of the screen. You will now have to walk back to the left and either go up to a blue-and-magenta warp disc to warp to a seventh bonus area, or pass it up and walk up around the blue-and-magenta warp disc to rescue three more hostages on the left side of the screen.