Grand Theft Auto 2/Zaibatsu jobs (Area 3)




 * Welcome to the Zaibatsu!


 * The Zaibatsu hate the Krishna. Kill the Krishna to earn our respect!

Grand Theft Auto!
North phone




 * Hey, Gecko, it's me, Uno Carb. If you fancy causing some trouble, try stealing the Jefferson down at Krishna Krushers.




 * Success, Gecko! Now park the Jefferson at the Zaibatsu Power Cores.




 * A Kovski Bulwark in the Russian area is waiting to make a drop. Smash and grab it, Gecko.




 * You smashed my Bulwark! You die, Z-Boy!




 * Impressive, Gecko. Deliver the Bulwark and its cargo to the Zaibatsu Power Cores.




 * There is an unmarked car containing two fine bitches near Mad Island. It's next on the shopping list for you, Gecko!




 * The car is on the island near the Docks, Gecko. The only available access is via these rooftops.




 * Come to Daddy! Bring the car and the bitches to my Zaibatsu Power Core Safehouse.




 * You are resourceful, Gecko, but the final vehicle will test your wits. The Cop Car I want is on a Trailer in Azeri Heights... So steal a Truck Cab!




 * Hook up the Cop Car Trailer, Gecko.


 * Cool, Gecko! Head for the Zaibatsu Power Core Crane and deposit your cargo.




 * Park the Cop Car, Gecko, and we will mix business with pleasure tonight!


 * You deserve some fun on my Credex Gold Card, Gecko. For now, here's $40,000. Keep in touch - skilled operators are difficult to find.

It Was an Accident!
South phone




 * Hey, Gecko, it's Uno Carb. I need you to neutralize THREE Key Operatives from rival outfits. First you need to collect a Special Package...




 * We are Krishna! You cannot enter here!


 * That device is UNSAFE!




 * Excellent, Gecko, you have the Special Package. Be VERY careful - it is highly unstable.


 * Deliver the Special Package to Bilovski, the crazed Russian weapons pervert.




 * Holy cow! Give me The Weapon and I will give you the Zaibatsu Entry Codes in a few days!


 * HA HA! Now I kill Uno Carb and all his silly little boys!




 * It doesn't work! What is this SHIT?


 * My apologies, the trigger was stuck. Stand back!




 * Success, Gecko! You need a Hot Dog Van to execute the second part of this job.




 * Good, Gecko. Now meet another Z-Operative - he has lethal merchandise for you.




 * Hi, I was told to meet you. You stay right there while I load up the hot dogs!




 * The target will be waiting for your Hot Dog Van, Gecko. Note that these hot dogs are poisoned...




 * Ah, I have been expecting you! One hot dog, please. So... Do you have information for me?




 * Make sure Target Two dies, Gecko!




 * These hot dogs taste... different. AARRGGHH! POISON!




 * Very clean, Gecko. Now we have a Russian to dispose of... Meet your Z-Contact on the roof.




 * I rigged a Kovski Limousine to be remote-controlled. Drive it into the Russian area.


 * The Kovski are looking for this Limousine - it was stolen only a few hours ago!




 * The trap is set, Gecko. Lead the Russian Limousine into the Krishna quarter.




 * Don't move the Limousine, Gecko. Instead watch a perfectly executed Zaibatsu trap...


 * Super, Gecko! The Krishna take the blame for the Russian deaths and all Key Operatives are eliminated. Here's $40,000. Detonate the Limousine - we no longer need it.

Payback!
West phone




 * Hey, Gecko, it's Uno Carb. I'm selling LEGAL drugs on the black market for twice the price. If you want in on the deal, go meet Ziggy Pole.




 * This is too obvious! Get a Kovski motor car and then we can do business.


 * Bah. Tell Uno the Kovski want better play-drugs - like the new Mitsi.




 * The next guy is fast moving up the Zaibatsu ranks. He should pose no problems, Gecko!




 * Hi, you must be Gecko. Want a Mitsi? No? Well you'd better get this cash back to Uno.




 * Keep moving, Gecko. A high-ranking Kovski is the next dealer and he might prove difficult.




 * I have no money for Zaibatsu punks! Tell Uno Carb to go screw himself!




 * Kill the Kovski cash-dodger and his pathetic little gang, Gecko.


 * The last dealer's a real loose cannon - so be cool, Gecko.




 * Look, man, I'm being tailed. I can't talk. My mute handler will pass you the green.




 * A successful job, Gecko. The Kovski scum annoy me but you dealt with them professionally.




 * Excellent, Gecko, you got the money. Now zoom down to the Brown-Eye Sewage Works and steal a Kovski Truck by way of payment.


 * The Kovski Truck contains contraband reactor fuel that we could utilize. Steal the Truck to teach the Russians a lesson.




 * The front door is secure. Find a way in around the back and then destroy the old Soviet Generators on the inside to open the entrance.




 * The Z-Man will soon be D-Man... D for Dead! HA HA HA!




 * Excellent, the entrance is open. Bring the contraband Truck to me NOW, Gecko!


 * Drive careful to the Zaibatsu Safehouse. Remember - this Trailer is loaded, Gecko!




 * You were Super Zaibatsu on this job, Gecko! Here's $20,000 on top of the $40,000 I owe you. Take a break - but keep in touch.

Lock-Out!
East phone




 * Gecko - it's Uno Carb. The Russians have taken a Truck full of Zaibatsu AI Brain Units. Steal the whole lot back from the Tedium Docks.




 * As expected the entrance is locked, Gecko. Try the back door!




 * My intelligence was poor - the back door is also locked. I will program Satchmo The Safecracker to meet you. Get moving!




 * Show me the lock, Z-Man, and let my fingers do their magic.




 * I hear a clock! Stand back in case the door's booby-trapped.


 * These fingers can do anything, sonny. No-one booby-traps Satchmo!




 * Ssh! I can hear a clock - and it's definitely getting louder!


 * Shit. The clock sto...




 * Satchmo was getting old anyway. Now steal a Kovski Bulwark and try to enter using Zaibatsu stealth!




 * Good initiative, Gecko. Drive to the door and deceive the foolish Kovski.




 * Excellent, you are inside, Gecko. Now steal back my AI Brain Unit Truck.




 * In the Truck at last, Gecko! Now get back to the Safehouse.




 * The paranoid Kovski lock everything, Gecko! Take out the Generators above the door to make it open.




 * One Generator down, Gecko. Now blow the second one!




 * Great work, Gecko. The door should be open now so get in the Truck and DRIVE. Watch your back!


 * The door is OPEN! Get my AI Brain Units to the Safehouse - FAST!




 * THE KOVSKI WILL HAVE REVENGE!


 * I SCREW YOU, ZAIBATSU!




 * Exemplary, Gecko. My Z-Operatives are all sporting shiny new AI Brain Units and the Zaibatsu are once again on top. Here's $60,000. Keep in touch.

Gang War!
Previous phone




 * Gecko - it's Uno Carb. Krishna conversion and Kovski black markets are crippling Zaibatsu enterprise. We need a gang war. You steal a Bulwark and I will give you a plan.




 * Good. Now drive to the Krishna quarter and run down some little orange people.


 * CRUSH THE KRISHNA!




 * Excellent, Gecko! At least FIFTY Krishna nailed! Now steal a Krishna Bus and drive to the Russian area.


 * You got the Krishna Bus, Gecko. Now make haste to the Russian area and execute FIFTY Kovski.




 * DRIVE DOWN THE KOVSKI!


 * Great work, Gecko! At least FIFTY Kovski dead and a full-blown gang war about to explode!




 * Wonderful! The Krishna and Kovski are at each other's throats and Zaibatsu sales are through the roof. Your $60,000 is well deserved. We must work together again, Gecko.

I'd Like a Tank Please, Bob!



 * Gecko - it's Uno Carb. The City Security Services are getting too big for their boots so we need to show them the Zaibatsu still mean business. Bring me a SWAT Van.




 * Super, Gecko! Deliver the SWAT Van to my Garage!




 * Next we need a Special Agent Car. Go, Gecko - GO!




 * You have Zaibatsu style, Gecko. Deliver this vehicle to my Garage.




 * Excellent. Gecko, you are the only Operative I know with the balls to steal a Tank. What are you waiting for?




 * You have excelled yourself, Gecko. Park this Bad Boy in my Garage!




 * That little demonstration of power has wiped the smug smiles from the faces of the Security Forces. Here's $80,000 for a job well done.

Army Base Alert!



 * Gecko - it's Uno Carb. The last Tank you stole was booby-trapped and destroyed my Garage. Steal me another Tank direct from the Army Base to cause maximum embarrassment.


 * The Army Base is heavily guarded. Use a little initiative to get in!




 * Move fast, Gecko! Bring the Tank back to my Garage!




 * The Army doesn't know what hit them, Gecko. You are a supreme performer! Here's $80,000. You should be working with me not for me!

All Zaibatsu Jobs Done!



 * Congratulations, Gecko! You have succeeded in completing ALL the Zaibatsu jobs!