Grand Theft Auto 2/Scientist jobs




 * You are talking to the Scientists, young man. You can probably see some of us now - the clever chaps in yellow. Would you like our respect? We would be most impressed if you chose to eliminate some Zaibatsu.

Sink or Swim!
West phone




 * Hello, THC-303, it's Dr LaBrat. Zaibatsu Operatives have secret SRS data and I want it back. Steal a Taxi and keep it in one piece - too much destruction will alert the Cops.




 * The first Zaibatsu is waiting by the Clock Tower. He suspects nothing.




 * Sound the horn, THC-303.




 * Taxi! You are early. Where are the others?




 * Good, THC-303. Pick up the second Z-Operative.




 * At last! Taxi!




 * Well done, THC-303. Now find the third Z-Man.




 * About time! Here is my Z-ID.




 * Only one Z-Operative to collect, THC-303.




 * Ooh, is there a party going on in here?




 * Drive our Zaibatsu friends to the South-East Dock Crane, THC-303.




 * Get out of the car, THC-303, and watch the Zaibatsu die!


 * Efficient and effective work, THC-303. Here is $30,000. Spend it productively.

Fake Truce!
East phone




 * Ah, THC-303. Dr LaBrat here. The Zaibatsu and Rednecks want a peace meeting so I'm taking the opportunity to perform an experiment. Collect the old Factory Bus and I will unravel my plan.




 * First, collect the Redneck delegation from Cobbs Store in Mobile RV.




 * Okay, boys, get on the Bus - and no spittin'!




 * Now drive to The Ol' Banjo and pick up some more White Trash.




 * C'mon, climb aboard!




 * Drive with haste to the Zaibatsu Village, THC-303, and collect the Zaibatsu delegates.




 * Climb aboard, Z-Operatives. But do not communicate with the Rednecks.




 * Okay, THC-303, only one more Zaibatsu group to collect.




 * All aboard, Z-Men.




 * Now be careful, THC-303. Bring them all back to the Scientist Research Center - and fast.




 * You did well, THC-303. Now get off the Bus and let my SRS Clones take it from here.


 * Congratulations, THC-303. I can see your talents developing under my auspices. Here is $30,000 for your hard work.

LaBrat's Plan!
North phone




 * Ah, THC-303! Dr LaBrat here. SRS research suggests the Zaibatsu population is on the rise. Please visit The Village and reduce their number to a more acceptable statistical median.




 * Here you are at The Village, THC-303. Now I don't care which ones you kill - just so long as you kill 47 of them.


 * Come on, THC-303! Kill! Kill! Kill!




 * Keep it up, THC-303!


 * Wonderful work, THC-303 - worthy of $50,000.

Gran'pa We Love You!
South phone




 * Hello, THC-303, it's Dr LaBrat. The Professor wants to experiment on a Redneck and has chosen the one they call Gran'pa. First you need to win their confidence...


 * Head over to the Opry Car Park and meet with Gran'pa's grandson Dirk. You need his Pickup to kidnap Gran'pa.




 * Hey there, City Boy! You here to race? Anyone who beats mah record fer huntin' down and killin' THREE escaped Loonies wins mah Pickup.


 * Take your pick from these fine automobiles and the clock will start to tick!




 * Drive fast, City Boy, and you might just get mah Pickup. Don't bother tryin' to get out of that car - the doors are locked shut! Hoo-hah!


 * Ready? Steady! Go, Boy! GO!




 * GodDAMN you are one superfast son-of-a-bitch! I hate to say this but... mah Pickup's all yours, City Boy!




 * Well done, THC-303. Now go to the Ol' Banjo and collect Gran'pa.




 * There's Gran'pa. He's old and blind but he should recognize the sound of Dirk's Pickup... Sound the horn to get his attention.




 * Hey there, young fella! Go easy on that horn! I'm comin'.




 * Fantastic, THC-303. Bring Gran'pa to the Research Center - in one piece. Do not let the Rednecks catch you.




 * Smooth, THC-303. You are a cool operator. Please accept $50,000 with our thanks for all your hard work.

Redneck Attack!
Previous phone




 * THC-303 - it's Dr LaBrat. Drunken Rednecks are using our high-powered Generators for target practise. Go now and prepare to protect our power source.




 * We need at least ONE Generator intact, THC-303, so defend them well. The Rednecks are on the move. We should have auxiliary power on line in TWO minutes.




 * Excellent, THC-303. We are still at full power. Here's $50,000.


 * You only lost one Generator, THC-303, so we have no need for auxiliary power. Here's $30,000.


 * Well, THC-303, at least we still have one operational Generator to take the strain. Here's $10,000.

Taxi Traitor Test!



 * Hello, THC-303, it's Dr LaBrat. Our prototype remote-control Taxi needs a good operator - like you. If you perform well further work will be made available.




 * Take the Taxi around the Test Track for FIVE laps - and if you beat the record the job is yours.


 * GO!




 * Excellent, THC-303! You beat the time. Don't worry about the mess - we haven't had time to test the system properly.




 * Think you can handle test-driving the remote-control Taxi around town? Well that's the job.


 * We need you to pick up THREE suspected SRS Traitors, THC-303. Off you go - get the first one.




 * Ah, just what I need - a Taxi.




 * Now the SRS Traitor is in the Taxi, THC-303 - DESTROY IT!




 * This SRS Traitor must also die!




 * Ah, just what I need - a Taxi.




 * Now the SRS Traitor is in the Taxi, THC-303 - DESTROY IT!


 * Come on, THC-303!




 * Ah, just what I need - a Taxi.




 * Now the SRS Traitor is in the Taxi, THC-303 - DESTROY IT!


 * It's a pleasure to watch you work, THC-303. You deserve this $70,000.

Water Carry On!



 * THC-303! Dr LaBrat here. We need you to shut down the H2000 Water Company, no questions asked.


 * I have SRS Clones who can help you, THC-303!




 * Destroy the FOUR Turbines and await further instruction. Oh yes - beware of the guards.




 * Excellent, THC-303. Now all you need to do is destroy the Generator and the H2000 Water Company will have to call in the plumbers! Ha ha ha!




 * Get out of there fast THC-303! The guards are on your tail!




 * Well done, THC-303. Now the H2000 Water Company is high and dry and we can continue with our cunning plan. Have $70,000 for your outstanding contribution.

Scientist Gang Complete!



 * Excellent work, THC-303! You have passed all of the Scientist jobs.