The Sims 2: Castaway/Log of the Final Voyage of Beard Beard the Pirate

Explore the New Island
''Arrr, this is the journal of John Wilson, aka Beard Beard the Pirate, dread scourge of the seven seas. Boarder of ships. Plunderer of gold. Exfenestrator of fancy men and their fancy ways. Arrrrr! Today, we returned to our home base after a long voyage of plundering and looting, and I have ordered my men to further explore our island and prepare for another voyage of adventure. Arrrrr! Arrrrrrrrrrr!''

Live off the Land
''Arrr, it has been several months now since we first returned from our last voyage, because we have been cursed with a visit from my mother, the Dread Pirate Edith and her band of scandal-mongering blatherskites. Upon seeing my slight frame, my beloved mother insisted that I could not leave this island until I have proven to her that I know how to eat properly. I am hoping with little cause for optimism that she leaves before the end of my natural life.''