Upon starting a new game you will be greeted by a man busily typing away on his keyboard, poke him. He will acknowledge you and ask you to do it again, do as he says. He will ask you a series of questions, answer them try not to answer with vulgar responses as some of these will show up to your friends if you WiFi Connect with them. He will proceed to break down the fourth wall even further by telling you that you have used a "DS" to contact him. Get used to this as the whole game the fourth wall is broken. He asks if you could help him and to pretend it's a game. He tells you that "They're" after him. A siren proceeds to sound and you will view a cutscene. During the cutscene you are asked what the name of the character you control will be, not you, the character you control, so don't use your name or things might get a bit confusing! From here out he will be referred to as "Terry" the default name. You will then view another cutscene where Terry and the Professor meet up. The Professor tells Terry to get aboard his ship. At the end of the cutscene, a woman holding a phone (presumably Terry's mother) is answered with "The number you have dialed is currently in space..." The screen will fade to black and autosave.