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Contents 1 Fruit Fuckers 1.1 Fruit Fucker (Mark I) 1.2 Fruit Fucker (Mark II) 1.3 Fruit Fucker (Mark III) 1.4 Fruit Fucker (Mark IV) 2 Hobo Alley 2.1 Skinny Hobo 2.2 Fat Hobo 2.3 Animate Trash 2.4 Slum Lord 3 Barbershop Quartet 3.1 Barbershop Baritone 3.2 Barbershop Tenor 3.3 Barbershop Bass 3.4 Barbershop Lead 4 Mimes 4.1 Savage Clowns 4.2 Mime 4.3 Boardwalk Mime 4.4 Dark Mime 4.5 The Silent Pope 5 The Silent One

[edit] Fruit Fuckers

[edit] Fruit Fucker (Mark I)

Something about this tiny robot's thrusting appears maladroit.

Level	1
XP	7
HP	25
Attack	7
Speed	8
Defense	1

Attacks

1. Dealy Bobber
2. Juice Burst

[edit] Fruit Fucker (Mark II)

This little guy doesn't appear to be the standard model.

Level	1
XP	7
HP	50
Attack	7
Speed	8
Defense	3

Attacks

1. Organ Grinder
2. Nuts And Bolts

[edit] Fruit Fucker (Mark III)

The gears within it whir and ping with each tiny thrust.

Level	4
XP	50
HP	90
Attack	14
Speed	25
Defense	5

Attacks

1. Dealy Bobber
2. Juice Burst

[edit] Fruit Fucker (Mark IV)

This steaming automaton is the latest word in fruit-juicing technology.

Level	10
XP	650
HP	275
Attack	27
Speed	30
Defense	11

Attacks

1. Organ Grinder
2. Nuts And Bolts

[edit] Hobo Alley

[edit] Skinny Hobo

There is something... off about this poor fellow.

Level	4
XP	20
HP	120
Attack	9
Speed	9
Defense	5

Attacks

1. Plank You Very Much
2. Last Call

[edit] Fat Hobo

You wonder what place he occupies in the hobo hierarchy.

Level	5
XP	30
HP	180
Attack	20
Speed	5
Defense	6

Attacks

1. Down On My Luck
2. Whisky Waltz

[edit] Animate Trash

It seems angry, but then, it's living garbage. It makes sense, in a way.

Level	3
XP	15
HP	84
Attack	8
Speed	13
Defense	12

Attacks

1. Heave
2. Trash Bash

[edit] Slum Lord

You find yourself distracted by his golden mane.

Level	6
XP	500
HP	999
Attack	27
Speed	15
Defense	8

Attacks

1. Hair Raid
2. Sack Attack
3. Hobo Toss

[edit] Barbershop Quartet

[edit] Barbershop Baritone

There is a terrible glint in his eye, like the moon bouncing off a dagger at midnight.

Level	7
XP	350
HP	325
Attack	22
Speed	8
Defense	9

Attacks

1. C#
2. Exit Stage Left

[edit] Barbershop Tenor

You can picture this man singing outside of a barbershop in hell.

Level	7
XP	350
HP	225
Attack	15
Speed	14
Defense	5

Attacks

1. C#
2. Shave And A Haircut: Two Hits

[edit] Barbershop Bass

This son of a bitch looks sinister as fuck.

Level	7
XP	350
HP	375
Attack	25
Speed	8
Defense	10

Attacks

1. C#
2. All Together, Boys

[edit] Barbershop Lead

This ample villain radiates unease

Level	7
XP	350
HP	275
Attack	18
Speed	8
Defense	25

Attacks

1. C#
2. Do You Like My Hat

[edit] Mimes

[edit] Savage Clowns

You have a feeling that most of this clown's comic material involves knives.

Level	6
XP	250
HP	210
Attack	18
Speed	8
Defense	8

Attacks

1. Bop Shoe Bop
2. Biting Wit

[edit] Mime

There is something too practiced, too... ritual about his odd movements

Level	2
XP	10
HP	60
Attack	5
Speed	5
Defense	0

Attacks

1. I'm Throwing A Boulder At You
2. Now I'm A Fencer

[edit] Boardwalk Mime

There is also something too practiced, too... ritual about his movements.

Level	8
XP	450
HP	324
Attack	24
Speed	15
Defense	10

Attacks

1. Pretend I Have A Lasso
2. Pretend I Have A Gun

[edit] Dark Mime

There's no doubt about it. This guy is a wizard or a monster or some shit.

Level	9
XP	550
HP	375
Attack	24
Speed	8
Defense	13

Attacks

1. Pretend I Have A Grenade
2. Pretend I Have A Bow and Arrow

[edit] The Silent Pope

Supreme hierophant of the cult of Yog Sethis.

Level	32
XP	1600
HP	2000
Attack	33
Speed	16
Defense	33

Attacks

1. Summon Hellfire
2. Wall of Hellfire
3. Health Leech

[edit] The Silent One

Yog Sethis. One of the four dark Gods incarnate.

Level	125
XP	5000
HP	45000
Attack	100
Speed	14
Defense	30

Attacks

1. Hush
2. Rite of Damnation
3. Void Jab
4. Music of the Spheres
5. Gagging Gust
6. Personal Attention