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Contents 1 Fruit Fucker (Mark III) 2 Thins 3 Stouts 4 Tyrants 5 Hat Spiders 6 Dr. Wolfington 7 Annoying Men 8 Annoying Women 9 Wealthy Matrons 10 Wealthy Matriarch 11 Dappers 12 Gadabout 13 Charles DuBois 14 Jack Furnace 15 Fruit Fucker (Mark IV) 16 Evil Architects 17 Enforcers 18 Foot Modules 19 Penetrator Module 20 Opticator Module 21 Fruit Fucker Prime

[edit] Fruit Fucker (Mark III)

The gears within it whirr and ping with each tiny thrust.

Level	17
XP	1292
HP	1033
Attack	80
Speed	30
Defense	21

Attacks

1. Organ Grinder
2. Nuts and Bolts

[edit] Thins

Whatever they're feeding these people, it probably isn't food.

Level	16
XP	1216
HP	650
Attack	45
Speed	8
Defense	20

Attacks

1. Gibber
2. Schitzophrenia

[edit] Stouts

Do they get the bulk of their calories by eating other patients? It isn't immediately clear.

Level	17
XP	1292
HP	1033
Attack	70
Speed	5
Defense	21

Attacks

1. Anti-Social Tendencies
2. Daddy Never Hugged Me

[edit] Tyrants

These brutes see psychiatry as a full-contact sport.

Level	21
XP	1596
HP	2338
Attack	220
Speed	19
Defense	26

Attacks

1. Subdue
2. Sedate

[edit] Hat Spiders

This curious breed of arachnid is deeply concerned with its accessories

Level	22
XP	1672
HP	2958
Attack	270
Speed	26
Defense	28

Attacks

1. Spider Roll
2. Octobrawl

[edit] Dr. Wolfington

Dr Lord Chandler Wolfington is a brutal hulk of a man who dines on human misery. His history with the Brahe clan is long.

Level	26
XP	4000
HP	4500
Attack	105
Speed	16
Defense	95

Attacks

1. This Might Sting
2. Trapper M.D.
3. Mesmerism

[edit] Annoying Men

These grinning urchins are smitten in absolute terms.

Level	18
XP	1368
HP	1675
Attack	110
Speed	11
Defense	23

Attacks

1. Blind Date
2. Versus

[edit] Annoying Women

These modern young women are concerned primarily with true love.

Level	19
XP	1444
HP	1750
Attack	140
Speed	15
Defense	24

Attacks

1. Blind Date
2. We Need To Talk

[edit] Wealthy Matrons

Level	20
XP	1520
HP	2135
Attack	175
Speed	11
Defense	5

Attacks

1. Bite Your Tongue
2. Furocious!

[edit] Wealthy Matriarch

Impossibly ancient, these desiccated husks have long since passed into unlife.

Level	23
XP	1748
HP	2250
Attack	335
Speed	11
Defense	29

Attacks

1. Catastrophe
2. To Hell In A Handbag

[edit] Dappers

Their deadly techniques show the same polish and flair as their ensemble.

Level	21
XP	1596
HP	2538
Attack	170
Speed	19
Defense	26

Attacks

1. High Interest Loan
2. Glove Connections

[edit] Gadabout

An improperly performed manicure, received more than ten years ago, has left these men savage and bestial.

Level	22
XP	1672
HP	2958
Attack	190
Speed	15
Defense	28

Attacks

1. Monokill
2. Novacane

[edit] Charles DuBois

Level	28
XP	5000
HP	10000
Attack	112
Speed	50
Defense	0

Attacks

1. Pomade Grenade
2. The Charleston
3. Grim Grooming

[edit] Jack Furnace

Dr. Mordo von Mundo's right hand man. And when we say man, understand that we mean "murder machine".

Level	30
XP	6000
HP	8000
Attack	500
Speed	15
Defense	38

Attacks

1. Feeling Hot Hot Hot
2. The Jackhammer
3. Dark Steam

[edit] Fruit Fucker (Mark IV)

This steam-belching automaton is the last word in modern juicing technology.

Level	27
XP	2052
HP	2900
Attack	535
Speed	30
Defense	34

Attacks

1. I Came, I Saw
2. Here's Where I Get Off

[edit] Evil Architects

These dark draftsmen create tasteful prisons of modern life.

Level	24
XP	1824
HP	3850
Attack	650
Speed	21
Defense	30

Attacks

1. Rulerang
2. Drawn and Quartered

[edit] Enforcers

These men ensure that=families are having the most fun ever - with violence, if necessary.

Level	25
XP	1900
HP	4323
Attack	440
Speed	11
Defense	31

Attacks

1. Club Sandwich
2. L. Ron Clubbard

[edit] Foot Modules

These nearly-indestructible pods are crammed with all manner of devastating weaponry.

Level	70
XP	0
HP	47097
Attack	4000
Speed	11
Defense	99999

Attacks

1. Pulp
2. Riveting!

[edit] Penetrator Module

This Strengthium-tipped prong is architecture's sworn enemy.

Level	33
XP	9000
HP	10003
Attack	1250
Speed	25
Defense	103

Attacks

1. Just The Tip
2. Citric Acid
3. Fly My Pretties

[edit] Opticator Module

This impenetrable wheelhouse holds - among other things - the mad scientist and sorcerer Dr, Mordo von Mundo.

Level	70
XP	10000
HP	47097
Attack	1500
Speed	11
Defense	88

Attacks

1. Bedroom Eyes
2. Feed Reamer
3. Darksteamaga

[edit] Fruit Fucker Prime

This vile tower of groaning metal is something between a machine and an unholy idol, infused with the yearnings of a ravenous god.

Level	70
XP	12000
HP	47097
Attack	50000
Speed	8
Defense	1000

Attacks

1. His Dark Work
2. It's Fucking Nutritious
3. Fruit Punch
4. Tree Top