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A variety of items are available for your party's use throughout the game.

These items can only be used during battle; your characters will be automatically healed to their maximum HP following every battle, so there's no need to heal them outside of fights.

Contents 1 Healing Items 1.1 OuchiesTM 1.2 Soothex Ultra 1.3 Healium Gas 1.4 Dr. Hardd's Assault Salts 2 Offensive Items 2.1 Dynamite 2.2 Stone-Ground Mustard Gas 2.3 White Christmas 3 Ally Status 3.1 TEC-TONIC Brand Strength Elixir 3.2 Dr. Hardd's Liquid Armor 3.3 Lightnin' Juice 4 Enemy Status 4.1 Double Mild Weak Sauce 4.2 Siege Brand Armor Eater 4.3 Torpor Brand Sloth Oil 5 Distraction Items 5.1 Fruit

[edit] Healing Items

[edit] OuchiesTM

• Effect: Heal one: +25% HP
• Inventory: 15

These analgesic pearls fuck pain up the ass.

[edit] Soothex Ultra

• Effect: Heal one: +75% HP
• Inventory: 10

Pop a couple of these motherfuckers, and you won't feel shit.

[edit] Healium Gas

• Effect: Heal all: +50%
• Inventory: 5

This natural aerosol is a mixture of herbs, soothing barks, and black market narcotics.

[edit] Dr. Hardd's Assault Salts

• Effect: Revive one: +100% HP
• Inventory: 5

Scents include Dead Walrus, Slaughterhouse Dumpster, and Whorecorpse.

[edit] Offensive Items

[edit] Dynamite

• Effect: 320 Damage
• Inventory: 8

Light it, then throw it. Trust me on this one.

[edit] Stone-Ground Mustard Gas

• Effect: 160 Damage + Bleed
• Inventory: 4

This toxic, weaponized sauce is available at the finer shoppes.

[edit] White Christmas

• Effect: 1280 Damage
• Inventory: 2

"When science resists, magic can oblige."

[edit] Ally Status

[edit] TEC-TONIC Brand Strength Elixir

• Effect: Attack +50%
• Inventory: 5

The Tec-Tonic Corporation is not liable for "increased aggro."

[edit] Dr. Hardd's Liquid Armor

• Effect: Defense + 75%
• Inventory: 5

Dr. Hardd has been tinkering with his classic recipe for years.

[edit] Lightnin' Juice

• Effect: Speed + 50%
• Inventory: 5

This traditional intoxicant, birthed in filthy bathtubs, has only gotten more potent.

[edit] Enemy Status

Only one of these items can be in effect for an enemy at any point; if you use another item before a previous one has worn off, the second item's effect will replace the first.

[edit] Double Mild Weak Sauce

• Effect: Attack -50%
• Inventory: 5

This topping is so mediocre that it saps enemy strength.

[edit] Siege Brand Armor Eater

• Effect: Effect: Defense -75%
• Inventory: 5

Never store this bottle near your armor collection.

[edit] Torpor Brand Sloth Oil

• Effect: Speed -50%
• Inventory: 5

Made from real sloth, this viscous slime slows enemy movement.

[edit] Distraction Items

[edit] Fruit

• Effect: Distract robots
• Inventory: 5

This fruit is so juicy it strains at the skin.