Help me get the coin! Try bumping the floor with my head to get it! Ouch! My melon!
Control(s): Move, Jump
Jump up to get the coin. Mario will attempt to interfere as the difficulty level increases, and the coin will fall over to his side if you don't stop him. Push back and get the coin for yourself to clear the game.
Level 1: The coin comes down with no obstructions.
Level 2: Mario also tries to get the coin.
Level 3: Mario pushes Wario for the coin.
Strategy: Don't worry about Mario. Get it from below. If you miss the jump, try to push Mario at the last second
Eat the hot dog and don't leave any behind! Only losers leave the table early!
Control(s): Munch
Press A when the hot dog is in front of Wario's mouth to bite it. Eat it all to clear the game. Try to get as much as possible into one bite. Two bites is the goal; three bites won't be able to make it in time at a higher difficulty.
Level 1: The hot dog is short.
Level 2: The hot dog is longer.
Level 3: The hot dog is very long.
Strategy: Anticipate this microgame. Try to get that first bite in quickly. Wario's mouth covers more to his right, so keep that in mind. Best to take in out in 2 bites (3 for Level 3. you'll be lucky to get a 4th one in)
Avoid the produce, but don't worry if the car gets hit! It'll be fine, trust me!
Control(s): Move
You have a view of the front of Wario's car as he's driving. Produce will fall from the sky between the three lanes. Move from lane to lane to avoid the falling produce, or Wario will fall out of the car, resulting in a loss.
Level 1: Two objects will fall.
Level 2: Three objects will fall.
Level 3: Four objects will fall.
Strategy: Just tap the d-pad. Dodge too far and you'll fail.
Defeat my nemesis, Mario, in a game of rock-paper-scissors. Make your decision late!
Control(s): Throw
The classic game of rock-paper-scissors. Wario's hand alternates quickly between the three options. Stop it depending on whether Mario is holding up a rock, paper, or scissors. Rock smashes scissors, scissors cuts paper, and paper covers rock.
Level 1: Mario never changes his mind.
Level 2: Mario changes his mind once.
Level 3: Mario occasionally changes his mind.
Strategy: The order is always Rock-Scissors-Paper, so keep that in mind. This microgame can be a run-ruiner. More than likely will cost you a life on level 3 at higher speeds
Keep the balls that come out of my nose in play with the left and right flippers! Stop laughing!
Control(s): Left, Right
The d-pad controls the left flipper and the A button controls the right. Keep the pinball(s) up, though don't hit too hard; if it bounces off of the nose with too much force, it will get a lot quicker.
Level 1: Keep up one pinball.
Level 2: Keep up two pinballs.
Level 3: Keep up three pinballs.
Strategy: Think of it as Juggling. Keep track of which booger is gonna bounce off the flipper ready for another lift.
Urp! I ate WAY too much! Look at this gut! Help me hide it...but don't rip my shirt!
Control(s): Hide gut
Hold the down button until Wario's shirt completely covers his belly. It'll keep coming up, so keep it down until time is up. Don't pull down too hard, or the shirt will tear.
Level 1: Wario's gut is large.
Level 2: Wario's gut is larger.
Level 3: Wario's gut is even larger.
Strategy: Watch that bomb. Wait until the countdown starts and then pull! Results in a last-second victory.
Pinch his thumb under mine! I'm wearing the yellow glove, obviously!
Control(s): Hold thumb
Another classic game. As soon as the opponent presses down their thumb, strike.
Level 1: The opponent's thumb will press down and stay down, giving you a big opening to attack.
Level 2: The opponent's thumb will flinch in an attempt to trick you into pressing down your own thumb.
Level 3: The opponent's thumb will flinch and continue to flinch until finally pressing down.
Strategy: Be patient. Wait for Mario to make his move, then take him down. He waits until literally the last second at Level 3 so keep that in mind. But don't wait too long.
Drive my lane-hogging chopper, but steer clear of the obstacles!
Control(s): Move
As obstacles come onto Wario's path, switch lanes accordingly.
Level 1: Avoid two obstacles.
Level 2: Avoid three obstacles.
Level 3: Avoid four obstacles.
Strategy: Incoming bikes will never enter a lane with potholes. The hitbox on the potholes are very narrow, so you wont fail unless you're directly in the middle of the hole. Use that to your advantage
Hit the question mark and get the mushroom! And don't let that bonehead get it!
Control(s): Move Wario, Jump
Jump up and hit the question mark to release the mushroom, then jump up to it before it can fall to Mario.
Level 1: No blocks are in Wario's way.
Level 2: Two blocks are in Wario's way.
Level 3: Three blocks are in Wario's way.
Strategy: It's difficult and may take some practice, but jump up and grab the mushroom from the opposite side. If you miss the jump, bounce on Mario's head.
Take the enemy planes out of the sky! Press the button quickly for rapid-fire!
Control(s): Move, Shoot
Steer Wario in front of enemy planes and shoot them down. Use rapid-fire to make taking down multiple planes quicker.
Level 1: Shoot down one plane.
Level 2: Shoot down two planes.
Level 3: Shoot down three planes.
Strategy: Always shoot for the closest plane first. You may be able to move in 8 directions, but it's a bad idea to not only move left to right. Auto-shoot is recommended.
Don't let me crash into anything! There's treasure at the end of all this, and I want it! Use your head and avoid stuff!
Control(s): Move, Jump, Smash, Throw
The game begins with Wario on a skateboard. Jump over and duck under the red bars. Depending on the level, these bars become more difficult to avoid. Get past this segment to move on to the next. Dodge the falling red blocks which first show themselves at the top of the screen. In the next segment, you will have to avoid both the falling blocks and the bars.
Following this, you will be prompted to take the jetpack. Jump onto it to begin the next leg of Wario's adventure. Smash into the red blocks here with the A button, and pick up the green blocks to speed up the jetpack.
After smashing through the last barrier, you will be faced with the final boss. Its attacks are simple, but all you have to fight it is a boomerang. The safest strategy here is to wait for it to descend and throw the boomerang right into it. Damage it enough times to obtain Wario's treasure, but the game isn't over yet. Rapidly press the A button to run away from the giant red boulder that proceeds to chase Wario. Escape it and you will finally clear the game.
Move, 
Jump
Raise
Hide gut
