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Page 1[edit]
| Item | Description | Size to roll up |
|---|---|---|
| Kendo Mask | Equipment that protects your head from harm during swordfights. Tends to stink of sweat after a while. | 75cm7mm |
| Ping-Pong Ball | It looks like a turtle egg, but actually, it's used for some kind of sport. | 9cm4mm |
| Golf Ball | There's a sport out there where you whack this ball and put it into little holes. | 11cm0mm |
| Tennis Ball | A ball with hair growing all over it's body. It must be an adult. | 13cm5mm |
| Baseball | Nothing will happen until you throw this. If you don't, the entire team will get angry at you. | 19cm9mm |
| Dodgeball | Children hit each other with this ball during recess. It's soft and squishy so that people don't fight. | 43cm8mm |
| Football | People cradle this ball very carefully to keep from dropping it. When it's dropped it bounces in weird directions. | 49cm4mm |
| Red Ball | We can't help but feel very close to this thing. | 3m99cm9mm |
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| Item | Description | Size to roll up |
|---|---|---|
| Baseball Bat | Some people like resting their forehead on one end and spinning around. That's not what it's meant for. | 49cm8mm |
| Baseball Cap | The hat of the team you're cheering for. You're allowed to wear it outside of baseball games, too. | 37cm6mm |
| Scoreboard | Having lots of numbers up here is generally a good thing. | 7m7cm2mm |
| Base | You have to step on this in order to score a hit. It must feel so put upon all the time. Sad. | 76cm4mm |
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| Soccer Ball | A sad little ball. Nobody ever gives it a hug. | 55cm7mm |
| Ping Pong Paddle | Rowing a boat with this is very tiring. Best used as a fan. | 33cm7mm |
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| Item | Description | Size to roll up |
|---|---|---|
| Surfboard | A board used to ride on waves. Apparently it's more fashionable to stand up on it than to lie stomach down. | 1m38cm5mm |
| Swimming board | An item used while swimming. If you have four of these, you can float like a water strider. | 1m31cm4mm |
| Blue Ski Board | Put these on your feet to go gliding on the snow. Not very convenient unless you're going downhill. | 1m40cm1mm |
| Yellow Ski Board | With these on, even men walk around pigeon-toed. | 1m40cm1mm |
| Green Ski Board | Sometimes you see these going downhill all by themselves. | 1m40cm1mm |
| Ski Pole | These poles hold you up while you're skiing. They look thin and unreliable, but they're actually pretty strong. | 72cm3mm |
| Snowboard | You can't even walk right with this attached to your feet. It may be just one board, but it's still tough to ride. | 1m9cm0mm |
| Tennis Racket | It seems you grunt really loudly whenever you swing this. | 74cm9mm |
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| Item | Description | Size to roll up |
|---|---|---|
| Flagstick | People hit ball toward this. Watch out for the hole in the ground that's usually nearby. | 64cm6mm |
| Hurdle | People jump over these when they're around, even though it would be far easier just to avoid them. | 1m43cm3mm |
| Red Helmet | People who don't want their face to be seen wear this. Take it off before going in a store, or people will be angry. | 97cm2mm |
| Green Helmet | You can open and close the bit in front, ensuring you'll never get bored of it. | 97cm2mm |
| Racer | The passenger seat in his car at home is kept open for his girlfriend. | 1m65cm2mm |
| Red Racer | He always has a spare pair of underpants in his backpack, just in case he goes up on the winner's podium. | 1m45cm6mm |
| Purple Racer | Apparently he's the best at reverse-parking. | 1m45cm6mm |
| Blue Racer | He just got his license, so he's super excited. He'll probably be feeling blue once the race results come in. | 1m45cm6mm |
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| Item | Description | Size to roll up |
|---|---|---|
| Outfielder | Catches flies with the thing on his hand. Wouldn't bug spray be easier? | 1m84cm0mm |
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| Benchwarmer | He is seriously considering giving it all up to become a soccer player. | 1m78cm2mm |
| Surfer | This is the second time he's evver seen the ocean. | 1m60cm0mm |
| Soccer Player | He's skilled at kicking balls around. When he touches them with his hands, whistles go off. | 1m58cm0mm |
| Marathon Runner | He forgot how to stop, but nobody can tell him how, as he can't stop to listen. | 1m69cm4mm |
| Tennis Player | People say he's a different person whenever he's holding a racket. He never notices himself. | 1m83cm3mm |
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| Item | Description | Size to roll up |
|---|---|---|
| Green Boarder | A beginner who's still confused about how you can't move your feet. | 1m86cm5mm |
| Red Boarder | This intermediate boarder is excited by his speed. It's much faster than he expected. | 1m86cm5mm |
| Yellow Boarder | An advanced boarder who can handle any bumpy terrain. He can even make really high jumps. | 1m86cm5mm |
| Red Skier | He once went three times around the chair lift without getting off. | 2m2cm7mm |
| Purple Skier | He's shocked that the skiwear he bought a year ago is getting too tight for him. | 2m2cm7mm |
| Green Skier | This guy isn't too good at teaching people. Apparently, you go down the hill like this, and then you stop like that. | 2m2cm7mm |
| Ski Jumper | His next goal is to fix his fear of heights. | 2m14cm8mm |
| Skier | He seems to have found a way to always stop when he wants to. | 2m7cm3mm |
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| Item | Description | Size to roll up |
|---|---|---|
| Yellow Skier | He was promised a kiss from his girlfriend if he can learn how to turn without falling over. | 2m0cm4mm |
| Red Skier | They call him the Red Comet. He zooms down the slopes ten times faster than other people. | 2m0cm4mm |
| Green Skier | He's the best at kicking up lots of snow when he stops. | 2m0cm4mm |
| Ice Skater Boy | A young boy with a big appetite who only wants some ice-cream. This is his second time skating. | 1m36cm7mm |
| Ice Skater Grandpa | A bright-eyed old man who loves passing younger people. He's proud of his healthy teeth. | 1m56cm1mm |
| Ice Skater | After everyone near her goes away, she's thinking about trying a triple loop. | 1m70cm2mm |
| Speed Skater | An amazing man in stylish tights who's unbeatable at skating. | 1m77cm5mm |
| Canoeist | Apparently his dream is to become one with the river current. | 2m83cm2mm |
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| Item | Description | Size to roll up |
|---|---|---|
| Oxygen Tank | A tube filled with oxygen. You'll get chewed out if you use it all up making fart sounds. | 80cm7mm |
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| Sumo Wrestler | These guys say they are just "big boned," but most people just call them fat. | 3m0cm1mm |
| Komusubi (Sumo Wrestler) (RARE) | This fighter's road has just begun. His hands are probably pretty salty. | 1m33cm0mm |
| Ozeki (Sumo Wrestler) (RARE) | Sumo wrestler's usually get fashion-conscious around this age. This one's mawashi is a top designer brand. | |
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| Boxer | A great man who's built his body and spirit by punching and being punched by others. The belt around his waist is proof of his victory. | 1m88cm7mm |
| Basketball Player | He looks like he's having fun, so you probably shouldn't point out the hole in the basket. | 2m7cm0mm |
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| Item | Description | Size to roll up |
|---|---|---|
| Skydiving Man | He wants to put this glorious feeling into song, but he doesn't know where to start with the lyrics. | 2m11cm0mm |
| Parachute Man | He can't remember if he shut the gas off at home, so he'd like to get back on terra firma soon. | 10m1cm0mm |
| Glider Man | An adventurous man who's considering going straight home like this. | 8m22cm4mm |
| Basketball Hoop | Used in a sport where you throw balls into a high basket. If your hands can reach the basket, you can become a big superstar. | 5m58cm5mm |
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