Stupid Invaders/The Dung Factory

Etno: My worries are over! Bolok: Worries? I'm gonna give you something to worry about! Gorgious: So did we find our little dissertation? It's not gonna take up a lot of room is it? Candy: AND WE'RE OFFFFFFF! Oohh BOY...I can't say I'm sad to be leaving that planet of male chauvinist pigs. Bud: Are we there yet? Stereo: The trip is going to last 2 years and 4 months... ...28 days, 3 hours and 4 seconds... Etno: Nothing can stop us now. This spaceship is built with the newest, most efficient UFO technology on the market. Candy: ''Wooooo! I don't like this,'' it sounds like an old washing machine! Gorgious: Yeah right the newest, most efficient UFO technology my left butt cheek! Etno: Holy mother of Zeebra! Just what I thought, the fuel mixture is unstable! Candy: What do you mean Etno? Etno: What I mean is that we need a fifth element to re-balance the fuel. With dung I'll be able to refuel the ship and we'll be airborne again. Candy: But where are we going to find cow crap at this hour Etno? Gorgious: I dunno Candy in your panties?! Candy: Hoooooo Gorgious? Bud: Yooooo... take a look dudes! Etno: Perfect, now I need volunteers to go out and collect some dung. Hmmmm let's see... Candy, Gorgious? Candy: No way, my nail polish isn't dry yet! Gorgious: And how about your undies, are they dry? C'mon, let's go! Candy: Hoooo, Brrrrrrr... this place is really spooky. Gorgious: Don't worry little girl you're safe with me. ''Caaaaaannnndy! My little Caaannnndy!'' Gone, snatched, right in the middle of puberty. Well, that's a shame Anyway where was I... oh yeah, on a mission.

Part 1 (Gorgious)
Once the cursor has reappeared on the screen you can make Gorgious take one of the baby chicks if you want; once he has picked him up, he shall say "Oooooh, I love little baby chickies...hooooo...served up with hot pig placenta yumm!", and all the other baby chicks will run away from him as the one he is holding explodes and blows him up, but it shall not result in a game-over. However, regardless of whether you made Gorgious do this or not, you shall now have to make him walk left twice to the front of the factory and down to the sewer access - but he cannot open it, so you'll have to try and make him walk back to the right, but as he is doing so an enormous chicken named "Chicken Zilla" will come stamping into view behind him and crow at the top of his lungs. You shall then have to make Gorgious try to take Chicken Zilla; he will again say "Mmmmmmmm I love little baby chickies hooooooo...served up with hot pig placenta yumm", but this time, he shall back away off the right side of the screen (Chicken Zilla shall then crow at the top of his lungs for a second time and explode as Gorgious watches through the window of a machine-gun post while wearing a pair of protective goggles). Once the blast has cleared, it will have blown the lid off the sewer access, so you will have to make Gorgious try to climb down into it - but as he is doing so, a sewage monster shall surface and spit Candy out in front of him (and when Gorgious says "little girl" and "ladies first?" to Candy, he is referring to his gayness).

Part 2 (Candy)
Gorgious: Candy, you think this is the right time to be fooling around?! Candy, ladies first? Candy: Oh Gorgious you're such a gentleman Gorgious: Say Candy, has any one ever told you that you have a nice bum? Wooooooo! All right, listen rat's ass we're gonna split up. I'm going to the left, you turn right. Candy: I'm the one who leans to the left! Gorgious: Well you have point there, I can't argue with that.

Once the cursor has reappeared on the screen, you shall have to make Candy walk down, then up off a ledge; after he has landed, he will say "It smells like crap! It is crap! Oh my jewel's there's crap everywhere!!!" (the apostrophe in "jewel's" is also accurate). You will then have to make him use the door twice (the first time, he shall knock on it six times, and the second time, he will wipe his feet on its doormat six times as it opens and he goes through it).