Final Fantasy IV/Developer's Office

The Developer's Office is a secret area available in all versions except the North American SNES release, accessed by walking east through a hidden passage in the Dwarven Castle Pub. It contains all of the developers of Final Fantasy IV for you to talk to, with random encounters for some of them as well, each with their own script and gag. The only item here is the Lustful Lali-Ho located in the bookshelf of the basement, which is a joke item that has no effect besides a funny scene when used.

Tetsuya Takahashi

Boss Info:
Name Tetsuya Takahashi HP 65000 Weaknesses None Resists Physical, Magic

Tetsuya will keep saying "You wanna die?" until the battle ends, but this does nothing. Her defenses are high enough that your attacks won't do any damage to her. The easiest way to kill her is to cast Poison, then cast Toad, and then attack her.

Akihiko Matsui

Boss Info:
Name Akihiko Matsui HP 1 Weaknesses Fire, Lightning, Ice, Holy, Thrown, All-nighters, Girls with specs

Akihiko will start the battle bragging about his stats, cast Libra on a random party member, cast Libra on himself, and then run away in shame.

Kiyoshi Yoshii

Boss Info:
Name Kiyoshi Yoshii HP 65000 Weaknesses None

Kiyoshi won't attack you, and will instead cast Sleep on himself and then run away after a series of messages.

Hiroyuki Ito

Boss Info:
Name Hiroyuki Ito HP 1969 Weaknesses None

Same as Kiyoshi, Hiroyuki won't attack, and will cast Sleep on himself.

Hiromi Nakada

Boss Info:
Name Hiromi Nakada HP 60000 Weaknesses None

If attacked, Hiromi will say "Clumsy!" and counter with Slap. She will eventually retreat once her manager calls her.

Kazuhiko Aoki

Boss Info:
Name Kazuhiko Aoki HP 10000 Weaknesses None

Kazuhiko will retreat the first turn he gets. If you get a pre-emptive strike, you can cast Stop on him and potentially kill him.

Katsuhisa Higuchi

Boss Info:
Name Katsuhisa Higuchi HP 2 Weaknesses None

Attacking him for 1HP of damage will cause him to use Detonate and deal 1HP of damage to a party member, otherwise he will just die with a single hit.