Grand Theft Auto 2/Krishna jobs

Sunbeam Welcome to the Krishna! The Krishna are ill at ease with the Russian Mafia. We respect those who dispose of the Russians.

Green phones

Deconstruction Yard!

North phone

Sunbeam Grasshopper - it's Sunbeam. The Zaibatsu are building Shopping Malls on Holy Krishna land. Pay a visit to their Construction Yard and end the destruction.

Sunbeam They locked the Construction Yard Gateway, Grasshopper, and now only Leo The Locksmith can open it. You should find him doing a job on the Water Towers.

Leo the Locksmith I ain't helpin' no friend of Sunbeam. I'm busy!

Leo the Locksmith Jesus, I can't seem to hit the Goddamn Generator!

Leo the Locksmith I can cut you a deal if you destroy this filthy Generator.

Leo the Locksmith You destroyed the Generator, shorty! Okay, show me this Gateway.

Leo the Locksmith Stand back, shorty, while I open this Gateway. See ya! Mind the Krishna don't turn your brain to mush.

Sunbeam Get into the Construction Yard and kill the Zaibatsu Construction Manager.

Zaibatsu Construction Manager It's a Krishna invasion! GUARDS! GUARDS!

Sunbeam We will chant for you, Grasshopper. Destroy a polluting Zaibatsu Truck.

Zaibatsu It doesn't look good for you, Krishna!

Sunbeam Well done, Grasshopper, you halted construction! Your reward is $40,000. Join us in song - we have temples to build!

Cop Car Scrap!

South phone

Sunbeam Ah, Grasshopper, it's Sunbeam. The Krishna program of automotive clearance has been halted by the Cops. Steal me a Cop Car so we can resume our work!

Sunbeam Move swiftly, Grasshopper, and deliver the Cop Car to the Cranes!

Sunbeam The Crane will pick up the Cop Car - once you get out!

Sunbeam Good work, Grasshopper. Let us crush a few more Cop Cars to drive the message home.

Sunbeam Praise you, Grasshopper. Crush one more Cop Car and the Krishna will shower you with love.

Sunbeam Joy to you, Grasshopper! Here's $40,000. We will enjoy a full-on naked Krishna festival in your honor. Keep in touch.

Yellow phones

Cossack Conversion!

West phone

Sunbeam Grasshopper! Sunbeam here. We need to convert strong Russian Workers. Steal a Truck from Lubyanka Warehouses and head for Mad Island Docks. Beware - the guards are vicious.

Sunbeam Drive to Mad Island Docks and collect Russian Workers for conversion.

Sunbeam Sound your horn to call the Workers to the Truck. Be calm, Grasshopper - the Unconverted are coming! We are expecting FOUR groups, Grasshopper. Be sure you have them all!

Sunbeam Come immediately to the Conversion House, beside Krishna Krushers.

Sunbeam Thanks to you, Grasshopper, the Russian Workers are saved! Have $60,000 with our love.

Sunbeam Contract!

East phone

Sunbeam Grasshopper, it is Sunbeam. I have a wonderful opportunity for you. Meet my loyal Krishna helpers and I will tell you more.

Sunbeam The Russian Kovski have put out a contract on the Grand Master. Seek out and destroy the Russian Assassins!

Sunbeam You are in Russian territory, Grasshopper. Kill some Russians to draw out the Assassins.

Sunbeam Good work, Grasshopper. Now you have Russian Assassins on your tail.

Sunbeam Praise you, Grasshopper! But there are still more Russian Assassins in the woodwork. Kill some more Russians to draw them out!

Sunbeam You caused some trouble, Grasshopper. Now a second wave of Russian Killers are on to you.

Sunbeam More Russian Killers dead! Thank you, Grasshopper. But there are STILL more Russian Assassins at large! You better kill more Russians to attract attention.

Sunbeam You caused a riot, Grasshopper. Now top Russian Hitmen have a target on you.

Sunbeam With the Grand Master safe we have many nubile young converts awaiting your attention, Grasshopper. In the meantime, have $60,000.

Conversion Evasion!

Previous phone

Sunbeam Grasshopper! Sunbeam here. Loyal Krishna are being held as Zaibatsu Guinea Pigs. You must save them before Deconversion Drugs have their effect!

Sunbeam Meditate, Grasshopper - the Z-Lab Complex is heavily guarded!

Sunbeam Impressive, Grasshopper! You annihilated a Tank!

Sunbeam Another Tank disabled! Krishna is smiling, Grasshopper.

Sunbeam Praise you, Grasshopper, the defenses are destroyed! Now help the Krishna to escape.

Zaibatsu Never send a Tank to do a man's work!

Zaibatsu You are one tough bitch! Well BLESS THIS!

Sunbeam They are deeply feeble, Grasshopper! Get a Krishna Karma Bus!

Sunbeam Be calm, Grasshopper, and let them all board the Karma Bus! Champion, Grasshopper! Now bring my Krishna to the Vedic Temple.

Krishna Our savior! Take us, please, to the Vedic Temple!

Sunbeam The Vedic Temple is teeming with converted brothers and sisters! For your hard work we give you $60,000. Why not stay and chant, Grasshopper? Hari Hari Hari Ha...

Red phone

Rooftop Rescue!

Sunbeam Ah, Grasshopper - Sunbeam here. My Faithful Krishna are captive at the Zaibatsu Power Plant. Free them and Krishna will smile upon you.

Sunbeam My Faithful are held inside this Containment Block. Destroy the THREE Generators above to gain entry.

Sunbeam Joyful, Grasshopper, you decommissioned a Generator!

Sunbeam Praise you, Grasshopper - only one Generator to destroy!

Sunbeam You do well, young Grasshopper. Follow my Faithful free and protect them from harm.

Faithful Follow us, Grasshopper! We know where to find transportation.

Faithful Now that we have found transport, Grasshopper, you must lead us to the Safehouse. Use the other Limousine - we will follow.

Faithful It seems that our path is blocked by danger, Grasshopper. Only you can clear a way!

Faithful The Z-Guards have perished! Joy to the Grasshopper!

Faithful The way is clear, Grasshopper! Now you are free to take the other Limousine so we can follow you to the Safehouse.

Sunbeam Ah, relief! My Faithful Krishna and my Limousines are safe! At this moment I have much love for you, Grasshopper. The Vedic Temple is humming with a Grasshopper Chant. We will work again, young one. Here's $80,000 - and may Krishna protect you.

Power Station!

Sunbeam Grasshopper, it is Sunbeam. I have a wonderful opportunity for you. Meet my loyal Krishna helpers and I will tell you more.

Sunbeam The Kovski Power Station runs on old tires and reactor cores and is polluting our city. It must be destroyed. Pay them a visit!

Sunbeam By placing FOUR bombs in special positions we can destroy the choking Kovski Power Station...

Sunbeam Fantastic, Grasshopper! Now plant a bomb where the dead guard was standing. Keep moving, Grasshopper! You still have three bombs to plant.

Sunbeam Two bombs to go, Grasshopper!

Sunbeam These stupid Russian guards are no match for you, Grasshopper!

Sunbeam Three bombs planted! You make this job look easy, Grasshopper.

Sunbeam You are too much for these stupid Russian guards, Grasshopper!

Sunbeam Drop the bomb where the guard was standing - then get out of there!

Sunbeam All bombs are in position, Grasshopper. Now move to higher ground to watch the Kovski Power Station breathe its final, fetid breath!

Sunbeam I trust you will enjoy watching the results of your labor, Grasshopper.

Sunbeam That was a show to remember, Grasshopper! You more than deserve this $80,000.

All Krishna Jobs Done!

Sunbeam Well done, Grasshopper! You have completed ALL the Krishna jobs!