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Once Edd has reappeared on the screen, you shall have to start walking to the left, throw a custard pie at a green blob to stun him, jump onto a platform and the first step of a three-step staircase in turn, jump up to the second step of the staircase, drop down to the third step of the staircase (when a bat is moving to the left), and collect an icon of Edd's head for an extra life; you shall then have to jump up to three more platforms in turn (the sixth of which is moving) and collect a custard pie for three more. You shall now have to jump onto a seventh platform (which is, again, moving), a conveyor belt and two more platforms (the eighth one is, once again, moving) in turn, drop down to a tenth platform, throw another custard pie at an oversized walking cowboy hat to stun him, jump over two pairs of teleporters, fall down to two more platforms and the first and second steps of another three-step staircase in turn, throw a third custard pie at another bat to stun him, drop down to the third step of the staircase, jump over a third pair of teleporters and onto a sixteenth platform (which is yet again moving) and the first step of a third three-step staircase in turn, throw a fourth custard pie at another green blob to stun him, drop down onto the second and third steps of the staircase in turn, and jump onto a fourth pair of teleporters - and once Edd has rematerialized, you will have to jump onto a fifth pair of teleporters. Once Edd has rematerialized again, you'll have to drop down to seven more platforms in turn, jump onto the first step of a fourth three-step staircase, drop down to the second and third steps of the staircase in turn, throw two more custard pies at two more bats to stun them, jump over a springy railway wagon (mine cart) moving back and forth, jump onto two barrels, up to five more platforms, and a sixth pair of teleporters in turn; once Edd has rematerialized once again, he will be in the room of the game's final boss (an enormous white-gloved hand, which is a reference to Wilson the Butler, who had been on The Broom Cupboard for a full year, before becoming Edd's arch-enemy after he had joined it in 1989, but this game was released in his final year on the strand!), which attacks by lifting itself into the air, and coming down on top of Edd when he is directly under it. Once you have thrown twenty custard pies at the hand to defeat it (if you have less than twenty pies, or miss it too many times during the fight, you are doomed to fail) it will explode into four pieces which will fall off the bottom of the screen and a treasure chest (with a W on it) will fall down from the top of the screen and open up to reveal its contents - and the following (for the final time, spelling-mistake-filled) text will then appear on the screen:

YER'VE DONE IT! SURE WAS A MIGHTY FINE
PIECE OF SHOOTING THERE EDD. WHY AH
RECKON YER THE ROOTENEST TOOTENEST
CUSTERD PIE SLINGER THERE'S EVER BIN.
AH TEK MAH HAT OFF TO YOU! NOW IT'S
ON TO ADVENTURES NEW!