Billy Bob Bean
This here's the Rednecks, boy! You might be lookin' at some of us now - the fine-lookin' folk with gorgeous red hair. You want our respect? You waste some of them smart-ass Scientists! |
Green phones[edit]
Double-Cross Crush![edit]
North phone
Billy Bob Bean
Hey, Rooster! Billy Bob Bean here. I'm real pissed with the Zaibatsu and SRS troublin' us so I want you to make 'em trouble each other. Go steal a Zaibatsu Z-Type. |
Billy Bob Bean
Right on! Drive over to the SRS area and start killin' Scientists! |
Billy Bob Bean
Time fer killin', Rooster! Run down 50 Scientists with the Zaibatsu Z-Type. |
Billy Bob Bean
You did it, Rooster! Now steal an SRS Meteor and drive into Zaibatsu Village. |
Billy Bob Bean
Get on down to Zaibatsu Village and start killin' Zaibatsu! |
Billy Bob Bean
Kill 50 of them there Zaibatsu with your SRS Meteor, Rooster! |
Billy Bob Bean
Yee-ha! We got Zaibatsu killin' Scientists and Scientists killin' Zaibatsu... You sure are The Man, Rooster! Have $30,000 fer yer fine work. |
Blow Job![edit]
South phone
Billy Bob Bean
Hey, Rooster, it's Billy Bob Bean. Montana has wired some new explosives to the ass of a Pickup and I want you to collect it. |
Billy Bob Bean
Fat Boy Jim has hauled his crusty ass out bowling. Park the rigged Pickup by his Trailer and we can test the explosives. |
Billy Bob Bean
Arm the explosives with your trigger finger, Rooster, but don't hang around. |
Billy Bob Bean
Well looky here, Rooster. Fat Boy Jim was home all along! |
Billy Bob Bean
This is makin' progress, Rooster. Montana has another Pickup rigged to do some damage. Go 'n' get it. |
Billy Bob Bean
The Zaibatsu have barricaded the key access point to their territory. Gettin' rid o' the barricade could be helpful in the future. |
Billy Bob Bean
Arm the explosives with your trigger finger, Rooster! |
Billy Bob Bean
Yee-ha! Them Zaibatsu don't know what hit 'em! Here's $30,000. Keep this up and you could end up one of the Good Ol' Boys. An' there's always plenty work for them, Rooster. |
Yellow phones[edit]
Benson Burner![edit]
North phone
Billy Bob Bean
Hey, Rooster! Billy Bob Bean here. The Cop Chief is expecting a shiny new Benson but he's been givin' me shit so I want to surprise him. So steal me a Benson! |
Billy Bob Bean
Montana's got the explosives ready at the Trailer Park but he needs $5,000. Now you kill for cash if you need to, Rooster! |
Billy Bob Bean
Praise The Lord, Rooster! Take this here Benson to Buckwheat's Crane and await the SIGN! |
Billy Bob Bean
Dwight T has a trailer. Find a Truck Cab, Rooster, and we got ourselves transportation fer the Benson. |
Billy Bob Bean
That's what I call a Truck Cab, Rooster. Now go get Dwight T's Trailer. |
Billy Bob Bean
Drive the Trailer over to Buckwheat's Crane, Rooster, and get that there Benson loaded! |
Billy Bob Bean
Park the Trailer and let Buckwheat dump his load. |
Billy Bob Bean
Deliver this Benson safe, Rooster, and I might just give you a shot at ma' Mary-Joe Bean. |
Billy Bob Bean
Leave the Trailer near the Cop Crane! |
Billy Bob Bean
Let's see Montana's fireworks roast this Pig! Squeal, little piggy! |
Cop Chief
Oh, baby! My new Benson! Rolling hills here we come! Here's $50,000. |
Greatest Hits![edit]
South phone
Billy Bob Bean
Hey, Rooster, it's Billy Bob Bean. I fancy killin' myself some Zaibatsu Hitmen but they found out and I'm a little slow on the draw. Can you start assassinatin' 'em fer me? |
Billy Bob Bean
You got one, Rooster! Shoot, we got seven more comin'! |
Billy Bob Bean
Hell, it's Hitman Season! Six to go! |
Billy Bob Bean
What an UGLY son-of-a-bitch! Five to kill, Rooster! |
Billy Bob Bean
You chewin' special jerky, Rooster? I make it four more to kill! |
Billy Bob Bean
Hot damn, you are FAST! Three Zaibatsu Killers to go! |
Billy Bob Bean
They are outta my league, Rooster! Two Assassins remainin'! |
Billy Bob Bean
C'mon, Rooster - one killer to kill! |
Billy Bob Bean
Jesus H Christ, Rooster! I seen some dumb-ass shit in my time but that beats all! |
Billy Bob Bean
Hey! Zaibatsu Mercenary Flambo Cortez is in town! He's at the Grand Central Train Station Car Park and guarded well - but I KNOW you can handle him and his pussies. |
Flambo Cortez
Ha! I am Flambo Cortez and my mercenary machine is special Z-Construction! |
Billy Bob Bean
This Flambo has some fancy protected vehicle, Rooster. You rig up a Car Bomb and park it beside him, just for fun. |
Billy Bob Bean
You sure showed those soapy Zaibatsu who's boss! Here's $50,000. |
Tanks-Giving![edit]
Previous phone
Billy Bob Bean
Hey, Rooster, it's Billy Bob. I want to surprise Jungle Montana with a Tank fer his birthday. How about you drivin' over to the Army Base and stealin' me one? |
Billy Bob Bean
They guard that Army Base real well, Rooster. You get what I mean! |
Billy Bob Bean
Get your butt out of there quick, boy, and head for the Mobile RV - pronto! |
Billy Bob Bean
That's fine work, Rooster. You take this $50,000 and you give me a call real soon, y' hear? There's always plenty work for the likes of you at Mobile RV. |
Red phone[edit]
Gang Car Bang![edit]
Billy Bob Bean
Rooster! Billy Bob here! Me an' the boys are lookin' fer fun down SRS way. You bein' a Good Ol' Boy an' all you wanna join in the fun? First to destroy five Meteors is The King! |
Billy Bob Bean
Here we are, Rooster! Start bustin' up them Meteors! |
Billy Bob Bean
You sure got a taste for it, Rooster! C'mon, let's do the Zaibatsu. Head over to The Village. Yee-ha! |
Billy Bob Bean
Look at them pretty Z-Types! First one to FIVE is The King. |
Billy Bob Bean
We sure are BUZZIN' from the fun, son! Here - here's a $70,000 bonus. C'mon, Rooster, it's King Karaoke at RV and YOU are up first! |
Penal Ties![edit]
Liquor-Man
I heard you got some Beany Liquor for me? |
Going Down!
Prison
Billy Bob Bean
Not bad, son, you made it inside. Now locate The Hump - he's got your instructions. |
The Hump
You made it! Hot DAMN! Take this here Emergency Keycard and get a Uniform and a S-Uzi Machine Gun from the Guard Room. |
Billy Bob Bean
The Prisoners will start riotin' when you start shootin'. When the riot starts you kill all the guards. |
Guard
SHIT! We got a RIOT on our hands! |
Billy Bob Bean
Hey, Rooster, the gates are open! Hot DAMN - the bridge is still up! You are gonna have to use a vehicle to cross that there gap. |
Billy Bob Bean
The Cops are lookin' for you, Rooster. Get over to Disgracelands and change clothes. |
Billy Bob Bean
Yee-ha! Them butt-slappin', shit-suckin' Guards are face down for the last time. Rooster, you really are a trouble-maker extraordinaire! Here - you take this $70,000. |
Redneck Gang Complete![edit]
Billy Bob Bean
Jesus H Christ, Rooster! You've passed all of the Redneck jobs. |