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Billy Bob Bean This here's the Rednecks, boy! You might be lookin' at some of us now - the fine-lookin' folk with gorgeous red hair. You want our respect? You waste some of them smart-ass Scientists! |
Green phones[edit]
DOUBLE-CROSS CRUSH![edit]
North phone
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Billy Bob Bean Hey, Rooster! Billy Bob Bean here. I'm real pissed with the Zaibatsu and SRS troublin' us so I want you to make 'em trouble each other. Go steal a Zaibatsu Z-Type. |
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Billy Bob Bean Right on! Drive over to the SRS area and start killin' Scientists! |
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Billy Bob Bean Time fer killin', Rooster! Run down 50 Scientists with the Zaibatsu Z-Type. |
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Billy Bob Bean You did it, Rooster! Now steal an SRS Meteor and drive into Zaibatsu Village. |
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Billy Bob Bean Get on down to Zaibatsu Village and start killin' Zaibatsu! |
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Billy Bob Bean Kill 50 of them there Zaibatsu with your SRS Meteor, Rooster! |
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Billy Bob Bean Yee-ha! We got Zaibatsu killin' Scientists and Scientists killin' Zaibatsu... You sure are The Man, Rooster! Have $30,000 fer yer fine work. |
BLOW JOB![edit]
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Billy Bob Bean Hey, Rooster, it's Billy Bob Bean. Montana has wired some new explosives to the ass of a Pickup and I want you to collect it. |
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Billy Bob Bean Fat Boy Jim has hauled his crusty ass out bowling. Park the rigged Pickup by his Trailer and we can test the explosives. |
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Billy Bob Bean Arm the explosives with your trigger finger, Rooster, but don't hang around. |
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Billy Bob Bean Well looky here, Rooster. Fat Boy Jim was home all along! |
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Billy Bob Bean This is makin' progress, Rooster. Montana has another Pickup rigged to do some damage. Go 'n' get it. |
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Billy Bob Bean The Zaibatsu have barricaded the key access point to their territory. Gettin' rid o' the barricade could be helpful in the future. |
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Billy Bob Bean Arm the explosives with your trigger finger, Rooster! |
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Billy Bob Bean Yee-ha! Them Zaibatsu don't know what hit 'em! Here's $30,000. Keep this up and you could end up one of the Good Ol' Boys. An' there's always plenty work for them, Rooster. |
Yellow phones[edit]
BENSON BURNER![edit]
North phone
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Billy Bob Bean Hey, Rooster! Billy Bob Bean here. The Cop Chief is expecting a shiny new Benson but he's been givin' me shit so I want to surprise him. So steal me a Benson! |
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Billy Bob Bean Montana's got the explosives ready at the Trailer Park but he needs $5,000. Now you kill for cash if you need to, Rooster! |
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Billy Bob Bean Praise The Lord, Rooster! Take this here Benson to Buckwheat's Crane and await the SIGN! |
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Billy Bob Bean Dwight T has a trailer. Find a Truck Cab, Rooster, and we got ourselves transportation fer the Benson. |
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Billy Bob Bean That's what I call a Truck Cab, Rooster. Now go get Dwight T's Trailer. |
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Billy Bob Bean Drive the Trailer over to Buckwheat's Crane, Rooster, and get that there Benson loaded! |
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Billy Bob Bean Park the Trailer and let Buckwheat dump his load. |
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Billy Bob Bean Deliver this Benson safe, Rooster, and I might just give you a shot at ma' Mary-Joe Bean. |
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Billy Bob Bean Leave the Trailer near the Cop Crane! |
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Billy Bob Bean Let's see Montana's fireworks roast this Pig! Squeal, little piggy! |
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Cop Chief Oh, baby! My new Benson! Rolling hills here we come! Here's $50,000. |
GREATEST HITS![edit]
South phone
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Billy Bob Bean Hey, Rooster, it's Billy Bob Bean. I fancy killin' myself some Zaibatsu Hitmen but they found out and I'm a little slow on the draw. Can you start assassinatin' 'em fer me? |
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Billy Bob Bean You got one, Rooster! Shoot, we got seven more comin'! |
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Billy Bob Bean Hell, it's Hitman Season! Six to go! |
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Billy Bob Bean What an UGLY son-of-a-bitch! Five to kill, Rooster! |
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Billy Bob Bean You chewin' special jerky, Rooster? I make it four more to kill! |
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Billy Bob Bean Hot damn, you are FAST! Three Zaibatsu Killers to go! |
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Billy Bob Bean They are outta my league, Rooster! Two Assassins remainin'! |
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Billy Bob Bean C'mon, Rooster - one killer to kill! |
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Billy Bob Bean Jesus H Christ, Rooster! I seen some dumb-ass shit in my time but that beats all! |
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Billy Bob Bean Hey! Zaibatsu Mercenary Flambo Cortez is in town! He's at the Grand Central Train Station Car Park and guarded well - but I KNOW you can handle him and his pussies. |
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Flambo Cortez Ha! I am Flambo Cortez and my mercenary machine is special Z-Construction! |
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Billy Bob Bean This Flambo has some fancy protected vehicle, Rooster. You rig up a Car Bomb and park it beside him, just for fun. |
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Billy Bob Bean You sure showed those soapy Zaibatsu who's boss! Here's $50,000. |
TANKS-GIVING![edit]
Previous phone
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Billy Bob Bean Hey, Rooster, it's Billy Bob. I want to surprise Jungle Montana with a Tank fer his birthday. How about you drivin' over to the Army Base and stealin' me one? |
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Billy Bob Bean They guard that Army Base real well, Rooster. You get what I mean! |
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Billy Bob Bean Get your butt out of there quick, boy, and head for the Mobile RV - pronto! |
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Billy Bob Bean That's fine work, Rooster. You take this $50,000 and you give me a call real soon, y' hear? There's always plenty work for the likes of you at Mobile RV. |
Red phone[edit]
GANG CAR BANG![edit]
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Billy Bob Bean Rooster! Billy Bob here! Me an' the boys are lookin' fer fun down SRS way. You bein' a Good Ol' Boy an' all you wanna join in the fun? First to destroy five Meteors is The King! |
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Billy Bob Bean Here we are, Rooster! Start bustin' up them Meteors! |
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Billy Bob Bean You sure got a taste for it, Rooster! C'mon, let's do the Zaibatsu. Head over to The Village. Yee-ha! |
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Billy Bob Bean Look at them pretty Z-Types! First one to FIVE is The King. |
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Billy Bob Bean We sure are BUZZIN' from the fun, son! Here - here's a $70,000 bonus. C'mon, Rooster, it's King Karaoke at RV and YOU are up first! |
PENAL TIES![edit]
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Liqour-Man I heard you got some Beany Liquor for me? |
Going Down!
Prison
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Billy Bob Bean Not bad, son, you made it inside. Now locate The Hump - he's got your instructions. |
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The Hump You made it! Hot DAMN! Take this here Emergency Keycard and get a Uniform and a S-Uzi Machine Gun from the Guard Room. |
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Billy Bob Bean The Prisoners will start riotin' when you start shootin'. When the riot starts you kill all the guards. |
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Guard SHIT! We got a RIOT on our hands! |
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Billy Bob Bean Hey, Rooster, the gates are open! Hot DAMN - the bridge is still up! You are gonna have to use a vehicle to cross that there gap. |
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Billy Bob Bean The Cops are lookin' for you, Rooster. Get over to Disgracelands and change clothes. |
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Billy Bob Bean Yee-ha! Them butt-slappin', shit-suckin' Guards are face down for the last time. Rooster, you really are a trouble-maker extraordinaire! Here - you take this $70,000. |
REDNECK GANG COMPLETE![edit]
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Billy Bob Bean Jesus H Christ, Rooster! You've passed all of the Redneck jobs. |