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Billy Bob Bean Billy Bob Bean
This here's the Rednecks, boy! You might be lookin' at some of us now - the fine-lookin' folk with gorgeous red hair.

You want our respect? You waste some of them smart-ass Scientists!

Green phones[edit]

DOUBLE-CROSS CRUSH![edit]

North phone

Billy Bob Bean Billy Bob Bean
Hey, Rooster! Billy Bob Bean here. I'm real pissed with the Zaibatsu and SRS troublin' us so I want you to make 'em trouble each other. Go steal a Zaibatsu Z-Type.
Billy Bob Bean Billy Bob Bean
Right on! Drive over to the SRS area and start killin' Scientists!
Billy Bob Bean Billy Bob Bean
Time fer killin', Rooster! Run down 50 Scientists with the Zaibatsu Z-Type.
Billy Bob Bean Billy Bob Bean
You did it, Rooster! Now steal an SRS Meteor and drive into Zaibatsu Village.
Billy Bob Bean Billy Bob Bean
Get on down to Zaibatsu Village and start killin' Zaibatsu!
Billy Bob Bean Billy Bob Bean
Kill 50 of them there Zaibatsu with your SRS Meteor, Rooster!
Billy Bob Bean Billy Bob Bean
Yee-ha! We got Zaibatsu killin' Scientists and Scientists killin' Zaibatsu... You sure are The Man, Rooster! Have $30,000 fer yer fine work.

BLOW JOB![edit]

South phone

Billy Bob Bean Billy Bob Bean
Hey, Rooster, it's Billy Bob Bean. Montana has wired some new explosives to the ass of a Pickup and I want you to collect it.
Billy Bob Bean Billy Bob Bean
Fat Boy Jim has hauled his crusty ass out bowling. Park the rigged Pickup by his Trailer and we can test the explosives.
Billy Bob Bean Billy Bob Bean
Arm the explosives with your trigger finger, Rooster, but don't hang around.
Billy Bob Bean Billy Bob Bean
Well looky here, Rooster. Fat Boy Jim was home all along!
Billy Bob Bean Billy Bob Bean
This is makin' progress, Rooster. Montana has another Pickup rigged to do some damage. Go 'n' get it.
Billy Bob Bean Billy Bob Bean
The Zaibatsu have barricaded the key access point to their territory. Gettin' rid o' the barricade could be helpful in the future.
Billy Bob Bean Billy Bob Bean
Arm the explosives with your trigger finger, Rooster!
Billy Bob Bean Billy Bob Bean
Yee-ha! Them Zaibatsu don't know what hit 'em! Here's $30,000. Keep this up and you could end up one of the Good Ol' Boys. An' there's always plenty work for them, Rooster.

Yellow phones[edit]

BENSON BURNER![edit]

North phone

Billy Bob Bean Billy Bob Bean
Hey, Rooster! Billy Bob Bean here. The Cop Chief is expecting a shiny new Benson but he's been givin' me shit so I want to surprise him. So steal me a Benson!
Billy Bob Bean Billy Bob Bean
Montana's got the explosives ready at the Trailer Park but he needs $5,000. Now you kill for cash if you need to, Rooster!
Billy Bob Bean Billy Bob Bean
Praise The Lord, Rooster! Take this here Benson to Buckwheat's Crane and await the SIGN!
Billy Bob Bean Billy Bob Bean
Dwight T has a trailer. Find a Truck Cab, Rooster, and we got ourselves transportation fer the Benson.
Billy Bob Bean Billy Bob Bean
That's what I call a Truck Cab, Rooster. Now go get Dwight T's Trailer.
Billy Bob Bean Billy Bob Bean
Drive the Trailer over to Buckwheat's Crane, Rooster, and get that there Benson loaded!
Billy Bob Bean Billy Bob Bean
Park the Trailer and let Buckwheat dump his load.
Billy Bob Bean Billy Bob Bean
Deliver this Benson safe, Rooster, and I might just give you a shot at ma' Mary-Joe Bean.
Billy Bob Bean Billy Bob Bean
Leave the Trailer near the Cop Crane!
Billy Bob Bean Billy Bob Bean
Let's see Montana's fireworks roast this Pig! Squeal, little piggy!
Cop Chief Cop Chief
Oh, baby! My new Benson! Rolling hills here we come! Here's $50,000.

GREATEST HITS![edit]

South phone

Billy Bob Bean Billy Bob Bean
Hey, Rooster, it's Billy Bob Bean. I fancy killin' myself some Zaibatsu Hitmen but they found out and I'm a little slow on the draw. Can you start assassinatin' 'em fer me?
Billy Bob Bean Billy Bob Bean
You got one, Rooster! Shoot, we got seven more comin'!
Billy Bob Bean Billy Bob Bean
Hell, it's Hitman Season! Six to go!
Billy Bob Bean Billy Bob Bean
What an UGLY son-of-a-bitch! Five to kill, Rooster!
Billy Bob Bean Billy Bob Bean
You chewin' special jerky, Rooster? I make it four more to kill!
Billy Bob Bean Billy Bob Bean
Hot damn, you are FAST! Three Zaibatsu Killers to go!
Billy Bob Bean Billy Bob Bean
They are outta my league, Rooster! Two Assassins remainin'!
Billy Bob Bean Billy Bob Bean
C'mon, Rooster - one killer to kill!
Billy Bob Bean Billy Bob Bean
Jesus H Christ, Rooster! I seen some dumb-ass shit in my time but that beats all!
Billy Bob Bean Billy Bob Bean
Hey! Zaibatsu Mercenary Flambo Cortez is in town! He's at the Grand Central Train Station Car Park and guarded well - but I KNOW you can handle him and his pussies.
Flambo Cortez Flambo Cortez
Ha! I am Flambo Cortez and my mercenary machine is special Z-Construction!
Billy Bob Bean Billy Bob Bean
This Flambo has some fancy protected vehicle, Rooster. You rig up a Car Bomb and park it beside him, just for fun.
Billy Bob Bean Billy Bob Bean
You sure showed those soapy Zaibatsu who's boss! Here's $50,000.

TANKS-GIVING![edit]

Previous phone

Billy Bob Bean Billy Bob Bean
Hey, Rooster, it's Billy Bob. I want to surprise Jungle Montana with a Tank fer his birthday. How about you drivin' over to the Army Base and stealin' me one?
Billy Bob Bean Billy Bob Bean
They guard that Army Base real well, Rooster. You get what I mean!
Billy Bob Bean Billy Bob Bean
Get your butt out of there quick, boy, and head for the Mobile RV - pronto!
Billy Bob Bean Billy Bob Bean
That's fine work, Rooster. You take this $50,000 and you give me a call real soon, y' hear? There's always plenty work for the likes of you at Mobile RV.

Red phone[edit]

GANG CAR BANG![edit]

Billy Bob Bean Billy Bob Bean
Rooster! Billy Bob here! Me an' the boys are lookin' fer fun down SRS way. You bein' a Good Ol' Boy an' all you wanna join in the fun? First to destroy five Meteors is The King!
Billy Bob Bean Billy Bob Bean
Here we are, Rooster! Start bustin' up them Meteors!
Billy Bob Bean Billy Bob Bean
You sure got a taste for it, Rooster! C'mon, let's do the Zaibatsu. Head over to The Village. Yee-ha!
Billy Bob Bean Billy Bob Bean
Look at them pretty Z-Types! First one to FIVE is The King.
Billy Bob Bean Billy Bob Bean
We sure are BUZZIN' from the fun, son! Here - here's a $70,000 bonus. C'mon, Rooster, it's King Karaoke at RV and YOU are up first!

PENAL TIES![edit]

Billy Bob Bean Billy Bob Bean
Hey, Rooster, it's Billy Bob. I had me some bad times with the Alma Mater Prison Guards some years ago and now it's time for payback. Only first we gotta get you inside...

You want to get inside Alma Mater, boy, you need to get arrested. The Cops have to think you are sellin' Beany Liquor.

Meet our Liquor-Man outside the Strip Club and the Cops will soon find you. We will make contact inside Alma Mater.

Liqour-Man Liqour-Man
I heard you got some Beany Liquor for me?

Going Down!

Prison

Billy Bob Bean Billy Bob Bean
Not bad, son, you made it inside. Now locate The Hump - he's got your instructions.
The Hump The Hump
You made it! Hot DAMN! Take this here Emergency Keycard and get a Uniform and a S-Uzi Machine Gun from the Guard Room.
Billy Bob Bean Billy Bob Bean
The Prisoners will start riotin' when you start shootin'. When the riot starts you kill all the guards.
Guard Guard
SHIT! We got a RIOT on our hands!
Billy Bob Bean Billy Bob Bean
Super shootin', Rooster. You need to use the Emergency Keycard on the locking mechanisms to blow open the prison gates.

The Emergency Keycard will overheat the locking mechanisms and the prison gates will open.

Billy Bob Bean Billy Bob Bean
Hey, Rooster, the gates are open! Hot DAMN - the bridge is still up! You are gonna have to use a vehicle to cross that there gap.
Billy Bob Bean Billy Bob Bean
The Cops are lookin' for you, Rooster. Get over to Disgracelands and change clothes.
Billy Bob Bean Billy Bob Bean
Yee-ha! Them butt-slappin', shit-suckin' Guards are face down for the last time. Rooster, you really are a trouble-maker extraordinaire! Here - you take this $70,000.

REDNECK GANG COMPLETE![edit]

Billy Bob Bean Billy Bob Bean
Jesus H Christ, Rooster! You've passed all of the Redneck jobs.