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GTA2 Character Trey Welsh.png Uno Carb

Welcome to the Zaibatsu!

The Zaibatsu hate the Krishna. Kill the Krishna to earn our respect!

Green phones[edit]

Grand Theft Auto![edit]

North phone

GTA2 Character Trey Welsh.png Uno Carb

Hey, Gecko, it's me, Uno Carb. If you fancy causing some trouble, try stealing the Jefferson down at Krishna Krushers.

GTA2 Character Trey Welsh.png Uno Carb

Success, Gecko! Now park the Jefferson at the Zaibatsu Power Cores.

GTA2 Character Trey Welsh.png Uno Carb

A Kovski Bulwark in the Russian area is waiting to make a drop. Smash and grab it, Gecko.

GTA2 Character Jerkov.png Kovski

You smashed my Bulwark! You die, Z-Boy!

GTA2 Character Trey Welsh.png Uno Carb

Impressive, Gecko. Deliver the Bulwark and its cargo to the Zaibatsu Power Cores.

GTA2 Character Trey Welsh.png Uno Carb

There is an unmarked car containing two fine bitches near Mad Island. It's next on the shopping list for you, Gecko!

GTA2 Character Trey Welsh.png Uno Carb

The car is on the island near the Docks, Gecko. The only available access is via these rooftops.

GTA2 Character Trey Welsh.png Uno Carb

Come to Daddy! Bring the car and the bitches to my Zaibatsu Power Core Safehouse.

GTA2 Character Trey Welsh.png Uno Carb

You are resourceful, Gecko, but the final vehicle will test your wits. The Cop Car I want is on a Trailer in Azeri Heights... So steal a Truck Cab!

GTA2 Character Trey Welsh.png Uno Carb

Hook up the Cop Car Trailer, Gecko.

Cool, Gecko! Head for the Zaibatsu Power Core Crane and deposit your cargo.

GTA2 Character Trey Welsh.png Uno Carb

Park the Cop Car, Gecko, and we will mix business with pleasure tonight!

You deserve some fun on my Credex Gold Card, Gecko. For now, here's $40,000. Keep in touch - skilled operators are difficult to find.

It Was an Accident![edit]

South phone

GTA2 Character Trey Welsh.png Uno Carb

Hey, Gecko, it's Uno Carb. I need you to neutralize THREE Key Operatives from rival outfits. First you need to collect a Special Package...

GTA2 Character Sunbeam.png Krishna

We are Krishna! You cannot enter here!

GTA2 Character Sunbeam.png Krishna

That device is UNSAFE!

GTA2 Character Trey Welsh.png Uno Carb

Excellent, Gecko, you have the Special Package. Be VERY careful - it is highly unstable.

Deliver the Special Package to Bilovski, the crazed Russian weapons pervert.

GTA2 Character Jerkov.png Bilovski

Holy cow! Give me The Weapon and I will give you the Zaibatsu Entry Codes in a few days!

HA HA! Now I kill Uno Carb and all his silly little boys!

GTA2 Character Jerkov.png Bilovski

It doesn't work! What is this SHIT?

My apologies, the trigger was stuck. Stand back!

GTA2 Character Trey Welsh.png Uno Carb

Success, Gecko! You need a Hot Dog Van to execute the second part of this job.

GTA2 Character Trey Welsh.png Uno Carb

Good, Gecko. Now meet another Z-Operative - he has lethal merchandise for you.

GTA2 Character Trey Welsh.png Z-Operative

Hi, I was told to meet you. You stay right there while I load up the hot dogs!

GTA2 Character Trey Welsh.png Uno Carb

The target will be waiting for your Hot Dog Van, Gecko. Note that these hot dogs are poisoned...

GTA2 Character Trey Welsh.png Target Two

Ah, I have been expecting you! One hot dog, please. So... Do you have information for me?

GTA2 Character Trey Welsh.png Uno Carb

Make sure Target Two dies, Gecko!

GTA2 Character Trey Welsh.png Target Two

These hot dogs taste... different. AARRGGHH! POISON!

GTA2 Character Trey Welsh.png Uno Carb

Very clean, Gecko. Now we have a Russian to dispose of... Meet your Z-Contact on the roof.

GTA2 Character Trey Welsh.png Z-Contact

I rigged a Kovski Limousine to be remote-controlled. Drive it into the Russian area.

The Kovski are looking for this Limousine - it was stolen only a few hours ago!

GTA2 Character Trey Welsh.png Uno Carb

The trap is set, Gecko. Lead the Russian Limousine into the Krishna quarter.

GTA2 Character Trey Welsh.png Uno Carb

Don't move the Limousine, Gecko. Instead watch a perfectly executed Zaibatsu trap...

Super, Gecko! The Krishna take the blame for the Russian deaths and all Key Operatives are eliminated. Here's $40,000. Detonate the Limousine - we no longer need it.

Yellow phones[edit]

Payback![edit]

West phone

GTA2 Character Trey Welsh.png Uno Carb

Hey, Gecko, it's Uno Carb. I'm selling LEGAL drugs on the black market for twice the price. If you want in on the deal, go meet Ziggy Pole.

GTA2 Character Jerkov.png Ziggy Pole

This is too obvious! Get a Kovski motor car and then we can do business.

GTA2 Character Jerkov.png Ziggy Pole

Bah. Tell Uno the Kovski want better play-drugs - like the new Mitsi.

GTA2 Character Trey Welsh.png Uno Carb

The next guy is fast moving up the Zaibatsu ranks. He should pose no problems, Gecko!

GTA2 Character Trey Welsh.png Zaibatsu

Hi, you must be Gecko. Want a Mitsi? No? Well you'd better get this cash back to Uno.

GTA2 Character Trey Welsh.png Uno Carb

Keep moving, Gecko. A high-ranking Kovski is the next dealer and he might prove difficult.

GTA2 Character Jerkov.png Kovski

I have no money for Zaibatsu punks! Tell Uno Carb to go screw himself!

GTA2 Character Trey Welsh.png Uno Carb

Kill the Kovski cash-dodger and his pathetic little gang, Gecko.

GTA2 Character Trey Welsh.png Uno Carb

The last dealer's a real loose cannon - so be cool, Gecko.

GTA2 Character Trey Welsh.png Dealer

Look, man, I'm being tailed. I can't talk. My mute handler will pass you the green.

GTA2 Character Trey Welsh.png Uno Carb

A successful job, Gecko. The Kovski scum annoy me but you dealt with them professionally.

GTA2 Character Trey Welsh.png Uno Carb

Excellent, Gecko, you got the money. Now zoom down to the Brown-Eye Sewage Works and steal a Kovski Truck by way of payment.

The Kovski Truck contains contraband reactor fuel that we could utilize. Steal the Truck to teach the Russians a lesson.

GTA2 Character Trey Welsh.png Uno Carb

The front door is secure. Find a way in around the back and then destroy the old Soviet Generators on the inside to open the entrance.

GTA2 Character Jerkov.png Russian

The Z-Man will soon be D-Man... D for Dead! HA HA HA!

GTA2 Character Trey Welsh.png Uno Carb

Excellent, the entrance is open. Bring the contraband Truck to me NOW, Gecko!

Drive careful to the Zaibatsu Safehouse. Remember - this Trailer is loaded, Gecko!

GTA2 Character Trey Welsh.png Uno Carb

You were Super Zaibatsu on this job, Gecko! Here's $20,000 on top of the $40,000 I owe you. Take a break - but keep in touch.

Lock-Out![edit]

East phone

GTA2 Character Trey Welsh.png Uno Carb

Gecko - it's Uno Carb. The Russians have taken a Truck full of Zaibatsu AI Brain Units. Steal the whole lot back from the Tedium Docks.

GTA2 Character Trey Welsh.png Uno Carb

As expected the entrance is locked, Gecko. Try the back door!

GTA2 Character Trey Welsh.png Uno Carb

My intelligence was poor - the back door is also locked. I will program Satchmo The Safecracker to meet you. Get moving!

GTA2 Character Guide.png Satchmo The Safecracker

Show me the lock, Z-Man, and let my fingers do their magic.

GTA2 Character Trey Welsh.png Satchmo The Safecracker

I hear a clock! Stand back in case the door's booby-trapped.

These fingers can do anything, sonny. No-one booby-traps Satchmo!

GTA2 Character Trey Welsh.png Satchmo The Safecracker

Ssh! I can hear a clock - and it's definitely getting louder!

Shit. The clock sto...

GTA2 Character Trey Welsh.png Uno Carb

Satchmo was getting old anyway. Now steal a Kovski Bulwark and try to enter using Zaibatsu stealth!

GTA2 Character Trey Welsh.png Uno Carb

Good initiative, Gecko. Drive to the door and deceive the foolish Kovski.

GTA2 Character Trey Welsh.png Uno Carb

Excellent, you are inside, Gecko. Now steal back my AI Brain Unit Truck.

GTA2 Character Trey Welsh.png Uno Carb

In the Truck at last, Gecko! Now get back to the Safehouse.

GTA2 Character Trey Welsh.png Uno Carb

The paranoid Kovski lock everything, Gecko! Take out the Generators above the door to make it open.

GTA2 Character Trey Welsh.png Uno Carb

One Generator down, Gecko. Now blow the second one!

GTA2 Character Trey Welsh.png Uno Carb

Great work, Gecko. The door should be open now so get in the Truck and DRIVE. Watch your back!

The door is OPEN! Get my AI Brain Units to the Safehouse - FAST!

GTA2 Character Jerkov.png Kovski

THE KOVSKI WILL HAVE REVENGE!

GTA2 Character Jerkov.png Kovski

I SCREW YOU, ZAIBATSU!

GTA2 Character Trey Welsh.png Uno Carb

Exemplary, Gecko. My Z-Operatives are all sporting shiny new AI Brain Units and the Zaibatsu are once again on top. Here's $60,000. Keep in touch.

Gang War![edit]

Previous phone

GTA2 Character Trey Welsh.png Uno Carb

Gecko - it's Uno Carb. Krishna conversion and Kovski black markets are crippling Zaibatsu enterprise. We need a gang war. You steal a Bulwark and I will give you a plan.

GTA2 Character Trey Welsh.png Uno Carb

Good. Now drive to the Krishna quarter and run down some little orange people.

GTA2 Character Trey Welsh.png Uno Carb

CRUSH THE KRISHNA!

GTA2 Character Trey Welsh.png Uno Carb

Excellent, Gecko! At least FIFTY Krishna nailed! Now steal a Krishna Bus and drive to the Russian area.

GTA2 Character Trey Welsh.png Uno Carb

You got the Krishna Bus, Gecko. Now make haste to the Russian area and execute FIFTY Kovski.

GTA2 Character Trey Welsh.png Uno Carb

DRIVE DOWN THE KOVSKI!

GTA2 Character Trey Welsh.png Uno Carb

Great work, Gecko! At least FIFTY Kovski dead and a full-blown gang war about to explode!

GTA2 Character Trey Welsh.png Uno Carb

Wonderful! The Krishna and Kovski are at each other's throats and Zaibatsu sales are through the roof. Your $60,000 is well deserved. We must work together again, Gecko.

Red phone[edit]

I'd Like a Tank Please, Bob![edit]

GTA2 Character Trey Welsh.png Uno Carb

Gecko - it's Uno Carb. The City Security Services are getting too big for their boots so we need to show them the Zaibatsu still mean business. Bring me a SWAT Van.

GTA2 Character Trey Welsh.png Uno Carb

Super, Gecko! Deliver the SWAT Van to my Garage!

GTA2 Character Trey Welsh.png Uno Carb

Next we need a Special Agent Car. Go, Gecko - GO!

GTA2 Character Trey Welsh.png Uno Carb

You have Zaibatsu style, Gecko. Deliver this vehicle to my Garage.

GTA2 Character Trey Welsh.png Uno Carb

Excellent. Gecko, you are the only Operative I know with the balls to steal a Tank. What are you waiting for?

GTA2 Character Trey Welsh.png Uno Carb

You have excelled yourself, Gecko. Park this Bad Boy in my Garage!

GTA2 Character Trey Welsh.png Uno Carb

That little demonstration of power has wiped the smug smiles from the faces of the Security Forces. Here's $80,000 for a job well done.

Army Base Alert![edit]

GTA2 Character Trey Welsh.png Uno Carb

Gecko - it's Uno Carb. The last Tank you stole was booby-trapped and destroyed my Garage. Steal me another Tank direct from the Army Base to cause maximum embarrassment.

The Army Base is heavily guarded. Use a little initiative to get in!

GTA2 Character Trey Welsh.png Uno Carb

Move fast, Gecko! Bring the Tank back to my Garage!

GTA2 Character Trey Welsh.png Uno Carb

The Army doesn't know what hit them, Gecko. You are a supreme performer! Here's $80,000. You should be working with me not for me!

All Zaibatsu Jobs Done![edit]

GTA2 Character Trey Welsh.png Uno Carb

Congratulations, Gecko! You have succeeded in completing ALL the Zaibatsu jobs!