Downstairs[edit]
Jump on the bed and grab the bird flying around and check the drawers in your room for goodies. In the next room, there's a frog on the floor and some BBs. Exit the bedroom and grab the dog wandering around. Do you see the little pedestal on the left side of the screen? Stand on top of it and jump to the right. On the next screen, there is a little shelf that you can reach if you jump correctly. Practice this a couple of times before going to the screen to the left of you room. When you think you can make the jump under pressure, inch your way into the screen on the far left. On the other side, you will find another hulk of a man, but this time, he means business! Run to the right and make the jump that you've been practicing. Hit the bucket near the top to topple him.
When he's gone, go back to where he was hanging out and search around to find a pizza and a puppy. Then go back to the shelves and use them to get over the tacks. Continue to find a cat on the ground and a pizza in the picture of a polar bear during a blizzard on the wall. In the next room, you will meet another steroid-raged maniac. Quickly jump onto the shelves, out of his reach. While the lizard walks ever so slowly up to you, walk back and forth on the shelf to make muscles move back and forth. If he stays still too long, he will stomp the ground and make it rain rocks. When you've got the lizard, jump to the right and into the next screen. Here, you will find a banana peel on the shelf which is just asking to be thrown onto the floor. Who knew such a simple thing could best such a guy?
Go to the right to find another frog creature jumping among tacks. Grab the jumper, then jump over the tacks and throw your animals carelessly down the laundry chute. When your hands are free again, jump back over the tacks and go through the door in the screen with a banana peel on the shelf. Through the door, you will find a jumping thing (frog?) and a pizza if you stand on the right plant and jump up. In the next room, you will find a lizard climbing the wall. Keep going and you'll find a baseball and a kitty cat. In the farthest part of this room, jump on the potted plants, then at the plants on the ceiling to find a pizza slice and a chameleon thing. From here, go back and deposit your things in the chute.
Go to the right to find a dog and a baseball in the cage. Go through the door to find two cats and a pizza in the picture. Jump on the crib and check the ornamental thing to find a pizza slice, then go back to the hall. In the next screen, there's a cat on top of the scratching post and a whole pizza in one of the center mirrors. In the next room is another evil-doer. Catch his eye, then run back to the previous screen and jump on the small, then medium scratching post, then over the guy's head. Run to the right, into the next screen, and through the door. Check all the boxes in this screen and the ones to the left and right to find several pets and slices of pizza.
As you leave the room, the villain will most likely be right on your tail. Run to the right, opening the pet carrier and the socket under the stairs to grab a cat and a baseball on the run. Alternatively, you can shoot the guy with the BB Gun 4 times to get rid of him for good. Run up the stairs to find a slingshot. If you really need a laundry chute, run to the left until you find one next to an open cage. Don't worry, you won't run into any baddies before you get there.
Upstairs[edit]
In the next screen, you will find a pizza and a bird. Through the door, there are more boxes open them to find pets and goodies. When you've checked them all, go back out into the hallway. Continue left to find a frog and a whole pizza in one of the portraits. Farther left is a cat and a baseball inside a pet cage. Keep going to the left to find a door under a ladder. Go through the door to find two birds flying around and a pizza in one of the cages. Make sure to jump over the cars and go to the left. There's another bird flying here, but you will need to jump on the tables to get to it. When you've gotten it, run back to the right. Don't forget to jump over the cars! Go back to the hallway.
From here, go left, dropping off any pets you have in the laundry chute. Past the cars, you can find a slice of pizza stuck in the electrical outlet. Weird. Go through the door, but immediately sprint to the left. You seem to have caught a thug while he was having some alone time and now he's pissed. Jump on top of the tub where he can't hit you. Wait until he's standing there staring at you, then jump over his head and go back to the right. Run to the toilet, jump on the lid, then use it to launch up and land on the shelf. From the shelf, drop the paint can on the guy's head. Alternatively, you can just toss a baseball at the guy and grab a pet out of the trash can while he's doubled over. You'll probably take some damage, but hey, you probably would have anyway.
Back in the hall, go left to find a dog walking around (who left all these cages open?) and a pizza in the outlet. Go through the door here to a cat on the dresser and a pizza in the drawer. On the right side are two beds which you will have to use to reach the bird flying around. Head back to the hallway and go to the right. There's another steroid-infused baddie but, thankfully, a bunch of tacks separate you two. Unfortunately, he still had the ability to make it rain rocks. Run around avoiding the falling rocks until you can grab the lizard climbing the wall. When you've gotten him, jump on the shelf, then onto the next screen where you should (hopefully) land on another shelf. If you miss, you're just going to have to bite it and run across the tacks (away from the baddie). The next screen has a bird and a pizza if you know where to look. The next screen is the end of the hallway. Jump off the ladder into the picture to get a whole pizza, then climb up into the attic.
This time, there are bats to watch out for. The first bats won't bother you if you don't bother them, so grab the cat on the floor and the pizza slice in the light and move onward. For the next part, stand between the two descending bats and jump up at the right time to grab the bird. Then open the chest and take the baseball. The next screen is even harder. There's a baseball in the first light, but it's not really worth getting. Instead, ignore it, jumping up the shelves, staying between the descending bats. Snatch the cat off the top shelf, then jump down and run into the next screen.
Here, wait for the frog to jump to you, then grab it before attempting to make the jump. The top ones really don't come down far enough to harm you, so you only need to pay attention to the ones on the bottom. Jump when they are on their way up and there's room enough under them for you to pass safely. Drop off the pets you have gained in the laundry chute, then proceed right. Grab the cat here and continue right. In this room, grab the cat and open the chest for a slingshot. Stay between the bats to avoid them and keep going right. The lizard crawling up the wall is about all you need to worry about here. Grab it while working your way up the stairway of planks. From the last plank, jump to the right to land on another plank in the final room of the attic. Hurdle yet another bat to land on a plank containing a cat. Grab it and exit the attic via the ladder at the bottom.
The Lower Level[edit]
Back in the hallway, run to the right until you get to the stairs, then go down. Hopefully, the landing is clear. If it isn't, then pull out your BB Gun and shoot him until he drops. Keep the BB Gun out, we're going to need it. Go to the right and immediately fire 4 rounds at a bad guy trying to take your frog. Check the pictures for a baseball, then go through the door. Take the cat here and open the table on the right to find a pizza. The next room contains another light room. Make sure to stay ducked so projectiles go over your head. Hit the middle three switches to make the guy throw a dog at you in his hurry to leave, then head back to the hallway.
Take out your BB Gun, as you will need it for a bit. Go right and shoot down the punk who thinks he can take you. Take the dog from the cage and a pizza from the picture and continue right. There's another punk thug here, so shoot him four times to take him out of the picture. Grab the lizard before it gets too high and go through the door. There's a cat on the bed and a BB Gun under the pillow. Go to the left to find another all star pitcher. Throw a couple of baseballs at him to show him what it's like. When he's gone, jump on the chair and jump forward. While you're in the air, open the drawer to land on it. From here, jump up and grab the cat. The room on the right requires the same thing, but adds a consequence for failure. When you've got both cats, go back into the hallway.
Go right, grab the slingshot, and go down the stairs (who knew this place was so big?). Keep your BB Gun out, because another punk thug is in the next screen. Use the pellets you found under the pillow to gun him down. Go into the bathroom to find two frogs: one in the sink and the other on the floor in the next room. There's also a slice of pizza if you check the mirrors. Stand on the toilet and propel yourself up and land on the sink next door. There's a bottle of aftershave here. Grab it and run out the door. Sprint left and take out as many punk thugs as you can get to. With any luck, you'll even get the guy in black. If not, you should at least get over the tacks.
Enter the room on the left side of the tacks and check the drawers to find a pizza. There's a cat on the table to the left and a frog in the screen beyond. At this point, you should be near your full load. Go back into the corridor and go right. Jump on each of the scratching posts to get over the tacks. Head to the right, jumping up at pictures to get slices of pizza until you get to the laundry chute. Drop off your pets, then head into the next door. You'll find a couple of birds you must jump on furniture to get. Throw two baseballs at the pitchers first, though. When you've gotten them all, go back to the hallway.
Run down the hall to the left until you get to the tacks (just after the two square pictures on the wall). Jump over the scratching posts to get to the other side. Once there, keep going past the door you've already scoured and into the next one. There's a couple of pets in here, one of which seems to be unreachable. Don't worry about it, going back to the hall and continuing to the left. Toss a baseball at the man in black and jump over his projectile. From here, you should need very few if any pets before the basement door opens. If you need more, continue to the left and scrounge around. Otherwise, let's head to the basement.
The Basement[edit]
What could possibly be worse than rats or ghosts? Well, you're about to find out. In the first screen, the things won't move, so just jump over them. The next couple of rooms, however, are a little more evil. Jump over the first two, then duck down to avoid the third which magically flies at your face. In the next room, duck as soon as you enter to see one of them just miss your head. For the next room, it's probably just easier if you take a hit, then cross while you're invincible. Not much of a strategy, but it works. As you clear this room, you encounter the final boss. Get ready to face down the Wet Bandits themselves.
First, Marv. There is a short dialogue before you are sent in to battle. Check the sink to find your BB Gun, then start shooting at him. Move around randomly to avoid his projectiles and just keep shooting him. If you run out of ammunition, check the sink again to find more. Eventually, he will go down. You'll be given a 1-Up, then immediately sent in to fight Harry.
Harry is a little more difficult. Unlike Marv, he won't stop coming after you. Use the chairs to jump up and over him when you have to. To win this battle, you will have to open the blue window as Harry runs under it. This will cue the guy with the shovel to open it and smack whatever's underneath. In this case, it will be Harry. Once Harry's defeated, you've won the game, right? Nope!
Enter the final boss, the Furnace! To fight the furnace, equip your enormously powerful water pistol. That's right. Avoid the furnace's projectiles, using the chairs as necessary, and fire a few squirts into the furnace every once in a while to shut it down. Compared to the Wet Bandit battles, this should be easy.