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Down | A true hero is skilled with both sword and magic! Watch this! |
Down | Aha! Your head -- no! What about -- no, no! Wait! Still too dangerous! |
Down | Ahh, still making the same mistakes, I see. Have you been drinking again? |
Down | At the moment that I thrust, move the left stick back and forth to stun me with a horizonal swing. |
Down | Are you leaving that giant head of yours undefended? |
Down | Aww, bored with life? Try walking through town in only your underwear and pretend to be an ogre. |
Down | Aww, you make this too easy when you move your feet that slow! |
Down | Damn you, you bastards! I will avenge General Hugh's death! ... Wait, who gave me this old script? |
Down | Ever heard of a riposte? If you know how your opponent is about to attack, you can deal a lot of damage by evading and counterattacking... although there's always the chance you may miss. Okay, ready now? I will attack you below the belt! |
Down) | Hahaha! Does your mother dress you? |
Down | Hahaha! You waddling duck! |
Down | Heh eh! Can you follow my fancy dance steps? |
Down | Hello silly, your shoes are untied! |
Down | Here's a tip. If you never want to lose a duel again, the answer's simple. Don't show up |
Down | Hey, wait! Weren't you going to attack me? Oh, I guess not! |
Down | Hmm ... Which one ... your stumpy legs, or your bulbous fat head? |
Down | How dare you! You're stepping on Marguerite's kerchief! |
Down | I met a strange old man the other day. He told me that in the future, we will invent a tool so we don't have to meet people we hate. He called it a ... how you say ... a 'telephone'? I wonder what it does. |
Down | If you marry Marguerite, you will have to cook her dinner every night for an eternity. You think you can stand that? |
Down | Isn't this a bit barbaric? Shall we change the sport? How about badminton? |
Down | I thought you liked your women skinny. Why are you interested in Marguerite? |
Down | It was spring, seven in the morning. Pearly dewdrops glistened on the hillside, a skylark flew by, and a snail squatted under a thorn bush. |
Down | I've got a story that will really surprise you. The other day, I saw a long-necked monster in the pond over there. No, I'm not senile! What? A hoax? How disappointing ... |
Down | Last time, Marguerite served me fried cockroaches dipped in chocolate. She didn't lay a finger on it, so I had to eat the whole thing myself. |
Down | Marguerite once asked me to steal an ogre's loincloth as proof of my love. After a great ordeal, I managed to grab one. The ogre was so embarrassed, his face turned from black to red |
Down | Noble you may be, but you still need to use a chamber pot, just like anyone else! |
Down | No, no, no. That was not what we agreed to! I was to spin and slice at your legs, and you were supposed to evade with a 'Grande Allegro'! You must jump elegantly, elegantly! |
Down | Oh, I have a little message from your mother! She says 'don't forget ... defend the family jewels! |
Down | Oh, I heard that Marguerite took out a huge insurance policy on you. I promise we will use a bit of the money to give you a proper funeral. |
Down | Oh, I know ... How about a drink after this? Hmm ... Where to today? The last place was terrible ... they served us stale beer. Oh, by the way, defend your manhood! |
Down | Oh, you are ugly and your mother dresses you funny. |
Down | Okay, this time I will jab at your head, and you evade with a somersault. You know, it will look so stylish! |
Down | Ready to die? |
Down | Sniff, sniff. What is that smell? Is this a brown mess you've just stepped into? |
Down | The moment I thrust, move the left stick back and forth to stun me with a horizontal swing. |
Down | There's no place for you in Marguerite's heart! |
Down | This is my final move, flutter like a butterfly, sting like a wasp ... flee like a cockroach! |
Down | Uh huh, don't forget your side! |
Down | What thin little legs you have! Why, they're even nicer than Marguerite's! |
Down | When you are dueling, face away from the sun. It's hot, you know. |
Down | You don't seem to be using your head! Here, let me take it from you. |
Down | You know, I once fought a bald man. The glare off of his head was so bright, I could not see a thing. I ended up stabbing my own foot. |
Down | You know, in a few hundred years, I hear that 95% of the population will be over-weight. That's right, you're not fat, you're just ahead of your time! |
Down | You know that snooty old man wandering about? Do you think he is after Marguerite too? |
Down | You know the saying, 'When a door closes, a windows is opened'? Well, your fly is open! |
Down | You must be popular in Hexter. You've got that kind of pig-face, you know, only little orc ladies could love! |
Down | Your face may be proud, but those legs ... how shameful! |
Up | Aha! Your head -- no! What about -- no! Haha! I'll get you! |
Up | At the moment that I thrust, move the left stick back and forth to stun me! What? You think I'm lying?! Damn. |
Up | Do not underestimate the power of my thrust. I once skewered three orc troops and two ogres with this move! |
Up | Do you know the designer, Antego Galli? Marguerite nearly dumped me for not knowing. Is that really necessary? |
Up | Ever heard of a riposte? If you know how your opponent is about to attack, you can deal a lot of damage by evading and counterattacking ... although there's always the chance you may miss. Okay, ready now? I will attack your head! |
Up | Focus! Marguerite is watching! Fix your stance! Come on, if you don't act serious, we'll both be in trouble! |
Up | Give me Marguerite, and I will introduce you to my sister! |
Up | Hah! You cannot block my roundhouse kick! |
Up | Have you any idea what 'Oyster Milk' is? Hmm ... no, neither do I? |
Up | Have you ever heard the saying 'beauty and ugliness are only a skin layer apart'? |
Up | Hey, please breath through your nose. You're breath is killing me! |
Up | Hmm ... Which one ... your fat head or your stumpy legs? |
Up | Hmm, now what was I going to attack next? Oh yes, your manhood! |
Up | How can you keep your neck straight with a head that big? |
Up | I have not been riding much lately, and my legs are looking a bit chubby. Or maybe it's just these trousers. I don't know. |
Up | I shall feed your body to your mutated friends. I shall search every corner of the dimension for your pathetic spirit, and when I find you... Oh, wait. Wrong script, sorry. Can we do another take after break? |
Up | I thought you liked your women thick. Why are you interested in Marguerite? |
Up | It is okay to duck, but please, don't just lie on the ground. It's so pathetic. |
Up | It was spring, nine in the morning. Pearly dewdrops glistened on the hillside, a skylark flew by, and a snail squatted under a thorn bush. |
Up | Just think. My attack will either be at your upper or lower half! The odds are fifty-fifty. |
Up | Last time, Marguerite served me fried crickets dipped in caramel. She didn't lay a finger on it, so I had to eat the whole thing myself. |
Up | Let me give you back the gold I borrowed. |
Up | Marguerite! I am but a garden slug drowning in the beer of your beauty! Damn, who writes this stuff?". |
Up | Marguerite once asked me to find out the dark elves' secret to maintaining a slim figure. They sad to us drink lots of milk mixed with vinegar... Marguerite drank a jug of it ... and puked for three days straight. I had to hold her hair back! |
Up | Marguerite once asked me to find out the dark elves' secret to maintaining soft skin. They said they always bathe in honey... Marguerite poured a huge jar over her head ... and seconds later she was covered in flies! I had to fight off thousands of them. |
Up | Marguerite once asked me to steal an ogre's loincloth as proof of my love. After a great ordeal, I managed to grab one. The ogre was so embarrassed, his face turned from green to red. |
Up | Marguerite once made me a dish of Stormrider feet covered in nacho cheese. I nearly passed out, but it's worth it for love, right? |
Up | Marguerite once made me a dish of Swamp Mammoth testicles covered in nacho cheese. I nearly passed out, but it's worth it for love, right? |
Up | Marguerite once wanted to fly on a stormrider, so I bribed an officer to borrow one. We rode it for a little while, but ended up crashing into a wall. Why? Marguerite panicked and pulled out all the feathers from the poor bird's head. |
Up | Never forget to defend your you-know-what! |
Up | No ... How could there be any room for you in her heart, huh? |
Up | Oh, I know ... How about a drink after this? Hmm ... Where to today? I'm so hungry. I know, I'd like some barbeque. Oh, by the way, defend your manhood! |
Up | Oh, my precious Marguerite! You are as elegant as a crab-footed cactus among cabbages.' Did you write this? |
Up | Oh, this is so exhausting! Why don't we switch to chess? I promise I will go easy on you. |
Up | Open your eyes! This time I'm going for your middle. |
Up | Shall we try something new? To block this attack, you must move the left stick in a circle. Just don't do anything until you see my blade engulfed in light. Are we ready? |
Up | Sniff, phew! What is that smell? I think there is something on your shoe. |
Up | Take your eyes off Marguerite, or I will poke them out for you |
Up | Tell me, are you this stiff when you dance with Marguerite? |
Up | There is a saying. 'A wise man learns from his opponent.' But really, what could you possibly teach me? |
Up | This is it! There is no avoiding it! I am going for your gut! |
Up | What?! Is that a necklace you are wearing? I gave that to Marguerite! |
Up | What is the longest time you have waited for Marguerite? I once waited three days at her front door! I arrived clean-shaven, but by the time I left, I looked like a Vagabond. |
Up | What's that? I hear your mother calling ... Look behind you! |
Up | What's that thing in the sky? Look! Over there! |
Up | When you go out with Marguerite, you tell her the date is on the day before, because it takes a whole day for her just to powder herself! |
Up | Why don't we call a truce and go find ourselves some less demanding women? |
Up | You are not worth my attack, you stumpy-legged man! |
Up | You are the only one I have told about my teddy, Lord Bumbleton ... So how come Marguerite knows?! |
Up | You cannot beat me at horse racing any more! I acquired the level 10 Horseshoes of Swiftness, fed my horse Hexter carrots to increase her mana, and most importantly ... I lost some weight. |
Up | You have left your head open! |
Up | You look a little wobbly ... Are your shoelaces tied together? |
Up | You must be popular in Hexter. I bet the ogre girls can't keep their hands off you! |
Up | Your head is huge! I might as well just swing my sword with my eyes closed! |