Fruit Fuckers[edit]
Fruit Fucker (Mark I)[edit]
Something about this tiny robot's thrusting appears maladroit.
| Level | 1 |
|---|---|
| XP | 7 |
| HP | 25 |
| Attack | 7 |
| Speed | 8 |
| Defense | 1 |
Attacks
- Dealy Bobber
- Juice Burst
Strengths
- High speed stat
Weaknesses
- Easily blockable attacks
- Low HP stat
Fruit Fucker (Mark II)[edit]
This little guy doesn't appear to be the standard model.
| Level | 1 |
|---|---|
| XP | 7 |
| HP | 50 |
| Attack | 7 |
| Speed | 8 |
| Defense | 3 |
Attacks
- Organ Grinder
- Nuts And Bolts
Strengths
- High speed stat
Weaknesses
- Easily blockable attacks
- Low HP stat
Fruit Fucker (Mark III)[edit]
The gears within it whir and ping with each tiny thrust.
| Level | 4 |
|---|---|
| XP | 50 |
| HP | 90 |
| Attack | 14 |
| Speed | 25 |
| Defense | 5 |
Attacks
- Dealy Bobber
- Juice Burst
Strengths
- High speed stat
Weaknesses
- Weak vs. Hot Toddies
- Weak vs. Dynamite
Fruit Fucker (Mark IV)[edit]
This steaming automaton is the latest word in fruit-juicing technology.
| Level | 10 |
|---|---|
| XP | 650 |
| HP | 275 |
| Attack | 27 |
| Speed | 30 |
| Defense | 11 |
Attacks
- Organ Grinder
- Nuts And Bolts
Strengths
- High speed stat
- Resistant vs. Firearms
Weaknesses
- Weak vs. Hot Toddies
- Weak vs. Dynamite
Hobo Alley[edit]
Skinny Hobo[edit]
There is something... off about this poor fellow.
| Level | 4 |
|---|---|
| XP | 20 |
| HP | 120 |
| Attack | 9 |
| Speed | 9 |
| Defense | 5 |
Attacks
- Plank You Very Much
- Last Call
Strengths
- Resistant vs. Punches
Weaknesses
- Low attack stat
- Weak vs. Firearms
Fat Hobo[edit]
You wonder what place he occupies in the hobo hierarchy.
| Level | 5 |
|---|---|
| XP | 30 |
| HP | 180 |
| Attack | 20 |
| Speed | 5 |
| Defense | 6 |
Attacks
- Down On My Luck
- Whisky Waltz
Strengths
- High HP stat
- High attack stat
Weaknesses
- Low speed stat
- Weak vs. Firearms
Animate Trash[edit]
It seems angry, but then, it's living garbage. It makes sense, in a way.
| Level | 3 |
|---|---|
| XP | 15 |
| HP | 84 |
| Attack | 8 |
| Speed | 13 |
| Defense | 12 |
Attacks
- Heave
- Trash Bash
Strengths
- High defense stat
- Attack incurs speed debuff
Weaknesses
- Weak vs. Special Attacks
Slum Lord[edit]
You find yourself distracted by his golden mane.
| Level | 6 |
|---|---|
| XP | 500 |
| HP | 999 |
| Attack | 27 |
| Speed | 15 |
| Defense | 8 |
Attacks
- Hair Raid
- Sack Attack
- Hobo Toss
Strengths
- High attack stat
- Attack incurs defense debuff
Weaknesses
- Weak vs. Hot Toddies
Barbershop Quartet[edit]
Barbershop Baritone[edit]
There is a terrible glint in his eye, like the moon bouncing off a dagger at midnight.
| Level | 7 |
|---|---|
| XP | 350 |
| HP | 325 |
| Attack | 22 |
| Speed | 8 |
| Defense | 9 |
Attacks
- C#
- Exit Stage Left
Strengths
- Resistant vs. punches
- Resistant vs. garden tools
Weaknesses
- Weak vs. firearms
Barbershop Tenor[edit]
You can picture this man singing outside of a barbershop in hell.
| Level | 7 |
|---|---|
| XP | 350 |
| HP | 225 |
| Attack | 15 |
| Speed | 14 |
| Defense | 5 |
Attacks
- C#
- Shave And A Haircut: Two Hits
Strengths
- Resistant vs. punches
- Resistant vs. firearms
Weaknesses
- Weak vs. garden tools
Barbershop Bass[edit]
This son of a bitch looks sinister as fuck.
| Level | 7 |
|---|---|
| XP | 350 |
| HP | 375 |
| Attack | 25 |
| Speed | 8 |
| Defense | 10 |
Attacks
- C#
- All Together, Boys
Strengths
- Resistant vs. garden tools
- Resistant vs. firearms
Weaknesses
- Weak vs. punches
Barbershop Lead[edit]
This ample villain radiates unease
| Level | 7 |
|---|---|
| XP | 350 |
| HP | 275 |
| Attack | 18 |
| Speed | 8 |
| Defense | 25 |
Attacks
- C#
- Do You Like My Hat
Strengths
- High defense stat
Weaknesses
- Weak against Team Up attacks
Mimes[edit]
Savage Clowns[edit]
You have a feeling that most of this clown's comic material involves knives.
| Level | 6 |
|---|---|
| XP | 250 |
| HP | 210 |
| Attack | 18 |
| Speed | 8 |
| Defense | 8 |
Attacks
- Bop Shoe Bop
- Biting Wit
Strengths
- Impervious to Team Up attacks
- Attack incurs speed debuff
Weaknesses
- Weak vs. clown noses
Mime[edit]
There is something too practiced, too... ritual about his odd movements
| Level | 2 |
|---|---|
| XP | 10 |
| HP | 60 |
| Attack | 5 |
| Speed | 5 |
| Defense | 0 |
Attacks
- I'm Throwing A Boulder At You
- Now I'm A Fencer
Strengths
- None
Weaknesses
- Low defense stat
Boardwalk Mime[edit]
There is also something too practiced, too... ritual about his movements.
| Level | 8 |
|---|---|
| XP | 450 |
| HP | 324 |
| Attack | 24 |
| Speed | 15 |
| Defense | 10 |
Attacks
- Pretend I Have A Lasso
- Pretend I Have A Gun
Strengths
- Impervious to special attacks
Weaknesses
- Weak vs. basic attacks
Dark Mime[edit]
There's no doubt about it. This guy is a wizard or a monster or some shit.
| Level | 9 |
|---|---|
| XP | 550 |
| HP | 375 |
| Attack | 24 |
| Speed | 8 |
| Defense | 13 |
Attacks
- Pretend I Have A Grenade
- Pretend I Have A Bow and Arrow
Strengths
- Attack incurs defense debuff
Weaknesses
- Low HP stat
The Silent Pope[edit]
Supreme hierophant of the cult of Yog Sethis.
| Level | 32 |
|---|---|
| XP | 1600 |
| HP | 2000 |
| Attack | 33 |
| Speed | 16 |
| Defense | 33 |
Attacks
- Summon Hellfire
- Wall of Hellfire
- Health Leech
Strengths
- Attack incurs defense debuff
- High defense stat
Weaknesses
- Weak vs. Punches
The Silent One[edit]
Yog Sethis. One of the four dark Gods incarnate.
| Level | 125 |
|---|---|
| XP | 5000 |
| HP | 45000 |
| Attack | 100 |
| Speed | 14 |
| Defense | 30 |
Attacks
- Hush
- Rite of Damnation
- Void Jab
- Music of the Spheres
- Gagging Gust
- Personal Attention
Strengths
- High attack stat
- High defense stat
Weaknesses
- Weak vs. Dynamite
- Weak vs. Hot Toddies