Fruit Fucker (Mark III)[edit]
The gears within it whirr and ping with each tiny thrust.
| Level | 17 |
|---|---|
| XP | 1292 |
| HP | 1033 |
| Attack | 80 |
| Speed | 30 |
| Defense | 21 |
Attacks
- Organ Grinder
- Nuts and Bolts
Strengths
- High Speed Stat
- Resistant vs. Team-Up Attacks
Weaknesses
- Weak vs Dynamite
- Weak vs Talonite
Thins[edit]
Whatever they're feeding these people, it probably isn't food.
| Level | 16 |
|---|---|
| XP | 1216 |
| HP | 650 |
| Attack | 45 |
| Speed | 8 |
| Defense | 20 |
Attacks
- Gibber
- Schitzophrenia
Strengths
None
Weaknesses
- Low HP stat
- Weak vs. Basic Attacks
Stouts[edit]
Do they get the bulk of their calories by eating other patients? It isn't immediately clear.
| Level | 17 |
|---|---|
| XP | 1292 |
| HP | 1033 |
| Attack | 70 |
| Speed | 5 |
| Defense | 21 |
Attacks
- Anti-Social Tendencies
- Daddy Never Hugged Me
Strengths
None
Weaknesses
- Low Speed stat
- Weak vs. Special Attacks
Tyrants[edit]
These brutes see psychiatry as a full-contact sport.
| Level | 21 |
|---|---|
| XP | 1596 |
| HP | 2338 |
| Attack | 220 |
| Speed | 19 |
| Defense | 26 |
Attacks
- Subdue
- Sedate
Strengths
- Resistant vs Basic Attacks
- Attack incurs Speed Debuff
Weaknesses
- Weak vs. Team-Up Attacks
- Weak vs. Mustard Gas
Hat Spiders[edit]
This curious breed of arachnid is deeply concerned with its accessories
| Level | 22 |
|---|---|
| XP | 1672 |
| HP | 2958 |
| Attack | 270 |
| Speed | 26 |
| Defense | 28 |
Attacks
- Spider Roll
- Octobrawl
Strengths
- High Speed Stat
- Attack incurs Defense Debuff
Weaknesses
- Weak vs. Explosives
- Weak vs. Garden Tools
Dr. Wolfington[edit]
Dr Lord Chandler Wolfington is a brutal hulk of a man who dines on human misery. His history with the Brahe clan is long.
| Level | 26 |
|---|---|
| XP | 4000 |
| HP | 4500 |
| Attack | 105 |
| Speed | 16 |
| Defense | 95 |
Attacks
- This Might Sting
- Trapper M.D.
- Mesmerism
Strengths
- Impervious to Team-Up Attacks
- Attack incurs Defense Debuff
Weaknesses
None
Annoying Men[edit]
These grinning urchins are smitten in absolute terms.
| Level | 18 |
|---|---|
| XP | 1368 |
| HP | 1675 |
| Attack | 110 |
| Speed | 11 |
| Defense | 23 |
Attacks
- Blind Date
- Versus
Strengths
- High HP Stat
- Attack incurs Defense Debuff
Weaknesses
- Weak vs. Special Attacks
- Weak vs. Punches
Annoying Women[edit]
These modern young women are concerned primarily with true love.
| Level | 19 |
|---|---|
| XP | 1444 |
| HP | 1750 |
| Attack | 140 |
| Speed | 15 |
| Defense | 24 |
Attacks
- Blind Date
- We Need To Talk
Strengths
- High Attack Stat
Weaknesses
- Weak vs. Team-Up Attacks
- weak vs. punches
Wealthy Matrons[edit]
| Level | 20 |
|---|---|
| XP | 1520 |
| HP | 2135 |
| Attack | 175 |
| Speed | 11 |
| Defense | 5 |
Attacks
- Bite Your Tongue
- Furocious!
Strengths
- Impervious to Debuffs
Weaknesses
- Low defense stat
- weak vs. firearms
Wealthy Matriarch[edit]
Impossibly ancient, these desiccated husks have long since passed into unlife.
| Level | 23 |
|---|---|
| XP | 1748 |
| HP | 2250 |
| Attack | 335 |
| Speed | 11 |
| Defense | 29 |
Attacks
- Catastrophe
- To Hell In A Handbag
Strengths
- Attack incurs Damage Debuff
Weaknesses
- Low HP Stat
- Weak vs. Firearms
Dappers[edit]
Their deadly techniques show the same polish and flair as their ensemble.
| Level | 21 |
|---|---|
| XP | 1596 |
| HP | 2538 |
| Attack | 170 |
| Speed | 19 |
| Defense | 26 |
Attacks
- High Interest Loan
- Glove Connections
Strengths
- High Speed Stat
- Attack incurs Def debuff
Weaknesses
- Low Attack Stat
- Weak vs. Firearms
Gadabout[edit]
An improperly performed manicure, received more than ten years ago, has left these men savage and bestial.
| Level | 22 |
|---|---|
| XP | 1672 |
| HP | 2958 |
| Attack | 190 |
| Speed | 15 |
| Defense | 28 |
Attacks
- Monokill
- Novacane
Strengths
- Impervious to Explosive Items
Weaknesses
- Weak vs. Special Attacks
- Weak vs. Firearms
Charles DuBois[edit]
| Level | 28 |
|---|---|
| XP | 5000 |
| HP | 10000 |
| Attack | 112 |
| Speed | 50 |
| Defense | 0 |
Attacks
- Pomade Grenade
- The Charleston
- Grim Grooming
Strengths
- High Speed Stat
- High HP Stat
Weaknesses
- Low Defense Stat
Jack Furnace[edit]
Dr. Mordo von Mundo's right hand man. And when we say man, understand that we mean "murder machine".
| Level | 30 |
|---|---|
| XP | 6000 |
| HP | 8000 |
| Attack | 500 |
| Speed | 15 |
| Defense | 38 |
Attacks
- Feeling Hot Hot Hot
- The Jackhammer
- Dark Steam
Strengths
- High Attack Stat
Weaknesses
None
Fruit Fucker (Mark IV)[edit]
This steam-belching automaton is the last word in modern juicing technology.
| Level | 27 |
|---|---|
| XP | 2052 |
| HP | 2900 |
| Attack | 535 |
| Speed | 30 |
| Defense | 34 |
Attacks
- I Came, I Saw
- Here's Where I Get Off
Strengths
- High Speed Stat
- Resistant vs. Team-Up Attacks
Weaknesses
- Weak vs. Dynamite
- Weak vs. Talonite
Evil Architects[edit]
These dark draftsmen create tasteful prisons of modern life.
| Level | 24 |
|---|---|
| XP | 1824 |
| HP | 3850 |
| Attack | 650 |
| Speed | 21 |
| Defense | 30 |
Attacks
- Rulerang
- Drawn and Quartered
Strengths
- Attack Incurs Speed Debuff
- High Attack Stat
Weaknesses
- weak vs. basic attacks
Enforcers[edit]
These men ensure that=families are having the most fun ever - with violence, if necessary.
| Level | 25 |
|---|---|
| XP | 1900 |
| HP | 4323 |
| Attack | 440 |
| Speed | 11 |
| Defense | 31 |
Attacks
- Club Sandwich
- L. Ron Clubbard
Strengths
- High HP Stat
Weaknesses
None
Foot Modules[edit]
These nearly-indestructible pods are crammed with all manner of devastating weaponry.
| Level | 70 |
|---|---|
| XP | 0 |
| HP | 47097 |
| Attack | 4000 |
| Speed | 11 |
| Defense | 99999 |
Attacks
- Pulp
- Riveting!
Strengths
- Unblockable Attack
- High Attack Stat
Weaknesses
None
Penetrator Module[edit]
This Strengthium-tipped prong is architecture's sworn enemy.
| Level | 33 |
|---|---|
| XP | 9000 |
| HP | 10003 |
| Attack | 1250 |
| Speed | 25 |
| Defense | 103 |
Attacks
- Just The Tip
- Citric Acid
- Fly My Pretties
Strengths
- Attack incurs Defense Debuff
- High Attack Stat
Weaknesses
- Never blocks
- Weak vs. Explosives
Opticator Module[edit]
This impenetrable wheelhouse holds - among other things - the mad scientist and sorcerer Dr, Mordo von Mundo.
| Level | 70 |
|---|---|
| XP | 10000 |
| HP | 47097 |
| Attack | 1500 |
| Speed | 11 |
| Defense | 88 |
Attacks
- Bedroom Eyes
- Feed Reamer
- Darksteamaga
Strengths
- Attack Incurs Damage Debuff
- High HP Stat
Weaknesses
- weak vs. Special Attacks
- Weak vs. Talonite
Fruit Fucker Prime[edit]
This vile tower of groaning metal is something between a machine and an unholy idol, infused with the yearnings of a ravenous god.
| Level | 70 |
|---|---|
| XP | 12000 |
| HP | 47097 |
| Attack | 50000 |
| Speed | 8 |
| Defense | 1000 |
Attacks
- His Dark Work
- It's Fucking Nutritious
- Fruit Punch
- Tree Top
Strengths
None
Weaknesses
None