On the Rain-Slick Precipice of Darkness/Items

A variety of items are available for your party's use throughout the game.

These items can only be used during battle; your characters will be automatically healed to their maximum HP following every battle, so there's no need to heal them outside of fights.

Episode One

Item	Type	Description
Bandage	Healing	Heals a single ally by 25% of their maximum HP, or revives one fallen ally with 50% of their maximum HP.
Gauze	Healing	Heals a single ally by 75% of their maximum HP, or revives one fallen ally with 75% of their maximum HP.
First Aid Kit	Healing	Heals all allies by 50% of their maximum HP, and revives all fallen allies with 50% of their maximum HP.
Hot Toddy	Offensive	Inflicts 80 damage to a single enemy target.
Exploding Clown Nose	Offensive	Inflicts 160 damage to a single enemy target.
Dynamite	Offensive	Inflicts 320 damage to the target and surrounding enemies.
TEC-TONIC Brand Strength Beverage	Ally Status	Increases an ally's attack to 175% of their base attack stat.
Dr. Hardd's Liquid Armor	Ally Status	Increases an ally's defense to 200% of their base defense stat.
Lightnin' Juice	Ally Status	Increases an ally's speed to 150% of their base speed stat.
Double Mild Weak Sauce	Enemy Status	Effect: Attack -50% Inventory: 5 This topping is so mediocre that it saps enemy strength.
Siege Brand Armor Eater	Enemy Status	Effect: Effect: Defense -75% Inventory: 5 Never store this bottle near your armor collection.
Torpor Brand Sloth Oil	Enemy Status	Effect: Speed -50% Inventory: 5 Made from real sloth, this viscous slime slows enemy movement.
Fruit	Distraction	This orange will temporarily distract all Fruit Fuckers in battle.
Mime Trap	Distraction	An invisible box that will prevent a mime from performing any action for a short period.

Episode Two

Item	Type	Description
OuchiesTM	Healing	Effect: Heal one: +25% HP Inventory: 15 These analgesic pearls fuck pain up the ass.
Soothex Ultra	Healing	Effect: Heal one: +75% HP Inventory: 10 Pop a couple of these motherfuckers, and you won't feel shit.
Healium Gas	Healing	Effect: Heal all: +50% Inventory: 5 This natural aerosol is a mixture of herbs, soothing barks, and black market narcotics.
Dr. Hardd's Assault Salts	Healing	Effect: Revive one: +100% HP Inventory: 5 Scents include Dead Walrus, Slaughterhouse Dumpster, and Whorecorpse.
Dynamite	Offensive	Effect: 320 Damage Inventory: 8 Light it, then throw it. Trust me on this one.
Stone-Ground Mustard Gas	Offensive	Effect: 160 Damage + Bleed Inventory: 4 This toxic, weaponized sauce is available at the finer shoppes.
White Christmas	Offensive	Effect: 1280 Damage Inventory: 2 "When science resists, magic can oblige."
TEC-TONIC Brand Strength Elixir	Ally Status	Effect: Attack +50% Inventory: 5 The Tec-Tonic Corporation is not liable for "increased aggro."
Dr. Hardd's Liquid Armor	Ally Status	Effect: Defense + 75% Inventory: 5 Dr. Hardd has been tinkering with his classic recipe for years.
Lightnin' Juice	Ally Status	Effect: Speed + 50% Inventory: 5 This traditional intoxicant, birthed in filthy bathtubs, has only gotten more potent.
Double Mild Weak Sauce	Enemy Status	Effect: Attack -50% Inventory: 5 This topping is so mediocre that it saps enemy strength.
Siege Brand Armor Eater	Enemy Status	Effect: Effect: Defense -75% Inventory: 5 Never store this bottle near your armor collection.
Torpor Brand Sloth Oil	Enemy Status	Effect: Speed -50% Inventory: 5 Made from real sloth, this viscous slime slows enemy movement.
Fruit	Distraction	Effect: Distract robots Inventory: 5 This fruit is so juicy it strains at the skin.