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Upon booting Star Parodier dives right into an intro video. Unfortunately, this was never translated into English even in the Wii Virtual Console releases. Here you will find the original Japanese script and a close yet idiomatic translation.

Script and translation[edit]

Japanese English Screenshot
時空新世紀4622年:人類とマザーブレイン軍との戦いは小型戦闘機「ネオ・シーザー」の 活躍により人類の勝利に終わった。星々は光を取り戻し、宇宙には再び平和が訪れた。 Space Year 4622: The war between Mother Brain and mankind ended in humanity's victory thanks to the efforts of lightweight fighter Neo-Ceasar (sic). The stars regained their radiance and the universe was once again at peace. Star Parodier-intro1.png
しかし、全ての人々が平和を感じていたその時、宇宙の片隅でマザーブレインの細胞が少しずつ確実にその力を取り戻そうとしていた。 However, just as the people were feeling tranquil and at ease in a deep corner of space Mother Brain's cells were slowly but surely attempting to restore her power. Star Parodier-intro2.png
ここは惑星パロソン。地球と友好関係にあるこの星は地球と同じような文明を持ち、人類によく似た人たちが平和に暮らしていた。そしてこの星はマザーブレインとの戦いの場所に一番近い惑星でもあった。 Here is planet Paroson. A planet with friendly relations with Earth, it has a civilization similar to Earth's and it's people, who also look much like humankind, live in peace. Moreover, Paroson was the closest planet to where the battle with Mother Brain had been. Star Parodier-intro3.png
もしもし。こちら、パロソン警備隊北海道本部。地球守り隊、聞こえますか?もしもし?速く出てよ! Girl: Hello, this is Paroson Guard Hokkaido Headquarters. Earth Defense Force, do you read me? Hello? Somebody answer! Star Parodier-intro4.png
はい、はい。こちら、地球守り隊カグラ坂支店。感度良好です。どうぞ。 Bomberman: Yes, yes. This is Earth Defense Force Kagurazaka Branch. Reading you loud and clear. Over. Star Parodier-intro5.png
もしもし。こちら、パロソン警備隊。あのね、うちの中枢コンピューターに何かが侵入して防衛機能が麻痺しちゃったみたいなのよ。それで調べてみたらあの時お宅がやっつけた あいつが暴れているみたいなの!だから速く助けに来て!ああぁっ! Girl: Hello, this is Paroson Guard. Listen, something infiltrated our central computer and appears to have incapacitated our defense systems. We looked into it and it seems that that certain someone you beat... Well she's back and wreaking havoc! So, come save us already! Aaa! Star Parodier-intro6.png
ああ〜。・・・というわけで、この事態を重く見た地球守り隊ではパロソンに向けて至急、援軍を送ることとなった。 Narrator: Aah... And so, in light of the gravity of the situation the Earth Defense Force decided to send reinforcements toward Paroson post haste. Star Parodier-intro7.png
デルタワンより各機へ:敵機多数警戒エリア内へ進行中。スクランブル部隊発進スタンドバイ。 Delta-One to all ships: A large number of enemy ships are en route to enter the watch perimeter. Scramble Unit stand by for take off. Star Parodier-intro8.png
パロシーザー、カタパルト装着完了。各デッキエリア内オールグリーン。発進してください。3、2、1、0。 Paro-Ceasar, launch catapult attachment complete. All decks are clear. Proceed to take off. 3, 2, 1, 0. Star Parodier-intro9.png
デルタワンよりボンバーマンへ:敵機、更に接近中。直ちに発艦し砲撃に移ってください。3、2、1、0。 Delta-One to Bomberman: Enemy ships closing in further. Take off immediately and commence bombardment. 3, 2, 1, 0. Star Parodier-intro10.png
カタパルトアーム、発進位置へ固定。コースクリア。PCエンジン、発進してください。3、2、1、0。 Lock catapult arm into launch position. Launch course is clear. PC Engine, proceed to take off. 3, 2, 1, 0. Star Parodier-intro11.png