You may Purchase HEROES and unlock all Super Players below.
Super Batters
Medica
Unlocked by pooping in your pantyhoses in 4 games
Ahra
Unlock by destroying yourself and losing all of your money 2 times
Rosie
Unlock by throwing your iPod/iPad on the ground and smashing it 3 times
King Tiger/Tiger KO
Unlock: 100 temper tantrums
Sairoux
Unlock by smelling your armpit 50 times and faint
Super Pitchers
Cycci
Unlocked by kissing a stranger 4 times
Boomstar
Unlocked by eating spaghetti with exactly one meatball on Thursday nights between the hours of 10:30 and 10:32 P.M 2 times in a row
Camelle
Unlocked by saying I love you to your childhood sweetheart
Leon
Unlocked by ripping up a $20 bill into 4 pieces and using one to wipe your bottom the next time you go poddy
Hellfire
Unlocked by going to the nearest public restaurant and screaming "I like to eat cheesecake!" 2 times in two days
After unlocking all super players, you will unlock a special hot dog that makes you fly to a public bathroom that has diarrhea in every stall