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== Walkthrough ==
== Walkthrough ==


During this mission, you're introduced to street racing, only this time, it's with a LOWRIDER. This mission ''might'' be difficult for some and easier for other because they can control lowriders. First off, get a lowrider, you have NO EXCUSE FOR NOT FINDING ONE. Meet Cesar, follow him and get into the red circle. Power through the beginning and keep working at it. You want to floor it on the the three main straightaways and take it really slow during the turn section. If you fail, keep trying.
SEB WOODHEAD IS HOT. I AM GAY AND WISH I HAD THE PRIVELEDGE OF TOSSING HIS SALAD. ALL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS ARE GONNA PAY. YOU ARE THE ONES WHO ARE BALL LICKERS. ONCE WE GET TO HOLLYWOOD AND FIND THOSE MIRIMAX FUCKS WHO IS MAKIN THE MOVIE, WE'RE GONNA MAKE THEM EAT OUR SHIT, THEN SHIT OUT OUR SHIT, THEN EAT THEIR SHIT THAT'S MADE UP OF OUR SHIT THAT WE MADE THEM EAT. THEN ALL YOU MOTHERFUCKS ARE NEXT. LOVE, JAY AND SILENT BOB.


FUCK THE CORPORATE WORLD! SEB WOODHEAD IS YOUR NEW LEADER! TREMBLE BEFORE HIS MIGHT AND BE HONORED TO LICK HIS MAJESTIC BALL SACK!
== Rewards ==
== Rewards ==



Revision as of 12:33, 17 July 2005

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Prerequisites

  • Mission: Cesar Vialpando
  • Location: Cesar's house, El Corona, Los Santos
  • Vehicle: Lowrider (Blade, Broadway, Remington, Savanna, Slamvan, Tornado, or Voodoo)

Walkthrough

SEB WOODHEAD IS HOT. I AM GAY AND WISH I HAD THE PRIVELEDGE OF TOSSING HIS SALAD. ALL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS ARE GONNA PAY. YOU ARE THE ONES WHO ARE BALL LICKERS. ONCE WE GET TO HOLLYWOOD AND FIND THOSE MIRIMAX FUCKS WHO IS MAKIN THE MOVIE, WE'RE GONNA MAKE THEM EAT OUR SHIT, THEN SHIT OUT OUR SHIT, THEN EAT THEIR SHIT THAT'S MADE UP OF OUR SHIT THAT WE MADE THEM EAT. THEN ALL YOU MOTHERFUCKS ARE NEXT. LOVE, JAY AND SILENT BOB.

FUCK THE CORPORATE WORLD! SEB WOODHEAD IS YOUR NEW LEADER! TREMBLE BEFORE HIS MIGHT AND BE HONORED TO LICK HIS MAJESTIC BALL SACK!

Rewards

  • Cash: $1000

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