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Main Missions[edit]
The Ballad of Gay Tony has 26 missions in the main storyline. These missions appear whenever you receive a text message or phone call from a person, and start by visiting a specific location on the map. Only these missions are needed to complete the game, but there are still side missions that can help make things easier.
- Gay Tony
- I Luv LC - Take Tony to Hercules, Maissonete 9, then take your friends home, before returning to your apartment
- Practice Swing - Play some golf and kill the Union Official's men.
- Chinese Takeout - Go to the Triad building, and then escape from it.
- Adriana Yanira Lopez
- Momma's Boy - Assist or kill Mr. Santo in making money by attending the L.C. Cage Fighters.
- Armando Torres and Henrique Bardas
- Corner Kids- Assist Armando & Henrique in a Drug Deal that is botched.
- Clocking Off - Assist Armando & Henrique in a Robbery.
- Yusuf Amir
- Sexy Time - Steal the Buzzard and destroy the yacht, killing Frickie Van Hardenburg.
- High Dive - Kill Tahir Saeed and Ahmed Khalil, and escape the ambush.
- Caught with your Pants Down - Steal an APC.
- Mori Kibbutz
- Kibbutz Number One - Kill Mori's rivals.
- This Ain't Checkers - Race Mori betting Luis's eternal loyalty and all of Tony's debts.
- No. 3 - Escape the cops with Mori and Brucie Kibbutz after stealing some cars.
- Gay Tony
- Bang Bang - Use the Sticky Bombs to destroy the targets.
- Blog This!... - Setup a deal for The Celebinator.
- Frosting on the Cake - Buy the Diamonds along with Tony, then kill the bikers that ambush the deal.
- Boulevard Baby - Go to Bahama Mamas to dance with Monique, then kill Vic Manzano, then leave the club.
- ...Blog This! - Teach The Celebinator a lesson.
- Not So Fast - Recover the diamonds from Isaac Roth, then escape the museum.
- Ladies' Night - Follow Packie McReary to where Gracie Ancelotti's being held captive.
- Ray Bulgarin
- Going Deep - Eliminate the NOOSE associating with Marki Ashvilli.
- Dropping In... - Kill Marki Ashvilli.
- In the Crosshairs - Escape Bulgarin's ambush.
- Yusuf Amir
- For the Man Who Has Everything - Steal a subway car.
- Gay Tony
- Ladies Half Price - Deal with the guys who kidnapped Gracie, trade the diamonds for her and escape.
- Rocco Pelosi
- Party's Over - Kill Uncle Vince, and then kill Bulgarin's men.
- Gay Tony
- Departure Time - Destroy the Heroin, and kill Timur and Ray Bulgarin.