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The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past/Death Mountain (edit)
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Carefully make your way through the dark mountain tunnels towards the top of the mountain. Explore the many caves and ledges along the way, uncovering treasures and clues as you go. Boulders many times larger than you crash down from above. An odd formation of rocks at the top of the mountain, which looks like a pair of eyeglasses, is dubbed Spectacle Rock. It stands between the climber and the Tower of Hera, and it appears that there is no way to scale its sheer sides. When you finally climb to the high plateau near Spectacle Rock, you'll see the glimmering tile that transports you to a different, but strangely familiar, world. You will find yourself transformed as well. | Carefully make your way through the dark mountain tunnels towards the top of the mountain. Explore the many caves and ledges along the way, uncovering treasures and clues as you go. Boulders many times larger than you crash down from above. An odd formation of rocks at the top of the mountain, which looks like a pair of eyeglasses, is dubbed Spectacle Rock. It stands between the climber and the Tower of Hera, and it appears that there is no way to scale its sheer sides. When you finally climb to the high plateau near Spectacle Rock, you'll see the glimmering tile that transports you to a different, but strangely familiar, world. You will find yourself transformed as well. | ||
=== Into the | === Into the poop tang === | ||
[[Image:Zelda_ALttP_Link_bunny.png|thumb|left|Transformed in the Dark World]] | [[Image:Zelda_ALttP_Link_bunny.png|thumb|left|Transformed in the Dark World]] | ||
When you reach the top of | When you reach the top of Pimpin Mountain, you will discover that there is no way to reach Her Ass. You will find a circle of stoners surrounding a Warp Tile to the dark dimension where you will be turned into a helpless niglet. To the left of the place where you appear in the Dark World, you will find a patch of ground that mirrors the shape of Spectacle Cock. Use the Ribbed Condom there to warp semen to the girls mouth. When you cum, you will be able to collect a [[Image:Zelda ALttP item Piece of Heart.png]] '''Piece of Ass'''. By humping on the north side of her gooch, you can now reach Her Ass. | ||
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=== A Hylian Monolith === | === A Hylian Monolith === | ||
{{sidebar|width=200px|title=The massive tower|contents=Standing six stories tall, the Tower of Hera dominates the mountain region. It was built in traditional Hyrulean style, with a brick facade, carved stone pillars and elaborate marble tile. Because the stone and marble were hand quarried by Hyrulean miners, it took many years to finish the building.}}A bridge stretches from the west of the Tower of Hera to an island in the clouds. Cross the bridge after defeating a Tail Worm. You will find another Hylian Monolith that was erected by the Hylian people on a peak west of Spectacle Rock. Like the others, this Monolith is inscribed with a message in the old tongue, so only one who has the Book of Mudora can decipher it. By translating the message with the Book, it advises you to return when you have the Master Sword. | {{sidebar|width=200px|title=The massive tower|contents=Standing six stories tall, the Tower of Hera dominates the mountain region. It was built in traditional Hyrulean style, with a brick facade, carved stone pillars and elaborate marble tile. Because the stone and marble were hand quarried by Hyrulean miners, it took many years to finish the building.}}A bridge stretches from the west of the Tower of Hera to an island in the clouds. Cross the bridge after defeating a Tail Worm. You will find another Hylian Monolith that was erected by the Hylian people on a peak west of Spectacle Rock. Like the others, this Monolith is inscribed with a message in the old tongue, so only one who has the Book of Mudora can decipher it. By translating the message with the Book, it advises you to return when you have the Master Sword. | ||