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The fifth and last Royal task has now been written for
Namcorules (talk | contribs) (Two more Royal tasks have now been written for; some of the guards can also shoot laser beams in this depiction of Buckingham Palace, so Flunky has to sidestep them) |
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==Diana's Wig== | ==Diana's Wig== | ||
You shall now have to pick the autograph book back up again and put it back in your pocket again; once you have done so, you will have to retrace your steps back to the right and into Diana's room (for this game, she is depicted as bald, which was a recurring joke Spitting Image used for the then-current Prime Minister [[wp:Margaret Thatcher|Margaret Thatcher]], 1925-2013), on which she will say "FLUNKY DARLING, GET MY WIG". You then have to walk up to the table (which Diana is sitting behind), pick up the pistol on it, and retrace your steps back to Charles's room (the value on its wall-mounted countdown timer shall now have changed to '''0385''', meaning you have 6:25 to get Diana's wig) - and this time, the wig in question will fly off Charles's mantelpiece once it has seen Flunky, which means you will have to fire a laser beam at it from the pistol to bring it down (but while you're trying to do so, that laser-beam-firing guard will return again). Once the guard has gone away once again, the wig shall fly away off the right side of the screen and you will have to follow it back to Diana's room; once you've fired a shot at it while it is over Diana's head, it shall fall onto it. You will now have to put down the pistol, take the matchbox out of your pocket, walk up to the fireplace, put it down to light the fire, and pick it back up again (but while you are trying to do so, another laser-beam-firing guard shall walk into view from the right side of the screen) - and once he's gone away, you will have to walk back down and to the right, take the autograph book out of your pocket, walk up to the table, and put it down on it so Diana can sign it. The screen shall then for a penultimate time cut to a shot of the autograph book as Diana signs it (under a shortened version of her name, "Di", by which she was informally known until her death in [[1997]]). | You shall now have to pick the autograph book back up again and put it back in your pocket again; once you have done so, you will have to retrace your steps back to the right and into Diana's room (for this game, she is depicted as bald, which was a recurring joke Spitting Image used for the then-current Prime Minister [[wp:Margaret Thatcher|Margaret Thatcher]], 1925-2013), on which she will say "FLUNKY DARLING, GET MY WIG". You then have to walk up to the table (which Diana is sitting behind), pick up the pistol on it, and retrace your steps back to Charles's room (the value on its wall-mounted countdown timer shall now have changed to '''0385''', meaning you have 6:25 to get Diana's wig) - and this time, the wig in question will fly off Charles's mantelpiece once it has seen Flunky, which means you will have to fire a laser beam at it from the pistol to bring it down (but while you're trying to do so, that laser-beam-firing guard will return again). Once the guard has gone away once again, the wig shall fly away off the right side of the screen and you will have to follow it back to Diana's room; once you've fired a shot at it while it is over Diana's head, it shall fall onto it. You will now have to put down the pistol, take the matchbox out of your pocket, walk up to the fireplace, put it down to light the fire, and pick it back up again (but while you are trying to do so, another laser-beam-firing guard shall walk into view from the right side of the screen) - and once he's gone away, you will have to walk back down and to the right, take the autograph book out of your pocket, walk up to the table, and put it down on it so Diana can sign it. The screen shall then for a penultimate time cut to a shot of the autograph book as Diana signs it (under a shortened version of her name, "Di", by which she was informally known until her death in [[1997]]). | ||
==The Queen's Dogs== | |||
You shall now have to pick the autograph book back up again and put it back in your pocket again; once you have done so, you shall have to walk to the right, down through a fifth pair of double doors, to the right, up through a sixth pair of double doors, to the right behind a fourth (non-attacking!) guard, up through a seventh pair of double doors, and to the right into the Queen's throne room. A pair of curtains will then open to reveal the Queen on her throne - and once you have walked up to her, she will say: "FLUNKY, GET MY DOGGIES". The curtains will then close again, and you will have to retrace your steps back through that seventh pair of double doors (the value of the countdown timer to the right of the doors will have changed to '''0985''', which means you have 16:25 to find the Queen's dogs); once you've done so, you shall have to walk to the right, take the matchbox out of your pocket, walk up to the fireplace, put it down to light the fire and pick it back up again. You will then have to walk back to the left, up through an eighth pair of double doors, and to the right into the kitchen - and once you have done so, you will have to walk up to the fourth (larger) oven, pick up the sausage on it and put it in your pocket (however, once you have done so, the Chinese Chef shall get angry and try to hit Flunky with his cleaver, so he will have to sidestep it). You will now have to walk back to the left as one of the Queen's dogs goes back through the eighth pair of double doors; another one shall now come through a ninth pair of double doors, and as you go back through the eighth pair, it will follow you (so you will have to take the sausage out of your pocket and put it down, pick it up again just before the dog reaches it, retrace your steps back to the Queen's throne room, and put the sausage down again so the dog will eat it and wheel around in a circle). You will now have to retrace your steps back to the kitchen (where another sausage has appeared on top of the fourth oven), walk up to the fourth oven, pick up the sausage and put it in your pocket (again, once you have done so, the Chinese Chef shall get angry and try to hit you with his cleaver!) - and you shall then have to walk back to the left again as the first dog comes back through the eighth pair of double doors, and repeat what you did with the second one. Once you have retraced your steps back to the Queen's throne room and put the second sausage down to have the dog eat it and wheel around in a circle, the curtains shall open to reveal the Queen on her throne again; you will now have to take the autograph book out of your pocket and put it down in front of her throne so she can sign it. The screen will then, for the fifth and final time, cut to a shot of the autograph book as the Queen signs it (under her royal cypher, "EIIR", which means "Elizabeth II Regina" in Latin) - and she will then add "smart, eh?" below it. The game shall then return to the starting room, with the redefined keys and language you might have selected while in it after loading it. | |||
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