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To survive in the epic land of the World of Warcraft, you must know your races well. If you don't, you'll probably die a lot.
Release: [[2004]]


Races
Created by: [[Blizzard Entertainment]]


'''Night Elves'''
World of Warcraft is the first [[MMORPG]] offering from the gaming Juggernaut Blizzard. Set in the Warcraft universe. The timeline is 4 years after [[Warcraft III PC|Warcraft III]].


Night Elven women have extremely large breasts and their asses look excellent in thongs. Best yet, they're PURPLE. I, personally, would fuck the shit out of a female night elf if she was real. But they're not. Life is so harsh.
=Races=


==Alliance==


'''Gnomes'''
===Human===


Gnomes have extremely small penises. They try to get pussy from the elves, but their dicks are too small and can't fit in their vaginas. Gnomes are freaks; they commonly wear large spikes on their dicks (as seen in the movie Se7en) and fuck gnome bitches mercilessly.


 
Start Location: Elwynn Forest


'''Dwarves'''
Home City: Stormwind


Dwarves are well known for having short, thick cocks. Dwarven women are known for having a lot of pubic hair. The only way to tell the difference between a dwarf woman and a dwarf male is the amount of pubic hair. Besides that, there really is no fucking difference.
Racial Mount: Horse


Available Classes: [[#Mage|Mage]], [[#Paladin|Paladin]], [[#Priest|Priest]], [[#Rogue|Rogue]], [[#Warrior|Warrior]], [[#Warlock|Warlock]]


'''Tauren'''


Don't fuck with a tauren. He'll skullfuck your ass and then hang you by your anal sac to be raped by Night Elf women. Actually, maybe that's not such a bad fate after all.
Racial Traits


Perception  - active
Activate to increase stealth detection radius by 10 yards - lasts 20 sec - 3 min cooldown
The Human Spirit - passive
Increase Spirit by 5%
Diplomacy - passive
10% bonus to faction point gain
Sword Specialization - passive
Humans get +5 to Sword skill
Mace Specialization - passive
Humans get +5 to Mace skill


'''Orcs'''
===Night Elf===


Orcs are known for having the most putrid, slimy anal sex of all the races of Azeroth. Their women are manlier than the men. They are also known for some fucking nasty flatulance, which also contributes to their disgusting anal sex. So yeah, nobody likes orcs.
Start Location: Teldrassil


Home City: Darnassus


'''Trolls'''
Racial Mount: Nightsaber


Trolls are basically the niggers of World of Warcraft. They speak very niggardly and spend very niggardly. They are treated like complete shit by all other races. Maybe if they wanted to be treated better, they should stop talking like a bunch of Jamacian niggers.
Available Classes: [[#Druid|Druid]], [[#Hunter|Hunter]], [[#Priest|Priest]], [[#Rogue|Rogue]], [[#Warrior|Warrior]]




'''Humans'''


Humans are famous for hacking into opengamefaqs and fucking with guides badly, such as this one. Their hacking skills are up to par with those of the gnomes, and they generally have larger cocks (with the exception of Napoleon). With these larger and more developed cocks, they frequently go on what are known as "cock raids," where they rally up the other races and jerk off into their ears. They are also fond of circle jerking into a sandwich and making the last one to cum eat said sandwich.
Racial Traits


Shadowmeld - active
Activate while immobile and out of combat to enter stealth mode - lasts until canceled - no cooldown
Quickness - passive
Dodge chance increased by 1%
Wisp Spirit - passive
Become a wisp when dead with movement speed increase of 50% (25% faster than normal ghost)
Nature Resistance - passive
All Night Elves get +10 Nature Resistance


'''Undead'''
===Gnome===


Undead are infamous for spreading the plague. This plague is a thick, green bile that hovers around the air and frequently forms into a solid. When it forms into a solid, it often shapes into the form of a penis. Once it finds a female target, it rapes her. It also makes males have involuntary orgasms, where they cum so much that it fucking hurts.
Start Location: Dun Morogh
 
Home City: Ironforge
 
Racial Mount: Mechano-Strider
 
Available Classes: [[#Mage|Mage]], [[#Rogue|Rogue]], [[#Warlock|Warlock]], [[#Warrior|Warrior]]
 
 
Racial Traits
 
Escape Artist - active
Activate to break out of a Root or Snare effect - 1.5 sec cast - 1 min cooldown
Expansive Mind - passive
Increase Intelligence by 5%
Arcane Resistance - passive
All Gnomes get +10 Arcane Resistance
Technologist - passive
15 skill bonus to Engineering
 
===Dwarf===
 
Start Location: Dun Morogh
 
Home City: Ironforge
 
Racial Mount: Ram
 
Available Classes:  [[#Paladin|Paladin]], [[#Hunter|Hunter]], [[#Priest|Priest]], [[#Rogue|Rogue]], [[#Warrior|Warrior]]
 
Racial Traits
Stoneform - active
While active, grants immunity to Bleed, Poison, and Disease effects. In addition, Armor increases by 5% and speed reduced to 70% of normal. Lasts 20 sec. - 3 min cooldown
Gun Specialization - passive
Dwarves get +5 to Gun Skill
Frost Resistance - passive
All Dwarves get +10 Cold Resistance
Treasure Finding - passive
Activate to see treasure chests on mini map - lasts until canceled - no cooldown
 
==Horde==
 
===Orc===
 
Start Location: Durotar
 
Home City: Orgrimmar
 
Racial Mount: Wolf
 
Available Classes: [[#Shaman|Shaman]], [[#Hunter|Hunter]], [[#Warlock|Warlock]], [[#Rogue|Rogue]], [[#Warrior|Warrior]]
 
 
Racial Traits
 
Blood Fury - active
Activate to increase Strength by 25% but take 5% health loss every 3 seconds - lasts 20 sec - 2 min cooldown
Hardiness - passive
25% resistance to stun and knockout effects.
Command - passive
Pet melee damage increased by 5%.
Axe Specialization - passive
Orcs get +5 to Axe skill.
 
===Undead===
 
Start Location: Tirisfal Glades
 
Home City: Undercity
 
Racial Mount: Undead Steed
 
Available Classes: [[#Mage|Mage]], [[#Warlock|Warlock]], [[#Priest|Priest]], [[#Rogue|Rogue]], [[#Warrior|Warrior]]
 
 
Racial Traits
 
Will of the Forsaken  - active
Activate to become immune to fear, sleep, and charm effects - lasts 20 sec - 3 min cooldown
Cannibalize - active
Increase health regeneration by 200% while consuming a corpse - lasts 15 sec - 3 min cooldown
Underwater Breathing - passive
Underwater breath increased by 4x
Shadow Resistance - passive
All Undead get +10 Shadow Resistance
 
===Troll===
 
Start Location: Durotar
 
Home City: Orgrimmar
 
Racial Mount: Raptor
 
Available Classes: [[#Hunter|Hunter]], [[#Mage|Mage]], [[#Priest|Priest]], [[#Rogue|Rogue]], [[#Shaman|Shaman]], [[#Warrior|Warrior]]
 
 
Racial Traits
 
Berserking - active
Activate when "Wounded" to increase melee and spellcasting speed by 25% - lasts 20 sec - 2 min cooldown
Regeneration - passive
10% health regen bonus, 10% active in combat
Beast Slaying - passive
5% damage bonus to Beasts
Throwing Weapon Specialization - passive
+5 to Throwing Weapon skill
 
===Tauren===
 
Start Location: Mulgore
 
Home City: Thunder Bluff
 
Racial Mount: Kodo
 
Available Classes: [[#Druid|Druid]], [[#Hunter|Hunter]], [[#Shaman|Shaman]], [[#Warrior|Warrior]]
 
 
Racial Traits
 
War Stomp  - active
Activate to stun opponents within 5 yards - lasts 2 sec - 2 min cooldown
Endurance - passive
Max Health increased by 5%
Cultivation - passive
15 skill bonus to Herbalism
Nature Resistance - passive
All Tauren get +10 Nature Resistance
 
=Classes=
 
===Warrior===
 
The Warrior is your generic heavy tank with the ability to access almost all of the weapons are armor in the game. The warrior uses a rage system where by attacking an enemy generates rages and rage powers your attack.
 
Allowable Races: [[#Human|Human]], [[#Dwarf|Dwarf]], [[#Night Elf|Night Elf]], [[#Gnome|Gnome]], [[#Orc|Orc]], [[#Tauren|Tauren]], [[#Undead|Undead]], [[#Troll|Troll]]
 
Allowable equipment: Cloth, Leather, Mail, Plate, Shields
Allowable weapons: All
 
===Paladin===
 
 
Paladin's are the tank/healer hybrid class. At higher levels the Paladin excels at absorbing damage. Paladins have Auras(spells that affect your entire group) and Blessings (30 sec offensive spells) or the ability to use judgements to modify the effects of judgements.
 
Paladin's also have limited abilities as healers but are usually only adequate as back up healers.
 
 
 
Allowable Races: [[#Human|Human]], [[#Dwarf|Dwarf]]
 
Allowable Equipment: Mail, Leather, Cloth, Shields, and Plate
 
Allowable Weapons: Maces, Swords, Axes, Polearms
all weapons are specable in one or two handed variations
 
Paladins are also one of only two classes that get a summoned mount that is free at level 40
 
===Priest===
 
A Priest is the dedicated healer/buffer of WOW. While shadow spec priests have the ability to deal out descent damage its ability to get groups are heavily dependant on its ability to heal and is somewhat weak when it comes to soloing. For all these reason priests continue to be a minority on most server for people who tend to prefer the utility of [[#Shaman|Shaman]]'s , [[#Druid|Druid]]'s or [[#Paladin|Paladin]]'s
 
 
Allowable Races: [[#Human|Human]], [[#Night Elf|Night Elf]], [[#Dwarf|Dwarf]], [[#Undead|Undead]], [[#Troll|Troll]]
 
Allowable Equipment: Cloth
 
Allowable Weapons: One-Handed Maces, Daggers, Staves, Wands
 
===Druid===
 
A Druid is a jack of all trades class. Having the ability to cope with almost any situation. A Druid in normal form is a caster that can fight with spells or weapons. In Bear form the Druid becomes a Warrior with Rage. While in Cat form the Druid becomes a Rogue with Energy and stealth. The Aquatic form gives faster movement and the ability to breath underwater. The last form is a travel form similar the 20th level shaman ability.
 
Druids also have the ability to heal but are somewhat lacking compared to the Priest who is a specialized healer.
 
The class offers great utility however excels at nothing.
 
 
Allowable Races: [[#Night Elf|Night Elf]], [[#Tauren|Tauren]]
Available Armor: Cloth, Leather
 
Allowable Weapons: Staves, Maces, Daggers, Unarmed Weapons
 
===Warlock===
 
Warlocks are your traditional pet caster class with some utility thrown in. The pet mainly allows a Warlock to solo, since the classes primary damage spells come from DOT (damage over time) spells. The Warlocks most potent spells require soulshards that have to be harvested in combat. The Warlock community has long complained about the inability to get shards in PVP has severly limited their effectiveness in end game as well as over all server numbers. That being said Warlocks are far from weak they have a utility that is only rivaled by possibly the shaman. Through the use of Soulstones or healthstones they create they can resurrect, heal , teleport people to themselve(requires help of 2 other people).
 
Warlock is one of only 2 classes that get a free mount at 40
 
Allowable Races: [[#Human|Human]], [[#Orc|Orc]], [[#Undead|Undead]], [[#Gnome|Gnome]]
 
Allowable equipment: Cloth
 
Allowable weapons: Daggers, Wands, Swords, Staves
 
===Mage===
 
Mages are your stripped down raw damage casters. The Mages get a variety of damage spells making sure that they have a good chance to beat resistances and have powerful pbaoe spells They are also the primary crowd control caster in the game. Mages also have the ability to summon their own food and drink ensuring as little down time as possible. If the Mage has a weakness its the managment  of aggro, too many resists will equal death. This also limits soloabilty if you play this class make sure you enjoy grouping alot.
 
 
Allowable Races: [[#Human|Human]], [[#Gnome|Gnome]], [[#Undead|Undead]], [[#Troll|Troll]]
 
Allowable Equipment: Cloth
 
Allowable Weapons: Staves, Wands, Daggers, Swords
 
===Hunter===
 
A hunters primary abilities are their range attacks and their ability to train pets. These two factors  make them one of the strongest solo classes in the game. Most hunters tend to use bear pets for PVE due to their high armor and hit points and cat pets for PVP, which have less armor but an increased attack speed. This is general though as any hunter you talk to will have their own opinion as to their favorite pets. Often life or death lie in aggro managment. Hunters also have limited crowd control in the form of traps.
 
 
 
Allowable Races: [[#Night Elf|Night Elf]], [[#Dwarf|Dwarf]], [[#Orc|Orc]], [[#Tauren|Tauren]], [[#Troll|Troll]]
 
 
Allowable Equipment: Cloth, Leather, Mail
 
Allowable Weapons: Axes, Daggers , Guns or Bows, Crossbows , Fist Weapons , Polearms , Staves , Swords, Thrown, Two-Handed Axes , Two-Handed Swords
 
===Rogue===
 
A Rogue is a nice damage dealer. Rogues use combination moves to ramp up their damage using an action point system whereas certain attack return action points which let you ramp up damage done in finishing moves. Rogues have the ability to stealth, while stealthed they have access to moves such as sap, pick pocket, not to mention the ability scout or sneak past aggro. Rogues have the ability to raise lock picking skill to open chests. They also get a sprint ability handy to do quick damage and then get out of trouble.
 
 
Allowable Races: [[#Human|Human]], [[#Dwarf|Dwarf]], [[#Night Elf|Night Elf]], [[#Orc|Orc]], [[#Undead|Undead]], [[#Gnome|Gnome]], [[#Troll|Troll]]
 
 
Allowable Equipment: Cloth, Leather
 
Allowable Weapons: Daggers, Thrown, Swords, Bows, Crossbows, Maces, Fist Weapons, Guns
 
===Shaman===
 
A shaman is another whose utlity make it a very popular class to play. Shamans do well in the support field for a party fulfilling a role as a secondary healer, damage dealer well, or Secodary tank to a limited degree. They also have a few [[World of Warcraft PC:Spells|spells]] that come in handy water breathing, water walking, ancestral recall(the ability to return home), reincarnation(the ability to resurect yourself) and ghost wolf(a travel power that you earn at 20th level)
 
 
Allowable Races: [[#Orc|Orc]], [[#Tauren|Tauren]], [[#Troll|Troll]]
Allowable Equipment: Cloth, Leather, Shields, Mail
 
Allowable Weapons: One-Handed Maces, Staves, Fist Weapons, One-Handed Axes, Daggers , Axes, Two-Handed Maces
 
=Professions=
 
Trade skills in WOW are differant than most MOG's in the respect that most dont require a large time or resource investment. In fact most can be level as one level to 60 through the game. You are allowed to choose 2 primary professions and any of the secondary you like. Choosing professions that compliment each other allow you to save coin and make skilling up easier. Below are brief discriptions of professions and most possibilities for skills that compliment each other.
 
==Primary Professions==
 
These professions are the most time consuming as well as the most profitable.
 
===Alchemy===
 
Alchemy in WOW is chiefly the mixing of herbs to create potions. Alchemy is viable to any character class due to the versatility potions gives a character potions to heal, regenerate mana, buff yourself or sell on the Auction house. High level alchemy consists of transmutation of metals. This is also profitable but due to the long cooldown time isnt a viable source of income.
 
Skills are gained by learning recipes. These can be bought from your trainer or dropped off monsters as treasure.
 
<pre>
Alliance                                                Horde
 
            Alchemist Mallory (Elwynn Forest)                    Carolai Anise (Trisfal Glades)
            Cyndra Kindwhisper (Teldrassil)                      Doctor Martin Felben (Undercity)
            Ghak Healtouch (Loch Modan)                          Kray (Thunder Bluff)
Apprentice  Lilyssia Nightbreeze (Stormwind)                      Miao'zan (Durotar)
(0-75)      Milla Fairancora (Darnassus)                          Whuut (Orgrimmar)
            Tel'Athir (Stormwind)
            Vosur Brakthel (Ironforge)
 
 
            Alchemist Narett (Dustwallow Marsh)                  Bena Winterhoof (Thunder Bluff)
            Jaxin Chong (Stranglethorn Vale)                      Doctor Marsh (Undercity)
Journeyman  Kylanna (Ashenvale)                                  Jaxin Chong(Stranglethorn Vale)
(150)      Sylvanna Forestmoon (Darnassus)                      Serge Hinott(Hillsbrad Foothills)                       
            Tally Berryfizz (Ironforge)                          Yelmak (Orgrimmar)
 
 
Expert      Ainethil (Darnassus)                                  Doctor Herbert Halsey (Undercity)
(225)
 
Artisan      Kylanna Windwhisper (Feralas)                        Rogvar (Swamp of Sorrows)
(300)
 
</pre>
 
===Blacksmithing===
 
===Enchanting===
 
===Engineering===
 
===Herbalism===
 
===Skinning===
 
===Leatherworking===
 
===Mining===
 
===Tailoring===
 
==Secondary Professions==
 
===Cooking===
 
===First Aid===
 
===Fishing===
 
==Navigation to New Pages==
 
*[[World of Warcraft/Races|Races]]
*[[World of Warcraft/Classes|Classes]]
*[[World of Warcraft/Tirisfal Glades|Tirisfal Glades]]
 
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