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[[File:Alien Battle beginscreen.png|left|thumb|Before the game starts, you are kidnapped by an alien.]] | |||
The game is very simple; you are dealt five cards, and must try to build the best hand according to traditional poker hand rankings. Better hands are worth more points, and you are also rewarded by drawing fewer cards. The goal of the game is to score 5,000 points. The game is over when you lose 1,000 points, at which time the game is reset and you start anew with zero points. As the game progresses, you are raped harder and harder, with scenes depicted at each 1,000 point mark. When you win the game, rather than being released from your torment, you begin to enjoy your humiliating predicament and become an alien sex-slave. | The game is very simple; you are dealt five cards, and must try to build the best hand according to traditional poker hand rankings. Better hands are worth more points, and you are also rewarded by drawing fewer cards. The goal of the game is to score 5,000 points. The game is over when you lose 1,000 points, at which time the game is reset and you start anew with zero points. As the game progresses, you are raped harder and harder, with scenes depicted at each 1,000 point mark. When you win the game, rather than being released from your torment, you begin to enjoy your humiliating predicament and become an alien sex-slave. | ||
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==Walkthrough== | ==Walkthrough== | ||
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| Straight flush || 80 || Five cards of the same suit, in order. | | Straight flush || 80 || Five cards of the same suit, in order. | ||
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[[File:Alien Battle gamescreen.png|left|thumb|The poker game screen.]] | |||
The game is impossible to lose if you never draw any cards. Due to the multiplier system, you can take zero points on bad hands and at least 100 points on even the worst of the good hands. For bad hands, in which you can't even make a pair, you will lose 100 points. This number is multiplied by how many cards you draw, up to five. So if you draw no cards, it is multiplied by zero, giving zero total added to your score. | The game is impossible to lose if you never draw any cards. Due to the multiplier system, you can take zero points on bad hands and at least 100 points on even the worst of the good hands. For bad hands, in which you can't even make a pair, you will lose 100 points. This number is multiplied by how many cards you draw, up to five. So if you draw no cards, it is multiplied by zero, giving zero total added to your score. | ||
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You get a new picture at every 1,000 points accumulated. After the fifth picture, you can insert the second disk for the final one. | You get a new picture at every 1,000 points accumulated. After the fifth picture, you can insert the second disk for the final one. | ||
* After 1,000 points, the alien binds and strips you with its tentacles. ([[: | * After 1,000 points, the alien binds and strips you with its tentacles. ([[:File:Alien Battle 1000screen.png|Image]]) | ||
* After 2,000 points, you are made to service the alien orally. ([[: | * After 2,000 points, you are made to service the alien orally. ([[:File:Alien Battle 2000screen.png|Image]]) | ||
* After 3,000 points, you're barely conscious. ([[: | * After 3,000 points, you're barely conscious. ([[:File:Alien Battle 3000screen.png|Image]]) | ||
* After 4,000 points, full penetration. ([[: | * After 4,000 points, full penetration. ([[:File:Alien Battle 4000screen.png|Image]]) | ||
* After 5,000 points, new feelings begin to awaken in you. ([[: | * After 5,000 points, new feelings begin to awaken in you. ([[:File:Alien Battle 5000screen.png|Image]]) | ||
* After you've beaten the game, you are impregnated with alien spawn. ([[: | * After you've beaten the game, you are impregnated with alien spawn. ([[:File:Alien Battle endscreen.png|Image]]) | ||
* If you lose more than 1,000 points, the game ends with your body being impaled. ([[: | * If you lose more than 1,000 points, the game ends with your body being impaled. ([[:File:Alien Battle gameoverscreen.png|Image]]) | ||
[[Category:Hacker International]] | [[Category:Hacker International]] | ||