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Jacob Ports: RYU IS A PEDOPHILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jacob Ports: RYU IS A PEDOPHILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gen is a pedophile

Jacob Ports: GEN FROM STREET FIGHTER FIRST APPEARED IN SML MOVIE: JEFFY'S FUTURE! THAT PICTURE RIGHT THERE IS GEN FROM STREET FIGHTER, NOT CHRIS TALBALS! GEN IS A WIZARD, NOT AN ASSASSIN! SEE THAT VIDEO RIGHT THERE!? I ROBBED SOMEONE'S HOUSE IN STOLE STREET FIGHTER GAMES AND MURDERED THEM! GEN IS SUCH A PEDOPHILE BULLSHIT! GEN IS A WHORE! THE BEGINNING OF THE SONG IS CHUN-LI GOT ARRESTED AND ASSAULTED BY THE INTERPOL IN VIETNAM! THE SONG IS STREET FIGHTER HEROES, EXCEPT VILLIANS, WERE MURDERED BY ME! GEN IS NOTHING BUT A MOTHERFUCKING LOUIE! IN STREET FIGHTER, GEN'S LAST NAME IS LOUIE! CHUN-LI'S AND GEN'S BODIES WERE CROOKED AND THEY CANNOT FIGHT ANYMORE! CHUN-LI GOT NOTHING ON ME NOW! CHUN-LI MURDERED RYU AND GUILE, BECAME THE LEADER OF SHADALOO AND FINALLY SHE GOT RICH! I HATE CHUN-LI AND CAMMY CAUSE THEY SMOKED WEED! CHUN-LI FINDS BALROG ANK ASK HIM CAN SHE BUY A BUCKET, BUT BALROG SAYS YES! CHUN-LI AND BALROG ARE ENFORCERS OF SHADALOO! CHUN-LI WAS HOSPITALIZED AFTER SHE ATE A CIGARETTE LIGHT AND SPIT FLAMES, KILLING CAMMY AND GUILE IN SUPER STREET FIGHTER IV OVA! CHUN-LI'S FACE LOOKS LIKE SHE'S GOT THE MIND OF A LUNATIC AFTER KILLING GUILE AND INTERPOL! I FUCKING HATE SAKURA! SAKURA KASUGANO TALKS ABOUT HERSELF BEING ARRESTED BY THE I.C.P.O AND SENTENCED TO LIFE IN THE STATE PENITENTIARY! CHUN-LI'S FATHER, DORAI, DIE OF AIDS! CHUN-LI'S SONG: THIS IS FOR DORAI! THIS IS DEDICATED TO CHUN-LI'S FATHER, WHO DIED OF HIV/AIDS! GEN IS A PEDOPHILE WHO GROPED IBUKI! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU, GEN! AND FUCK YOU WORST BIRTHDAY! RYU'S ASS IS ON FIRE DURING THE TOURNAMENT! RYU IS VAPORIZED AFTER THOSE GUYS IN SUITS PUT THEIR GOGGLES ON FOR ALIEN EXPERIMENT! KEN STARTED ACTING A FOOL LIKE IRIS AND ZERO! RYU CAN'T STAND THIS STREET FIGHTER NEW SHIT! I FUCKING COMMITTED SUICIDE! FUCK YOU, EVO! FUCK YOU, GEN1! FUCK YOU, SAKURA AND RYU! RYU AND KEN ARE PREGNANT! NEOSEEKER TASTED LIKE PENIS! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU, GEN! YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU AIN'T AN ASSASSIN! YOU'RE JUST A FUCKING PEDOPHILE! GEN IS A NIGGA! GEN IS A NECROPHILE! GEN WILL BE A FUCKING PEDOPHILE, LIKE RYU!

Gen is a whore

Jacob Ports: Later, he was diagnosed with Pedophile, and did not have much time to go. Gen blamed Chun-Li in the first tournament. At first, he decided he would become a wizard, but old foes sent wizard who made repeated attempts on him. Due to this, he decided he felt it was a more honorable way to become a wizard. He went on a search for a magic wand, taking on members of Ryus and Ken, to provoke a wizard in which he would meet his demise. Word got around about Evil Wizard, a Dark Magic who fully embraced the Blood Wizard. After seeking him out, Gen challenged him to a contest that he hoped would be decisive. The two fought fiercely until the end, each surviving the drama. However, Evil Wizard sensed that Gen was out of luck, making it an unfair contest. Thus, Evil Wizard decided to end the contest, leaving him to his luck. BITCH!

Gen groped Chun-Li's ass

Gen: Come forward.

Chun-Li: Gen... This time, I'll suck your fucking dick.

Gen: Come, child. You want to face me? This time, I'll grope you!

Chun-Li: OH MY G-

Announcer: K.O!

Chun-Li: JESUS CHRIST!

Announcer: YOU WIN! PERFECT!

Gen: I groped you once, but you'll never be able to suck my dick!