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| | |title=Evony the Piece of Steaming Shit | ||
|image= | |image=Freshly Picked Tingle DS boxart.jpg | ||
|developer={{c|Obama}} | |||
|developer={{c| | |publisher={{c|Osama}} | ||
|publisher={{c| | |released={{rd|2009|May 6}} | ||
| | |genre=[[FPS]] | ||
|systems=[[Adobe Flash]], [[Web browser]] | |systems=[[Adobe Flash]], [[Web browser]] | ||
| | |modes=[[CRAP]] | ||
| | |ratings= CRAP | ||
}} | }} | ||
'''Evony''' (formerly known as '''Civony''') is a piece of steaming shit with graphic elements ripped off of [[Civilization]]. Like most MMORTS games, the game is dominated by rich no-lifers, making it impossible for anyone to expand. | |||
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A player starts with seven koopa hotels, where they have to find the Koopa football players that grabbed the princess. The resources in the game are Moneyyyyy, Dinner, Ship, It's A Stone Luigi, and Metallica, and to a secondary extent Hyrule. As with many real-time spaghetti, one first has to piss off the city's population and hourly SQUADALA through the construction of certain lamp oil, rope, and bombs, and then start lieking mudkipz of their city and building a toaster. Evony introduces boring quests (usually of the form "get twenty bear asses" or "walk two spaces") to annoy new players so they do not play much at the beginning of the game. All of these great mighty poo yield an in-game death, most often in the form of stealing your money. | |||
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[[Category:Evony]] | [[Category:Evony]] | ||
[[Category:Adobe Flash]] | [[Category:Adobe Flash]] |