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Revision as of 18:12, 24 July 2008
Wi-Fi — What Is It?
Short for "Wireless Fidelity", Wi-Fi is a form of wireless internet; it allows mobile electronics, such as laptops, to connect to various networks via a "hotspot." Nintendo is setting up their own Wi-Fi network as of November, 2005 in order to enable Nintendo DS users to connect to other players world-wide. DS Wi-Fi access will be free via public hotspot, and will also be able to be set up at home. There are a variety of games that will be released that will utilize this function — after Mario Kart DS and Tony Hawk: American Wasteland, Animal Crossing: Wild World will be the third game to use it. NTLDR, ITS YOUR FUCKING MOM NIGGA DON READ THIS SHIT ITS WIRELESS INTERNET CONNECTION, POSSIBLY FOR YOUR GAME NIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL IMA GET BANNED 4LYFE NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSS ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLCOPTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX<PORN XDXDXD ROFLROFLROFLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLz PRAISE HITLER HE WAS ALLAH ROFL JK XD ROFL LOL BUT SERIOUSLY BE A NAZI ROFL XD NAZICOPTER MWAHAHAHAHAH yeah im cool 8)
How Can I Use It?
Put it in your asshole
Animal Crossing: Wild World & Wi-Fi
Once you get your Wi-Fi connection and service set up, and you have your copy of Animal Crossing: Wild World to boot, you're ready to go!
Getting Started
Start with a lubrication such as astroglide then insert wifi into anus
Visiting Somebody Else's Brown Town…
Self explanatory lube there anus
Online In Your Own Town…
If you wish to have people come and visit you in your own town, things will work very much the same way. You and your friend will have to have each other on your buddy lists and your gates will need to be unlocked (you can lock and unlock your gates by talking to Copper or Booker, the gatekeepers). When your guests arrive, you will be notified of their arrival so that you can greet them at the gates. Remember, make sure to only allow people you trust in your town, because there is nothing stopping them from cutting down your orchards or stomping on your prized flower gardens. Nintendo has also confirmed plans to get the community involved with the Wild World community. Every now and then, Nintendo will send out letters and messages from varied members of Nintendo staff, and these letters could even include exclusive prizes! If you are not interested in collecting these letters and items from Nintendo, don't worry! You can always disable the function by using the phone that will be located in your house. However, Nintendo has stated that if you turn off this function, there is not currently any other way to obtain these exclusive items.
What Do You Do Now?
There are an infinite amount of things that you can do once you are connected to the internet and hanging out with your best AC buddies. You can do the regular things: fish, catch bugs, trade furniture, etc., but why not be creative? The users in the Animal Crossing: Wild World community have come up with many original ideas — some of which include soccer games, clean-up crews, and even a multi-village government. So be creative! Make your Animal Crossing: Wild World experience that much better!