Lead Pipe
- Cost: Found
- Unlocked: When you find it
Used in indoor plumbing and outdoor beatings.
Machete
- Cost: Found
- Unlocked: When you find it
Bushwhack or just whack.
Chainsaw
- Cost: $400
- Unlocked: Second Reputation upgrade.
Great for cutting down trees and your way out of a deal gone wrong.
.38 Automatic
- Cost: $100
- Unlocked: First Reputation upgrade.
- Clip cost: $50
Default pistol. Tucks in under your shirt nicely.
.45 Automatic
- Cost: $300
- Unlocked: Third Reputation upgrade
- Clip cost: $150
Classic blend of power and accuracy.
- Upgrade 1
- Cost: $50,000
- Unlocked: Fourth Reputation upgrade.
This silencer will keep the cops from showing up so quickly.
Desert Eagle
- Cost: $1,600
- Unlocked: Sixth Reputation Upgrade
- Clip cost: $50
One bullet equals one very large hole.
Micro SMG
- Cost: $600
- Unlocked: First Reputation upgrade.
- Clip cost: $150
This common sub-machine gun is great at close rang but jumps around a bit.
- Upgrade 1
- Cost: $30,000
- Unlocked: Second Reputation upgrade
The extended clip size means you need to reload less often.
- Upgrade 2
- Cost: $40,000
- Unlocked: Third Reputation upgrade
Attaching this stock increases your weapons accuracy
- Upgrade 3
- Cost: $50,000
- Unlocked: Fourth Reputation upgrade.
This silencer will keep the cops from showing up so quickly.
MAC 10
- Cost: $1,000
- Unlocked: Fourth Reputation upgrade
- Clip cost: $150
You could sign your name on the broadside of a barn with this weapon.
- Upgrade 1
- Cost: $70,000
- Unlocked: Fifth Reputation Upgrade
The extended clip size means you need to reload less often.
- Upgrade 2
- Cost: $100,000
- Unlocked: Sixth Reputation Upgrade
Attacking this stock increases your weapons accuracy.
- Upgrade 3
- Cost: $200,000
- Unlocked: Seventh Reputation Upgrade
This silencer will keep the cops from showing up so quickly.
Shotgun
- Cost: $3000
- Unlocked: Second Reputation upgrade
- Clip cost: $100
Classic blasting power. Lacks range but doesn't require much skill to aim.
AK-47
- Cost: $700
- Unlocked: Third Reputation upgrade
- Clip cost: $150
Maximum damage at long range, if you can keep it steady.
- Upgrade 1
- Cost: $60,000
- Unlocked: Fourth Reputation upgrade
This double-clip attachment means you reload in half the time.
- Upgrade 2
- Cost: $150,000
- Unlocked: Fifth Reputation Upgrade
This shotgun attachment turns one weapon into two.
Carbine Assault Rifle
- Cost: $2,400
- Unlocked: Fifth Reputation Upgrade
- Clip cost: $150
When you need to take on an army, this "little friend" is all the help you'll need.
- Upgrade 1
- Cost: $100,000
- Unlocked: Sixth Reputation Upgrade
This double clip attachment means you reload half the time.
- Upgrade 2
- Cost: $300,000
- Unlocked: Seventh Reputation Upgrade
This grenade attachment turns one weapon into two.
M-79
- Cost: $2,800
- Unlocked: Fourth Reputation upgrade
- Clip cost: $5,000
If you've got a gopher problem, this will fix it.
Sniper Rifle
- Cost: $800
- Unlocked: Sixth Reputation Upgrade
- Clip cost: $1,000
Keep your distance.
Bazooka
- Cost: $3,000
- Unlocked: Fifth Reputation Upgrade
- Clip cost: $20,000
Things will go "boom".
Missile Launcher
- Cost: $5,000
- Unlocked: Seventh Reputation Upgrade
- Clip cost:$20,000
Absolutely unnecessary, but definitely worth it.
SAW
- Cost: $8,000
- Unlocked: Seventh Reputation Upgrade
- Clip cost: $150
Known as "Ol'Painless" because they won't even feel it.