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- Welcome to the Krishna!
- The Krishna are ill at ease with the Russian Mafia. We respect those who dispose of the Russians.
Green phones
Deconstruction Yard!
North phone
- Grasshopper - it's Sunbeam. The Zaibatsu are building Shopping Malls on Holy Krishna land. Pay a visit to their Construction Yard and end the destruction.
- They locked the Construction Yard Gateway, Grasshopper, and now only Leo The Locksmith can open it. You should find him doing a job on the Water Towers.
- I ain't helpin' no friend of Sunbeam. I'm busy!
- Jesus, I can't seem to hit the Goddamn Generator!
- I can cut you a deal if you destroy this filthy Generator.
- You destroyed the Generator, shorty! Okay, show me this Gateway.
- Stand back, shorty, while I open this Gateway.
- See ya! Mind the Krishna don't turn your brain to mush.
- Get into the Construction Yard and kill the Zaibatsu Construction Manager.
- It's a Krishna invasion! GUARDS! GUARDS!
- We will chant for you, Grasshopper. Destroy a polluting Zaibatsu Truck.
- It doesn't look good for you, Krishna!
- Well done, Grasshopper, you halted construction! Your reward is $40,000. Join us in song - we have temples to build!
Cop Car Scrap!
South phone
- Ah, Grasshopper, it's Sunbeam. The Krishna program of automotive clearance has been halted by the Cops. Steal me a Cop Car so we can resume our work!
- Move swiftly, Grasshopper, and deliver the Cop Car to the Cranes!
- The Crane will pick up the Cop Car - once you get out!
- Good work, Grasshopper. Let us crush a few more Cop Cars to drive the message home.
- Praise you, Grasshopper. Crush one more Cop Car and the Krishna will shower you with love.
- Joy to you, Grasshopper! Here's $40,000. We will enjoy a full-on naked Krishna festival in your honor. Keep in touch.
Yellow phones
Cossack Conversion!
West phone
- Grasshopper! Sunbeam here. We need to convert strong Russian Workers. Steal a Truck from Lubyanka Warehouses and head for Mad Island Docks. Beware - the guards are vicious.
- Drive to Mad Island Docks and collect Russian Workers for conversion.
- Sound your horn to call the Workers to the Truck.
- Be calm, Grasshopper - the Unconverted are coming! We are expecting FOUR groups, Grasshopper. Be sure you have them all!
- Come immediately to the Conversion House, beside Krishna Krushers.
- Thanks to you, Grasshopper, the Russian Workers are saved! Have $60,000 with our love.
Sunbeam Contract!
East phone
- Grasshopper, it is Sunbeam. I have a wonderful opportunity for you. Meet my loyal Krishna helpers and I will tell you more.
- The Russian Kovski have put out a contract on the Grand Master. Seek out and destroy the Russian Assassins!
- You are in Russian territory, Grasshopper. Kill some Russians to draw out the Assassins.
- Good work, Grasshopper. Now you have Russian Assassins on your tail.
- Praise you, Grasshopper! But there are still more Russian Assassins in the woodwork. Kill some more Russians to draw them out!
- You caused some trouble, Grasshopper. Now a second wave of Russian Killers are on to you.
- More Russian Killers dead! Thank you, Grasshopper. But there are STILL more Russian Assassins at large! You better kill more Russians to attract attention.
- You caused a riot, Grasshopper. Now top Russian Hitmen have a target on you.
- With the Grand Master safe we have many nubile young converts awaiting your attention, Grasshopper. In the meantime, have $60,000.
Conversion Evasion!
Previous phone
- Grasshopper! Sunbeam here. Loyal Krishna are being held as Zaibatsu Guinea Pigs. You must save them before Deconversion Drugs have their effect!
- Meditate, Grasshopper - the Z-Lab Complex is heavily guarded!
- Impressive, Grasshopper! You annihilated a Tank!
- Another Tank disabled! Krishna is smiling, Grasshopper.
- Praise you, Grasshopper, the defenses are destroyed! Now help the Krishna to escape.
- Never send a Tank to do a man's work!
- You are one tough bitch! Well BLESS THIS!
- They are deeply feeble, Grasshopper! Get a Krishna Karma Bus!
- Be calm, Grasshopper, and let them all board the Karma Bus!
- Champion, Grasshopper! Now bring my Krishna to the Vedic Temple.
- Our savior! Take us, please, to the Vedic Temple!
- The Vedic Temple is teeming with converted brothers and sisters! For your hard work we give you $60,000. Why not stay and chant, Grasshopper? Hari Hari Hari Ha...
Red phone
Rooftop Rescue!
- Ah, Grasshopper - Sunbeam here. My Faithful Krishna are captive at the Zaibatsu Power Plant. Free them and Krishna will smile upon you.
- My Faithful are held inside this Containment Block. Destroy the THREE Generators above to gain entry.
- Joyful, Grasshopper, you decommissioned a Generator!
- Praise you, Grasshopper - only one Generator to destroy!
- You do well, young Grasshopper. Follow my Faithful free and protect them from harm.
- Follow us, Grasshopper! We know where to find transportation.
- Now that we have found transport, Grasshopper, you must lead us to the Safehouse. Use the other Limousine - we will follow.
- It seems that our path is blocked by danger, Grasshopper. Only you can clear a way!
- The Z-Guards have perished! Joy to the Grasshopper!
- The way is clear, Grasshopper! Now you are free to take the other Limousine so we can follow you to the Safehouse.
- Ah, relief! My Faithful Krishna and my Limousines are safe! At this moment I have much love for you, Grasshopper.
- The Vedic Temple is humming with a Grasshopper Chant. We will work again, young one. Here's $80,000 - and may Krishna protect you.
Power Station!
- Grasshopper, it is Sunbeam. I have a wonderful opportunity for you. Meet my loyal Krishna helpers and I will tell you more.
- The Kovski Power Station runs on old tires and reactor cores and is polluting our city. It must be destroyed. Pay them a visit!
- By placing FOUR bombs in special positions we can destroy the choking Kovski Power Station...
- Fantastic, Grasshopper! Now plant a bomb where the dead guard was standing.
- Keep moving, Grasshopper! You still have three bombs to plant.
- Two bombs to go, Grasshopper!
- These stupid Russian guards are no match for you, Grasshopper!
- Three bombs planted! You make this job look easy, Grasshopper.
- You are too much for these stupid Russian guards, Grasshopper!
- Drop the bomb where the guard was standing - then get out of there!
- All bombs are in position, Grasshopper. Now move to higher ground to watch the Kovski Power Station breathe its final, fetid breath!
- I trust you will enjoy watching the results of your labor, Grasshopper.
- That was a show to remember, Grasshopper! You more than deserve this $80,000.
All Krishna Jobs Done!
- Well done, Grasshopper! You have completed ALL the Krishna jobs!