Red Valdez
You are talking to the Zaibatsu. You can probably see some of us now - the cool-looking characters dressed in grey. You want our respect? Try disposing of filthy Rednecks! |
Green phones[edit]
Fire Truck Fun![edit]
North phone
Red Valdez
Gecko! Red Valdez here. A new SRS Flamethrower is being transported across the city in an SRS Security Van - and I want it. |
Red Valdez
That's useful - a spare Cop Uniform. Nice fit! |
Scientist
Can I help you, officer? |
Red Valdez
Excellent, Gecko. Bring the Security Van to The Village and park it in my Garage. |
Red Valdez
Fantastic, Gecko. This particular Flamethrower will only operate in conjunction with a Fire Truck. So what are you waiting for? Go get a Fire Truck! |
Red Valdez
Bring the Fire Truck to The Village! |
Red Valdez
Great! Get cooking, Gecko! |
Red Valdez
Scorcher, Gecko! The Rednecks are roasting and the SRS are taking the blame! We have many jobs for the resourceful. In the meantime, please accept $30,000. |
Science Friction![edit]
South phone
Red Valdez
Gecko! Red Valdez here. I need you to bomb the SRS Clone Test Center so it looks like a Redneck attack. Montana's Pickup is loaded with lethal explosives. Steal it. |
Red Valdez
Working well, Gecko! Park the Pickup at the South End of the Clone Test Center. |
Red Valdez
Arm the explosives with your trigger finger, Gecko. But don't wait around! |
Red Valdez
She's gonna blow, Gecko! Get out of the Pickup! |
Red Valdez
Holy shit, Gecko! What a BANG! What a BLAST! Have $30,000 for a job well done. |
Yellow phones[edit]
Operation Z![edit]
West phone
Red Valdez
Gecko - it's Red Valdez. The Rednecks and Scientists are moving new contraband around this city and I want it ALL. I want you to bring me FOUR loaded vehicles. |
Red Valdez
There's a Pickup full of pills at the Redneck Bowling Alley. Go get it, Gecko. |
Red Valdez
Well stolen, Gecko! Now park the Pickup in my Garage in The Village. |
Red Valdez
A Meteor driving across the city contains Clone Serum and two hot Bio-Bitches. Stop it and steal it. |
Red Valdez
Storming, Gecko! Park the Meteor in my Garage in The Village. |
Red Valdez
Tricky one next, Gecko. Steal Bean's Red Limousine from Disgracelands. |
Red Valdez
A few fat lines and I will feel like The King in this baby. Park it in the The Village - fast! |
Red Valdez
Now I need a certain Cop Car, Gecko. But first you need to get a Truck Cab. |
Red Valdez
Good, Gecko. Now collect the Trailer from behind the Cop Station. |
Red Valdez
Head up over to The Village where our Crane will unload the Cop Car. |
Red Valdez
Park the Cop Car, Gecko. I'm looking forward to playing Cops And Robbers. Ha ha ha. |
Red Valdez
You exude Zaibatsu style as our Number One Covert Operative, Gecko. Your performance was well worth $50,000. Fancy joining me to bang a Bio-Bitch? |
Valdez Alert![edit]
East phone
Red Valdez
Gecko - Red Valdez here. I want you to infiltrate the SRS Research Center and destroy their Cold Fusion Generators. Some Z-Men will join you shortly. |
Red Valdez
Access to the Research Center appears impossible but we have found a way - over a line of rooftop ramps and then on to and along the old Railway Track. |
Red Valdez
Super driving, Gecko! Get out of the vehicle and use the Rocket Launcher to destroy the TWO Cold Fusion Generators. |
Red Valdez
There are Anti-Blast Suit Dispensers on the walkways leading to each Generator, Gecko. You can't miss them. But beware the SRS Guards - they won't be so forgiving. |
Red Valdez
Generator One ELIMINATED! |
Red Valdez
Generator Two ANNIHILATED! |
Red Valdez
Well done, Gecko. Cold Fusion will remain a laboratory myth. Have $50,000. Stay in touch! |
Law Enforcement Larceny![edit]
Previous phone
Red Valdez
Red Valdez here! I have some extra special jobs in line for you, Gecko. But first I need to know just how tough you are. Can you steal a SWAT Van? |
Red Valdez
Stylish, Gecko! Bring the SWAT Van to my Garage. |
Red Valdez
So you can handle a SWAT Team. But do you have what it takes to steal a Special Agent Car, Gecko? Go for it! |
Red Valdez
Cool, Gecko! Park the Special Agent Car at my Garage. |
Red Valdez
I can see you have a great future ahead of you, Gecko. For your splendid performance I give you... How does $50,000 sound? |
Red phone[edit]
Murder in the Mall![edit]
Red Valdez
Ah, Gecko! Red Valdez here. I'm curious to see how well you handle extreme situations. Some Z-Men will join you shortly. Your destination is The Mall. |
Red Valdez
Now here's the deal. Kill 100 Scientists in The Mall - but no vehicles, understand! I want to see how well you can handle firepower under duress. |
Red Valdez
Commendable combat skills, Gecko! Here's $70,000 in recognition of your ruthlessness. |
Distraction Action![edit]
Red Valdez
Gecko - it's Red Valdez. I need you to create a diversion - something to distract the Cops. Go to the Video Store for further directions. |
Video Store
Head up the steps and across the pipes to get inside the Cop Station. Destroy the rooftop Generator to open the exit then steal the Trailer with a Special Agent Car on it. |
Red Valdez
SHIT! Destroying the Generator has set off an alarm! Get the Truck, Gecko - and get the hell out of there! |
Red Valdez
Distract the Cops and avoid getting arrested for ONE minute. That should give me just enough time to pull off the little job I have planned. |
Red Valdez
That was perfect, Gecko. Ha ha! One day perhaps I might share the reason for my mirth with you. For now, here's $70,000. |
Zaibatsu Gang Complete![edit]
Red Valdez
Well done, Gecko! You have passed all of the Zaibatsu jobs. |