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Sunbeam Welcome to the Krishna! The Krishna are ill at ease with the Russian Mafia. We respect those who dispose of the Russians. |
Green phones[edit]
DECONSTRUCTION YARD![edit]
North phone
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Sunbeam Grasshopper - it's Sunbeam. The Zaibatsu are building Shopping Malls on Holy Krishna land. Pay a visit to their Construction Yard and end the destruction. |
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Sunbeam They locked the Construction Yard Gateway, Grasshopper, and now only Leo The Locksmith can open it. You should find him doing a job on the Water Towers. |
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Leo the Locksmith I ain't helpin' no friend of Sunbeam. I'm busy! |
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Leo the Locksmith Jesus, I can't seem to hit the Goddamn Generator! |
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Leo the Locksmith I can cut you a deal if you destroy this filthy Generator. |
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Leo the Locksmith You destroyed the Generator, shorty! Okay, show me this Gateway. |
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Leo the Locksmith Stand back, shorty, while I open this Gateway. See ya! Mind the Krishna don't turn your brain to mush. |
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Sunbeam Get into the Construction Yard and kill the Zaibatsu Construction Manager. |
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Zaibatsu Construction Manager It's a Krishna invasion! GUARDS! GUARDS! |
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Sunbeam We will chant for you, Grasshopper. Destroy a polluting Zaibatsu Truck. |
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Zaibatsu It doesn't look good for you, Krishna! |
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Sunbeam Well done, Grasshopper, you halted construction! Your reward is $40,000. Join us in song - we have temples to build! |
COP CAR SCRAP![edit]
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Sunbeam Ah, Grasshopper, it's Sunbeam. The Krishna program of automotive clearance has been halted by the Cops. Steal me a Cop Car so we can resume our work! |
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Sunbeam Move swiftly, Grasshopper, and deliver the Cop Car to the Cranes! |
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Sunbeam The Crane will pick up the Cop Car - once you get out! |
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Sunbeam Good work, Grasshopper. Let us crush a few more Cop Cars to drive the message home. |
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Sunbeam Praise you, Grasshopper. Crush one more Cop Car and the Krishna will shower you with love. |
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Sunbeam Joy to you, Grasshopper! Here's $40,000. We will enjoy a full-on naked Krishna festival in your honor. Keep in touch. |
Yellow phones[edit]
COSSACK CONVERSION![edit]
West phone
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Sunbeam Grasshopper! Sunbeam here. We need to convert strong Russian Workers. Steal a Truck from Lubyanka Warehouses and head for Mad Island Docks. Beware - the guards are vicious. |
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Sunbeam Drive to Mad Island Docks and collect Russian Workers for conversion. |
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Sunbeam Sound your horn to call the Workers to the Truck. Be calm, Grasshopper - the Unconverted are coming! We are expecting FOUR groups, Grasshopper. Be sure you have them all! |
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Sunbeam Come immediately to the Conversion House, beside Krishna Krushers. |
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Sunbeam Thanks to you, Grasshopper, the Russian Workers are saved! Have $60,000 with our love. |
SUNBEAM CONTRACT![edit]
East phone
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Sunbeam Grasshopper, it is Sunbeam. I have a wonderful opportunity for you. Meet my loyal Krishna helpers and I will tell you more. |
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Sunbeam The Russian Kovski have put out a contract on the Grand Master. Seek out and destroy the Russian Assassins! |
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Sunbeam You are in Russian territory, Grasshopper. Kill some Russians to draw out the Assassins. |
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Sunbeam Good work, Grasshopper. Now you have Russian Assassins on your tail. |
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Sunbeam Praise you, Grasshopper! But there are still more Russian Assassins in the woodwork. Kill some more Russians to draw them out! |
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Sunbeam You caused some trouble, Grasshopper. Now a second wave of Russian Killers are on to you. |
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Sunbeam More Russian Killers dead! Thank you, Grasshopper. But there are STILL more Russian Assassins at large! You better kill more Russians to attract attention. |
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Sunbeam You caused a riot, Grasshopper. Now top Russian Hitmen have a target on you. |
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Sunbeam With the Grand Master safe we have many nubile young converts awaiting your attention, Grasshopper. In the meantime, have $60,000. |
CONVERSION EVASION![edit]
Previous phone
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Sunbeam Grasshopper! Sunbeam here. Loyal Krishna are being held as Zaibatsu Guinea Pigs. You must save them before Deconversion Drugs have their effect! |
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Sunbeam Meditate, Grasshopper - the Z-Lab Complex is heavily guarded! |
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Sunbeam Impressive, Grasshopper! You annihilated a Tank! |
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Sunbeam Another Tank disabled! Krishna is smiling, Grasshopper. |
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Sunbeam Praise you, Grasshopper, the defenses are destroyed! Now help the Krishna to escape. |
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Zaibatsu Never send a Tank to do a man's work! |
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Zaibatsu You are one tough bitch! Well BLESS THIS! |
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Sunbeam They are deeply feeble, Grasshopper! Get a Krishna Karma Bus! |
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Sunbeam Be calm, Grasshopper, and let them all board the Karma Bus! Champion, Grasshopper! Now bring my Krishna to the Vedic Temple. |
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Krishna Our savior! Take us, please, to the Vedic Temple! |
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Sunbeam The Vedic Temple is teeming with converted brothers and sisters! For your hard work we give you $60,000. Why not stay and chant, Grasshopper? Hari Hari Hari Ha... |
Red phone[edit]
ROOFTOP RESCUE![edit]
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Sunbeam Ah, Grasshopper - Sunbeam here. My Faithful Krishna are captive at the Zaibatsu Power Plant. Free them and Krishna will smile upon you. |
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Sunbeam My Faithful are held inside this Containment Block. Destroy the THREE Generators above to gain entry. |
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Sunbeam Joyful, Grasshopper, you decommissioned a Generator! |
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Sunbeam Praise you, Grasshopper - only one Generator to destroy! |
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Sunbeam You do well, young Grasshopper. Follow my Faithful free and protect them from harm. |
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Faithful Follow us, Grasshopper! We know where to find transportation. |
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Faithful Now that we have found transport, Grasshopper, you must lead us to the Safehouse. Use the other Limousine - we will follow. |
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Faithful It seems that our path is blocked by danger, Grasshopper. Only you can clear a way! |
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Faithful The Z-Guards have perished! Joy to the Grasshopper! |
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Faithful The way is clear, Grasshopper! Now you are free to take the other Limousine so we can follow you to the Safehouse. |
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Sunbeam Ah, relief! My Faithful Krishna and my Limousines are safe! At this moment I have much love for you, Grasshopper. The Vedic Temple is humming with a Grasshopper Chant. We will work again, young one. Here's $80,000 - and may Krishna protect you. |
POWER STATION![edit]
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Sunbeam Grasshopper, it is Sunbeam. I have a wonderful opportunity for you. Meet my loyal Krishna helpers and I will tell you more. |
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Sunbeam The Kovski Power Station runs on old tires and reactor cores and is polluting our city. It must be destroyed. Pay them a visit! |
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Sunbeam By placing FOUR bombs in special positions we can destroy the choking Kovski Power Station... |
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Sunbeam Fantastic, Grasshopper! Now plant a bomb where the dead guard was standing. Keep moving, Grasshopper! You still have three bombs to plant. |
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Sunbeam Two bombs to go, Grasshopper! |
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Sunbeam These stupid Russian guards are no match for you, Grasshopper! |
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Sunbeam Three bombs planted! You make this job look easy, Grasshopper. |
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Sunbeam You are too much for these stupid Russian guards, Grasshopper! |
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Sunbeam Drop the bomb where the guard was standing - then get out of there! |
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Sunbeam All bombs are in position, Grasshopper. Now move to higher ground to watch the Kovski Power Station breathe its final, fetid breath! |
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Sunbeam I trust you will enjoy watching the results of your labor, Grasshopper. |
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Sunbeam That was a show to remember, Grasshopper! You more than deserve this $80,000. |
ALL KRISHNA JOBS DONE![edit]
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Sunbeam Well done, Grasshopper! You have completed ALL the Krishna jobs! |