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- You are talking to the Zaibatsu. You can probably see some of us now - the cool-looking characters dressed in grey. You want our respect? Try disposing of filthy Rednecks!
Green phones
Fire Truck Fun!
North phone
- Gecko! Red Valdez here. A new SRS Flamethrower is being transported across the city in an SRS Security Van - and I want it.
- The Security Van has a new locking mechanism which can't be opened by conventional methods. The driver might be persuaded to get out by the Cops...
- OK, Gecko, here's the deal - steal a Cop Car.
- That's useful - a spare Cop Uniform. Nice fit!
- Can I help you, officer?
- Excellent, Gecko. Bring the Security Van to The Village and park it in my Garage.
- Fantastic, Gecko. This particular Flamethrower will only operate in conjunction with a Fire Truck. So what are you waiting for? Go get a Fire Truck!
- Bring the Fire Truck to The Village!
- Super, Gecko! My Z-Technicians will have the Flamethrower attached in seconds.
- Now the new Fire Truck is ready let's put it to the test! Head for Mobile RV and barbecue at least 30 Rednecks!
- Great! Get cooking, Gecko!
- Scorcher, Gecko! The Rednecks are roasting and the SRS are taking the blame! We have many jobs for the resourceful. In the meantime, please accept $30,000.
Science Friction!
South phone
- Gecko! Red Valdez here. I need you to bomb the SRS Clone Test Center so it looks like a Redneck attack. Montana's Pickup is loaded with lethal explosives. Steal it.
- Working well, Gecko! Park the Pickup at the South End of the Clone Test Center.
- Arm the explosives with your trigger finger, Gecko. But don't wait around!
- She's gonna blow, Gecko! Get out of the Pickup!
- Holy shit, Gecko! What a BANG! What a BLAST! Have $30,000 for a job well done.
Yellow phones
Operation Z!
West phone
- Gecko - it's Red Valdez. The Rednecks and Scientists are moving new contraband around this city and I want it ALL. I want you to bring me FOUR loaded vehicles.
- There's a Pickup full of pills at the Redneck Bowling Alley. Go get it, Gecko.
- Well stolen, Gecko! Now park the Pickup in my Garage in The Village.
- A Meteor driving across the city contains Clone Serum and two hot Bio-Bitches. Stop it and steal it.
- Storming, Gecko! Park the Meteor in my Garage in The Village.
- Tricky one next, Gecko. Steal Bean's Red Limousine from Disgracelands.
- A few fat lines and I will feel like The King in this baby. Park it in the The Village - fast!
- Now I need a certain Cop Car, Gecko. But first you need to get a Truck Cab.
- Good, Gecko. Now collect the Trailer from behind the Cop Station.
- Head up over to The Village where our Crane will unload the Cop Car.
- Park the Cop Car, Gecko. I'm looking forward to playing Cops And Robbers. Ha ha ha.
- You exude Zaibatsu style as our Number One Covert Operative, Gecko. Your performance was well worth $50,000. Fancy joining me to bang a Bio-Bitch?
Valdez Alert!
East phone
- Gecko - Red Valdez here. I want you to infiltrate the SRS Research Center and destroy their Cold Fusion Generators. Some Z-Men will join you shortly.
- Access to the Research Center appears impossible but we have found a way - over a line of rooftop ramps and then on to and along the old Railway Track.
- Super driving, Gecko! Get out of the vehicle and use the Rocket Launcher to destroy the TWO Cold Fusion Generators.
- There are Anti-Blast Suit Dispensers on the walkways leading to each Generator, Gecko. You can't miss them. But beware the SRS Guards - they won't be so forgiving.
- Generator One ELIMINATED!
- Generator Two ANNIHILATED!
- Well done, Gecko. Cold Fusion will remain a laboratory myth. Have $50,000. Stay in touch!
Law Enforcement Larceny!
Previous phone
- Red Valdez here! I have some extra special jobs in line for you, Gecko. But first I need to know just how tough you are. Can you steal a SWAT Van?
- Stylish, Gecko! Bring the SWAT Van to my Garage.
- So you can handle a SWAT Team. But do you have what it takes to steal a Special Agent Car, Gecko? Go for it!
- Cool, Gecko! Park the Special Agent Car at my Garage.
- I can see you have a great future ahead of you, Gecko. For your splendid performance I give you... How does $50,000 sound?
Red phone
Murder in the Mall!
Distraction Action!
- Gecko - it's Red Valdez. I need you to create a diversion - something to distract the Cops. Go to the Video Store for further directions.
- Head up the steps and across the pipes to get inside the Cop Station. Destroy the rooftop Generator to open the exit then steal the Trailer with a Special Agent Car on it.
- SHIT! Destroying the Generator has set off an alarm! Get the Truck, Gecko - and get the hell out of there!
- Distract the Cops and avoid getting arrested for ONE minute. That should give me just enough time to pull off the little job I have planned.
- That was perfect, Gecko. Ha ha! One day perhaps I might share the reason for my mirth with you. For now, here's $70,000.
Zaibatsu Gang Complete!
- Well done, Gecko! You have passed all of the Zaibatsu jobs.