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to beat guis you will need the tactical nuclear missile, excalibur, my left shoe, a bottle of whisky, and an apron. first equip lightning with the dirty rag, the toilet brush and the ring of ding. equip fang with an apple, hopes shoes, and the sword of silliness. equip hope with hot curry, ghost pants and ribena. then setup these paradigms | |||
sat sin sod | |||
din dan don | |||
bim bam bom | |||
de de da da | |||
this boss will fart on your head at the very start of battle. all status effects will be placed on everyone and some new ones will be made up just for the hell of it. these will be completely permenant to in all battles from now on. these effects will also now effect you in real life so do not fight this battle until you have achieved the lifestyle choice you are happy with. immediatly switch to la la la and hit the creature with everything youve got. this will do no damage and will not stagger it in the slightest but hey it felt good didnt it. now switch to do do do and sing a little song into the mic and the creature should smile. now kick the tv as hard as you can. if the tv is still working you should have now staggered it. if the tv broke then its the end of the game and will feel sad. if you have staggered it you should now pick up your playstation and shake it vigorously keep shaking it keep shaking it shake it shake it keep shaking and shaking, shaking and shaking, thats it keep shaking keep shaking shake it shake it shake shake it just keep doing that. |