Mount&Blade: Warband/Achievements

There are 80 achievements in the Steam release.

Picture	Name	Description
	Man Eater	Kill 50 men as a female character.
	Look at the Bones!	Face off against 100 enemies using custom battle mode.
	Khaaan!	Kill 75 enemies with horse archery.
	Get up Stand up	Cleanse the town of bandits in the opening mission.
	Best served cold	Defeat 10 enemy parties in the snowy regions of Calradia.
	Holy Diver	Kill or wound at least 500 enemies.
	Force of Nature	You and your army have killed or wounded 5,000 enemy troops.
	Bring out your Dead	Get one of your healing skills to 5.
	Might makes Right	Get either two strength related skills to 5 or one to 7.
	Community Service	Install and play one mod.
	Migrating Coconuts	Visit every major town in Calradia.
	Help Help I'm being Repressed	Harass wondering peasants on the map.
	Sarranidian Nights	Camp in the Sarranid region of the map.
	Sold into Slavery	Sell 5 people to the ransom broker.
	Medieval Times	Enter and win a tournament.
	Good Samaritan	Help a lord or party win a fight.
	Morale Leader	Raise your soldiers' morale from low to excellent.
	Book Worm	Finish reading one book through the camping screen.
	Talking helps	Engage in a conversation with a hero character through the party screen.
	Royality Payment	Be granted your first fief.
	Last man standing	(MP) Win one round in battle mode.
	Elite Warrior	(MP) Win a round of deathmatch mode.
	None Shall Pass	Successfully defend a castle.
	The Holy Hand Grenade	Kill 75 enemies with throwing weapons.
	Baron got back	Win a battle against a lord or party who previously beat or captured you.
	Trick Shot	Land a shot with a difficulty of 10 while using a bow and arrow.
	Gambit	Land a shot with a difficulty of 5 while using a throwing weapon.
	Old school Sniper	Land a shot with a difficulty of 6 while using a crossbow.
	Calradian Army Knife	Kill 10 enemies with a throwing weapon's secondary function.
	Mountain Blade	Kill 10 parties of Mountain Bandits.
	Agile Warrior	Get either two agility related skills to 5 or one to 7.
	Melee Master	Make one of your melee weapon skills 250.
	Dexterous Dastard	Make one of your ranged weapon skills 250.
	Mind on the Money	Have two of the following skills at a 5; Looting, Inventory Management, Trade, or Prisoner Management.
	Art of War	Have two of the following skills at a 5; Trainer, Tactics, Leadership, or Persuasion.
	The Ranger	Have a 7 in one of the following skills or a 5 in two; Tracking, Path-finding, or Spotting.
	Trojan Bunny Maker	Get the engineering skill up to 5.
	Old dirty scoundrel	Have a -50 relation with a lord, village, or faction.
	The Bandit	Raid 3 caravans and raid 3 villages.
	Got Milk?	Steal 3 cattle from a single village.
	Abundant Feast	Eat 6 different types food concurrently.
	Romantic Warrior	Learn 3 poems from tavern bards.
	Happily ever after	Get Married.
	Heart Breaker	Get a character to elope.
	Autonomous Collective	Be chosen as marshall.
	I dub thee	Promote one of your followers into a position of power.
	Sassy!	As a female character get into a duel with male lord by insulting him.
	The Golden Throne	Rule all of Calradia!
	Knights of the Round	Recruit 6 hero characters.
	Kingmaker	Put a pretender on their rightful throne.
	Pugnascious D	Pick a fight with a lord by insulting him or by challenging him to a duel.
	Gold Farmer	Amass a fortune of 100,000 denars.
	Medieval Emlak	Become the owner of at least 5 fiefs.
	Calradian Tea Party	Make your own faction.
	Manifest Destiny	Assist your faction in conquering Calradia.
	Concilio Calradi	As a ruler have 3 vassals.
	Victum Sequens	As a ruler conquer 10 towns or castles.
	This is our land	(MP) Your team successfully defended a castle in siege battle mode.
	Spoil the charge	(MP) Kill 50 cavalry while on foot, the enemy must be killed while mounted.
	Harassing Horseman	(MP) Kill 100 people with mounted projectiles.
	Throwing Star	(MP) Kill 25 people with throwing weapons.
	Shish Kebab	(MP) Perform 25 lance kills while mounted.
	Every breath you take	(MP) In any multiplayer mode have more kills than deaths.
	Choppy Chop Chop	(MP) Slay 50 foes with slashing weapons.
	Mace in yer Face!	(MP) Kill 25 foes with a blunt weapon.
	The Huscarl	(MP) Kill 50 foes with throwing axes.
	Ruin the Raid	(MP) Win in Conquest mode.
	Glorious Mother Faction	(MP) Win a round of team deathmatch mode.
	Son of Odin	You have completed the following achievements: Might makes Right, The Huscarl, Melee Master/Dexterous Dastard, and Holy Diver/Elite Warrior.
	Iron Bear	You have completed the following achievements: Mace in yer Face!, Spoil the Charge, Agile Warrior, and This is our land.
	Legendary Rastam	You have completed the following achievements: Abudant Feast, Mace in yer Face!, Sarranidian Nights, and Art of War/Melee Master.
	Svarog the Mighty	You have completed the following achievements: Might Makes Right, Choppy Chop Chop, Glorious Mother Faction, and Old school Sniper.
	King Arthur	You have completed the following achievements: Melee Master, Knights of the Round, Every breath you take, I dub thee/Good Samaritan.
	Kassai Master	You have completed the following achievements: Trick Shot, Khaaan!, Agile Warrior, and Harassing Horseman.
	Lady of the Lake	As a female character, give a companion character a great sword.
	Talk of the town	As a female character, raise your renown to 50.
	Queen	As a female character, make your own faction.
	Girl Power	As a female character, help a female claimant reclaim her throne.
	Man Handler	As a female character, Capture and sell three NPC lords.
	Empress	As a female character, become queen of all Calradia.