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== Commentary == | |||
Get yourself a copy of "Anvil of Crom" from the Conan the Barbarian soundtrack. Make sure you've got a good sub-woofer. Crank it up pretty damn loud. When your SO complains, scream back something that sounds like you're speaking with a mouth full of marbles... maybe "Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, then to HELL with you! " or maybe "It's not a tumor!" or simply "Enough talk!" | |||
After she's walked out of the room muttering something that you cannot hear over the bass drums, create your pretender god. You should name it "Crom," and it really shouldn't be anything less manly than a [[Early Era - Ulm, Enigma of Steel/Lord of War|Lord of War]]. I mean, you ''could'' use a crone as a chassis, but Aharnold would call you a "gurley man"... and so would I. | |||